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why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!! The Punchline: |
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Ya moms so fat, The Punchline: She wore high heels and they were flips flops in 5 seconds flat! |
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y carnt blonds count to 70 The Punchline: cause sixty nines a mouthfull       
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why did the nut and bolt shop shut down? The Punchline: becaues it got screwed
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why do boys always dig on the sun? The Punchline: cuase it's hot!!!
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what does micheal jackson smell like? The Punchline: plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what is the beggining of eternity, the ending of time and space, and in the middle of forever? The Punchline: the letter….…...E….…..!
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Q: out of all mexicans, how can u tell which 1 is the richest? A: u roll a penny down the road and whichever mexican gets to it first is the richest The Punchline: figure it out
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I went to your house The Punchline: yo momma |
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there is a blonde rowing a boat in the sand, and an other blonde came over and said to the other blonde, you are one of the blondes that give us a bad name but if i new how to swim i would go in there and kick your #@*%!!!! The Punchline: The blonde is rowing the boat in the sand how could the other blonde drown?!?! |
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what did the cat say to the dog. kick me The Punchline: eastgreqtq |
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how does micheal jackson pick his nose The Punchline: from a magazine |
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What's a tree's favorite drink? The Punchline: Rootbeer!
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There were 2 men that both played baseball named Tom and Jerry well one day Tom said to Jerry I wonder if they have baseball in heaven and Jerrry said I don't know well a week later Tom died and then a couple days later Jerry heard Tom's voice say Ok I have some good news and some bad news The good news is that there is baseball in heaven The Punchline: and the bad news is that your pitching on Wendesday
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a rabbit went into a shop and said do u sell any (knock knock knock) carrots.. the man said na theres a grocery shop next door go there.. so he said ok then. and walked out the door.. he came back the next day and said do u sell any (knock knock knock) carrots he said na i told u yesterday theres a grocery shop next door go there so the rabbit said ok then and walkedout the door the next day the rabbit walked in and said do u sell any (knock knock knock) carrots .. the man said no if u come in here again im gonna nale ur poors to the counter so the rabbit said ok then sorry and walked out.. the nextr day the rabit walked in and said do u by any chance sell nales .. the man said no he said in that case can i have a bag of (knock knock knock) CARROTS!! The Punchline: HA HA HA HA HA wot a fantastic joke!! |
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Where's a Cats favorite place to shop? The Punchline: At RAALLPPHHSS!!! |
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Why are all the vampires now extinct? The Punchline: Because they all died of AIDS. |
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A man was walking down the road and a touring library was driving down as well. It knocked him over and stopped, a man and woman got out of a door that opened half the library, (making the man on the road INSIDE the library) the man on the road was screaming in agony so the woman said to him " Shhhhhhhh!" The Punchline: the man was in a library.
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Pete and repete were on a boat pete fell of who was left????? The Punchline:
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There was a blonde,red,and a brunette.They where stranded on a deserted island. The red tried to swim to anotherplace that was about 5 miles away. She tried and she drown. The brunette tried to swim to anotherplace that was about 5 miles away. She also drown. The blonde tried but stopped half way and decided it was too far so she swam back to the deserted island. The Punchline:
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