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472) funny kid 

The Joke or Riddle:
ur in a concrete room with 4 walls + 1 cieling + 1 roof.da room is emp

The Punchline:
simple
u rub ur hand against da wall till its sore.use da saw 2 cut da table in half.2 halfs make a whole.put da hole against da wall + crawl out
yell till ur voice is hoarse. jump on da horse + ride off.


if u dnt get dis joke then read it agen.it is using words that sound da same but r spelt different + have different meanings.its quite clever really. eek! big grin
471) katie swindell 
Location:
lumberton, nj
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
oh yeah oh yeah what what happened to tha kid that went to the pizza s

The Punchline:
HE GOT TOO SAUSEY TO GO TO THE MALL. i dont get it. confused confused
470) Jessica 
Location:
Somewhere
   {27C6386C-AB5D-4676

The Joke or Riddle:
i dont have a joke…do you have a joke…hahahahaha….get it

The Punchline:
469) megan shackleton 
Location:
abingdon,oxford
   {A7138FB4-8519-47FD

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

The Punchline:
your to young to smoke!!! embarrassment cool
468) Dan P 
Location:
Edmond, Oklahoma

The Joke or Riddle:
One day a man walked down a street…

The Punchline:
There was no street to walk!!!
467) me 
Location:
desert

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get when you see a cow and a redneck

The Punchline:
dinner
466) Grace Clinton 
Location:
solihull

The Joke or Riddle:
What does someone automatically say when they walk into a bar??

The Punchline:
ouch! :Pwink
465) michelle 
Location:
california
    3.0.0; MyIE2; S

The Joke or Riddle:
A boss has 3 workers, a blonde, a red hair, and a burnette. The boss a

The Punchline:
the next day, the blonde tells the burnette and red hair that she almost got caught by there boss. GET IT?!?!?!?! razz (stick out tongue)
464) Elliott 
Location:
delaware
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
say it after all my sentences. The libarian said shhh

The Punchline:
463) Maria 

The Joke or Riddle:
Two men go into a restaurant. One man says to the other\"after al

The Punchline:
It turns out that the second man was shipwrecked on an island with another man. the other man says they have to eat the deceased people in order to survive. the second man says absolutely not, he will not eat people. so the other man tricks him and says its albatross, not people. the second man really likes the soup and when he ordered the REAL albatross soup, he fainted because it didn't taste anything like the other "albatross" soup he had on the island.
462) bob 
Location:
bobville

The Joke or Riddle:
A man walks into a bar and what does he say?

The Punchline:
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
461) grid_egg 

The Joke or Riddle:
There were three blondes trying to get across a river. They each had o

The Punchline:
The third one wished she was smarter, turned into a brunette and walked across the bridge.
460) JAMES BOND 
Location:
ALBERTA
 PPC Mac OS X; ) 85.8.5 (KH

The Joke or Riddle:
There is a girl in summer school and she always fell asleep in cl#@*%!

The Punchline:
About another 15 minutes later the teacher saw the Girl sleeping in cl#@*%!. So the teacher asked her one more question "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their fif#@*%!th child?" Again Jimmy very helpful indeed poked her in the back. This time The Girll woke up turned around and yelled "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in half. The teacher fainted. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa frown wink razz (stick out tongue) big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! confused smile eek! embarrassment smile cool cool cool
459) JAMES BOND 
Location:
ALBERTA
 PPC Mac OS X; ) 85.8.5 (KH

The Joke or Riddle:
There's a rooster and he layed an egg on the tip of a roof. And This r

The Punchline:
Roosters don't lay eggs!!! (get it) big grin embarrassment smile frown wink razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool eek! smile confused smile frown wink razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! confused smile eek! smile confused #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment big grin big grin big grin
458) BEN 

The Joke or Riddle:
IT WAS MORNING IN THE BIG FOREST, AND ALL THREE BEARS WHERE WAKING UP.

The Punchline:
THEN MOTHER BEAR STUCK HER HEAD OUT OF THE SERVING HATCH AND SOUTED," FOR GOD SAKE HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAM PORAGE.."
457) khadija 
Location:
india {raichur}

The Joke or Riddle:
there is a flower on ur face which is it guess? tulips {two lips}

The Punchline:
456) bethany 
Location:
greentrees

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the bloundie say when she was about to have a baby?

The Punchline:
i hope its mine! smile frown wink big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool #@*%! eek! smile confused
455) bethany 
Location:
greentrees

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the devil go up to maine?

The Punchline:
because it was to hot in hell razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment smile frown wink #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool eek! smile confused
454) ricky 
Location:
texas

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chicken cross the road?

The Punchline:
big grin
453) bizach 
Location:
yo mama
   {22A1EE89-DF7A-48BC

The Joke or Riddle:
3 guys a farmer uncle sam and osama and they all met a geni blah blah

The Punchline:
so uncle sam goes ok fill it with water hahahahahahaha get it smile frown wink razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! confused smile eek!
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