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why did the hippo cross the rode . ..the chicken was off duty The Punchline: ![]() |
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What does a blonde do in the morning? The Punchline: Gets up gets dressed and goes home. |
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There was a big woman & her goose that walked into a bar.The barte The Punchline: |
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Do zombies have trouble getting dates? The Punchline: No, they can usually dig someone up! |
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What's striped and goes round and round? The Punchline: A zebra on a merry-go-round! |
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Johnny, I think your dog likes me. He's been looking at me all night. The Punchline: That's because you are eating out of his bowl! |
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What happened to the man who couldn't tell the difference between putt The Punchline: His windows fell out! |
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What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger? The Punchline: Nothing, dogs can't talk! |
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? The Punchline: Lost! |
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? The Punchline: Lost! |
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? The Punchline: Lost! |
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? The Punchline: Lost! |
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What's the difference between a unicorn and lettuce? The Punchline: One is a funny beast the other is a bunny feast! |
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What happened to the dog that #@*%!ed the clock? The Punchline: He got ticks! |
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Now you see it, now you don't. Now you see it, now you don't. What is The Punchline: A black cat on a zebra crossing! |
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What do you call a mad flea? The Punchline: A looney-tic! |
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What do you get if you cross an alligator with a camera? The Punchline: A snapshot! |
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What has a spiked tail, plates on its back and 16 wheels? The Punchline: A stegosaurus on roller blades! |
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When is a baby like a basketballer? The Punchline: When he dribbles! |
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Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants? The Punchline: In case he got a hole in one! |