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512) wendy 
Location:
austraila

The Joke or Riddle:
9 blonds and a brunett were hanging onto a rope for there live's, after a while the rope was begging to break, they knew that someone will have to jump to save them all, the brunett decided to jump. so the brunett gave the blonds a story about how she will jump and how she is always sacrifysing things for her husband and 3 children so she gave the 9 blonds her story and when the brunett finished, all the blonds claped,

The Punchline:
smile wink smile razz (stick out tongue) big grin wink frown smile

 Lisa Wednesday, June 1, 2005 05:28
this one cracks me up every time. fantastic.
511) wendy 
Location:
australia

The Joke or Riddle:
two men walk into a bar!#!..#*#!

The Punchline:
OUCH #*#! Thats Gotta Hurt razz (stick out tongue)
510) ailsa 
Location:
england
   ; Grip

The Joke or Riddle:
Q. Why did the blonde lady climb the glass wall? A. to see what ws on the other side.

The Punchline:
to see what was on the other side.
509) Angel 
Location:
Sa,Tx
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
there was a blonde…she was at the flea market. she asked the cashier how much the t.v cost. the cashier said that it wasnt for sale.so she left, and came back with a red wig. once again she asked the cashier how much the t.v. cost. the cashier told her it wasnt for sale. so she came back with a black wig, and asked the cashier once again how much the t.v. was. the cashier said that it wasnt for sale. so she came back as herself(blonde) and asked once more how much the t.v. cost.

The Punchline:
the cashier said…first of all,that t.v. is not for sale. second of all, its not a t.v., its a microwave!!!!! wink
508) Jerry 
Location:
SA, TX
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a blonde and a brunette. they both jumped off the cliff at the same time. who hit the ground first?

The Punchline:
the brunette. the blonde stopped to ask for directions!!! big grin
507) Jerry 
Location:
San Antonio, TX
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
Your so dumb, u got locked in the supermarket and…

The Punchline:
died of hunger eek!
506) Aaron Waters 
Location:
LA, CA
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
A woman, shot her husband, held him under the water for an hour, and then hung him. How is he still alive?

The Punchline:
She took a picture of him. Soaked it in a dark room under the water for an hour and then hung the picture up to let it dry.
505) amber 
Location:
childern hospatal

The Joke or Riddle:
u are so short that when u take your picture for your drivers license I can see your feet u areso skinny u use dental floss for toilet tissue as a fat person u can't take skinny people out to eat because they will eat a hot dog and be full

The Punchline:
big grin
504) Lauren Caine 
Location:
Humbolt Tennessee

The Joke or Riddle:
Why was 6 afraid of seven? Because 7 ate nine!

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue)
503) mahesh 

The Joke or Riddle:
what has four legs but cannot walk?

The Punchline:
ans: a chair! smile
502) TEXAZ 
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
why couldnt the little boy go to the pirate movie?

The Punchline:
CAUSE IT WAS RATED RRRRRRRRR!!! MUST READ #@*%! cool big grin razz (stick out tongue) smile
501) c#@*%!andra 
Location:
victoria

The Joke or Riddle:
my joke is a yo mumma joke. yo mumma is so fat when she went to the pools and jumped in evry one shouted tsunami. lol thats my joke by c#@*%!andra please put on your web

The Punchline:
wink big grin eek! cool
500) Danny 
Location:
england

The Joke or Riddle:
A blonde walks in to a shop and sees a flask she asks the shop keeper what it was and he says \"its a flask, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold\" The blonde is amazed by this and buys one. The next day she meets her friends and takes the flask, her friends ask what it is and she tells them its a flask that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. Her friends are amazed and asked what she has in it, the blonde replies

The Punchline:
Two cups of hot chocolate and an ice cream smile
499) Emma 
Location:
uk
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
A little boy was walking with his sister and she was going to get some #@*%!s when she got in the shop she said Give me some #@*%!s you fat basterd. And the little boy said wat does that mean she said it was another word for getting something quicker. He got home and went upstairs to see his mum she was putting her makeup on and said ohh #@*%! , the little boy said wat dose that mean and she it is another word for putting makeup on wrong.So he went down stairs and his dad was carving the turkey and he said #@*%! wat does that mean i8t means i curved the turkey wrong. DING DONG!!! The little boy answered the door and a lady siad his family in he said yes My sister is out getting some basterds my mums putting #@*%! on her face and my dads #@*%!ing the turkey.

The Punchline:
smile
498) Emma Meade 
Location:
uk
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
This is a person who lives in disgise whoi dells in secrets and tells nought but lies. Next tell me the thing that is always last to mend the middle of middle and the end of end. And finallly tell me the sound of the heard during the search for a hard to find word. String them together and answer me this which creature am i most unwilling to KISS!!

The Punchline:
497) bob 
Location:
us

The Joke or Riddle:
hi

The Punchline:
smile

fun Wednesday, May 25, 2005 01:40
Wow, what a gr8 joke
496) George Vaughan 
Location:
oxon
   CDSource=v9e.05; SV

The Joke or Riddle:
two monkeys were running a bath then one decided to get in and went 'ooh ooh ah ah'

The Punchline:
so the other one said 'oh put some cold in then' smile
495) charllotte 
Location:
sunderland

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: what do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

The Punchline:
a wooly jumper!
494) Alyssa Lan 
Location:
Gevalia
   stumbleupon.com 1.9

The Joke or Riddle:
Knock knock.

The Punchline:
Who's there?
493) Laura 
Location:
Jim Thorpe
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
There were three #@*%! and the prince said who ever comes back wit the most ping pong #@*%! get to marry me..the first girl went down and brought back 100 #@*%! the second girl went down and came back wit 200 #@*%! The third girl went down and came back wit these two big #@*%! thing on her shoulder and the prince said were r the ping pong #@*%! and she said oh i thought u said king kongs #@*%!.

The Punchline:
The girl was blonde… cool

fun Wednesday, May 25, 2005 01:44
Hi,
Your joke is #@*%!
Have FUN
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