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Name Your Joke
532) HK_BOY 

The Joke or Riddle:
What does the elephant's right look like the most?

The Punchline:
Elephant's left ear
531) *cherries* 
Location:
Hawaii~~808~~
   Q312461; T312461; S

The Joke or Riddle:
superman was overlooking the town seeing if there was any trouble..when he saw wonder woman #@*%! and unconsious on the ground…he went down to see if he could get some action…Superman did his business n left…wonder woman came up n said wat happened…

The Punchline:
and the invisible man said.."idk…but mai butt really hurts" razz (stick out tongue)
530) *cherries* 
Location:
HAWAII~~808~~
   Q312461; T312461; S

The Joke or Riddle:
dere was a hawaiian, a mexican, and a japanese on a boat..they all had to let sumting off da boat cuz it was too heavy…da japanese ate a sushi, then threw off the rest n said "i get a lot of that where i come from"…den da mexican ate a bite of his burrito then threw the rest off n said" i get alot of that where i come from.."

The Punchline:
then the hawaiian grabbed the japanese and threw him off the boat n said "i got a lot of that where i come from" big grin big grin
529) kate 
Location:
cali
  rv:0.9.4) 200111

The Joke or Riddle:
what do u do when pack man runs into a wall

The Punchline:
go the other way(dont ask)
528) abbie 
Location:
my house
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 412 (KHTML, l

The Joke or Riddle:
a brunette ws takin a wlk. she cs a rver. thre is a blonde on the other side. da brunette asks da blonde," how do i get to the other side?" the blonde answers…..

The Punchline:
u R on da oder side!! wink frown smile embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool eek! smile confused confused #@*%! razz (stick out tongue) wink frown smile embarrassment big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) smile eek! cool
527) GEORGE M 
Location:
S.T.A

The Joke or Riddle:
Y WAS A BOY CALLED ADAM FAT

The Punchline:
CUS HE JUST EAT TO MUCH ..AND HE IS SOOOO FAT FAT FAT FAT
526) Nina 
   YComp 5.0.2.5; ;

The Joke or Riddle:
A little boy named Johnny was very sick and he was staying in the hospital. Johnny's doctor wanted to cheer him up one day, so he asked Johnny what he would do if he found a couple dollars on the sidewalk. Without hesitating Johnny replied, "I'de go bye a box of Tampax." Suprised the doctor asked him what for. The boy replied, "On the television commercials it says that with Tampax you can go biking and horseback riding and skating!"

The Punchline:
525) MARTHA 
Location:
gennovia
    6) 200401

The Joke or Riddle:
whats black and white and red all over

The Punchline:
a news paper roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin
524) andrew 
Location:
didcot
    3.0 BT Openw

The Joke or Riddle:
y did the chicken cross the road

The Punchline:
to get to the other side
523) yo yo homie 
Location:
cali
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
lallalla at did the horse do

The Punchline:
big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! confused
522) Mr Billy Goat 
 7.3) 20040913 Fire

The Joke or Riddle:
wats blue and fluffy?

The Punchline:
pink fluff holdin its breath!! smile smile
521) roisin 
Location:
ireland
 7.3) 20040913 Fire

The Joke or Riddle:
wats pink and fluffy?

The Punchline:
pink fluff razz (stick out tongue)
520) Marykate 

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a bunny that look like a whale?

The Punchline:
big grin big grin
519) Zach Faught 
Location:
middle of nowhere
   PeoplePal 3.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
Surfers love yo mama cause…

The Punchline:
when she jumps in the ocean she makes tsunamis eek! ohhhhhhhhhhhhh burnnn eek!
518) Zach Faught 
Location:
USA
   PeoplePal 3.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo mama so greasy that she's nicknamed "The Human Slip & Slide"

The Punchline:
517) Lisa 
Location:
cornwall, same as yesterday

The Joke or Riddle:
what is brown and sticky?

The Punchline:
A stick!!! hardy har har. wink
516) Kristin 
Location:
hesperia
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
YOUR ALL BILLY GOATS HAHAH GET IT BILLY GOATS!!!!

The Punchline:
eek!

Mr Billy Goat Thursday, June 9, 2005 15:47
Lol!! i dont get it but dats wat makes it hilarious!
515) Lisa 
Location:
south west of the uk

The Joke or Riddle:
Whats black and white and red all over?

The Punchline:
A murdered penguin! big grin
514) Sam 
Location:
Norfolk, UK
   ; Win

The Joke or Riddle:
How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?

The Punchline:
There is white out on the screen
513) Sam 
Location:
Norfolk
   ; Win

The Joke or Riddle:
A redhead, brunette and blonde are in a bar and need the toilet, as they get to the toilet entrance there is a little old lady sat outside. She tells them to visit the magic mirror. She tells them to each in turn step up to the mirror and say something truthfull and they will be greatly rewarded but say something untruthfull and they will be #@*%!ed into the mirror.

The Punchline:
First the redhead steps up and says "i think im the most beautiful of us all" and gets rewarded with the keys to a new car, then the brunetee steps up and says " i think i'm the most intelligent of us all" and gets rewarded with a winning lottery ticket. Then the blonde steps up and says " I think….." and is immeditely drawn into the mirror.
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