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Name Your Joke
552) Nina 
Location:
#@*%!.matmice.com/home/nemogirl

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!!

The Punchline:
551) Kelly B 
Location:
UK
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
Ya moms so fat,

The Punchline:
She wore high heels and they were flips flops in 5 seconds flat!
550) robin 
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
y carnt blonds count to 70

The Punchline:
cause sixty nines a mouthfull cool big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) embarrassment smile wink razz (stick out tongue) cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
549) jessica smith 
Location:
berkshire
   ; Tesc

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the nut and bolt shop shut down?

The Punchline:
becaues it got screwed big grin
548) - 
Location:
-

The Joke or Riddle:
why do boys always dig on the sun?

The Punchline:
cuase it's hot!!! wink
547) mallory 
Location:
europe

The Joke or Riddle:
what does micheal jackson smell like?

The Punchline:
plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! big grin
546) mallory 
Location:
california

The Joke or Riddle:
what is the beggining of eternity, the ending of time and space, and in the middle of forever?

The Punchline:
the letter….…...E….…..! roll eyes (sarcastic)
545) Kel 
Location:
somewhere in the world
   ; bgft)

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: out of all mexicans, how can u tell which 1 is the richest? A: u roll a penny down the road and whichever mexican gets to it first is the richest

The Punchline:
figure it out big grin
544) Harry Johnson 
Location:
LikeISaidJoHouse
   ; )

The Joke or Riddle:
I went to your house

The Punchline:
yo momma
543) Emily 
Location:
California
    )

The Joke or Riddle:
there is a blonde rowing a boat in the sand, and an other blonde came over and said to the other blonde, you are one of the blondes that give us a bad name but if i new how to swim i would go in there and kick your #@*%!!!!

The Punchline:
The blonde is rowing the boat in the sand how could the other blonde drown?!?!
542) nicholas 
   {05AEF44F-DB49-D47C

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the cat say to the dog. kick me

The Punchline:
eastgreqtq
541) robert munch 
Location:
timbuckto
    )

The Joke or Riddle:
how does micheal jackson pick his nose

The Punchline:
from a magazine
540) Lannie 
Location:
Tampa, FL

The Joke or Riddle:
What's a tree's favorite drink?

The Punchline:
Rootbeer! big grin
539) Altoid 
Location:
Michigan

The Joke or Riddle:
There were 2 men that both played baseball named Tom and Jerry well one day Tom said to Jerry I wonder if they have baseball in heaven and Jerrry said I don't know well a week later Tom died and then a couple days later Jerry heard Tom's voice say Ok I have some good news and some bad news The good news is that there is baseball in heaven

The Punchline:
and the bad news is that your pitching on Wendesday big grin
538) lucy 
Location:
england

The Joke or Riddle:
a rabbit went into a shop and said do u sell any (knock knock knock) carrots.. the man said na theres a grocery shop next door go there.. so he said ok then. and walked out the door.. he came back the next day and said do u sell any (knock knock knock) carrots he said na i told u yesterday theres a grocery shop next door go there so the rabbit said ok then and walkedout the door the next day the rabbit walked in and said do u sell any (knock knock knock) carrots .. the man said no if u come in here again im gonna nale ur poors to the counter so the rabbit said ok then sorry and walked out.. the nextr day the rabit walked in and said do u by any chance sell nales .. the man said no he said in that case can i have a bag of (knock knock knock) CARROTS!!

The Punchline:
HA HA HA HA HA wot a fantastic joke!!
537) Mykel Cruz 
Location:
Long Beach California
   ;  3.12;

The Joke or Riddle:
Where's a Cats favorite place to shop?

The Punchline:
At RAALLPPHHSS!!!
536) noonebug 
Location:
oh

The Joke or Riddle:
Why are all the vampires now extinct?

The Punchline:
Because they all died of AIDS.
535) hja 

The Joke or Riddle:
A man was walking down the road and a touring library was driving down as well. It knocked him over and stopped, a man and woman got out of a door that opened half the library, (making the man on the road INSIDE the library) the man on the road was screaming in agony so the woman said to him " Shhhhhhhh!"

The Punchline:
the man was in a library. wink razz (stick out tongue) smile
534) Jessica 
Location:
england

The Joke or Riddle:
Pete and repete were on a boat pete fell of who was left?????

The Punchline:
wink
533) Kara 
   ; AT&T

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a blonde,red,and a brunette.They where stranded on a deserted island. The red tried to swim to anotherplace that was about 5 miles away. She tried and she drown. The brunette tried to swim to anotherplace that was about 5 miles away. She also drown. The blonde tried but stopped half way and decided it was too far so she swam back to the deserted island.

The Punchline:
smile smile razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue)
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