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592) maddie 
  ;   MSNm

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!!!!!

The Punchline:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
591) BillyJoe Ray 
Location:
Alabama

The Joke or Riddle:
How do you make a Blonde laugh on Sunday?

The Punchline:
Tell her a joke on Thursday!!!!!!!!!
590) BillyBob 
Location:
Alabama

The Joke or Riddle:
A young woman said to her doctor,"You have to help me, I hurt allover." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with er index finger and yelled,"Ouch! That hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,"Ow, that hurts, too!" Then she touched her right earlobe,"Ow, even THAT hurts!" The doctor asked the woman,"Are you a natural blonde?" "Yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."

The Punchline:
That's the punch line!
589) Bailey#@*%! 
Location:
Alabama

The Joke or Riddle:
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of these annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway. He say,\"It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa.\" She says no again, and tries to fall asleep. The man tries harder, saying,\"Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?\" At that number, the blonde agrees. The businessman explains again,\"If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. \"Got it,\" she replies. He asks,\"Who was the sixth president?\" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5. Now it's her turn, and she says,\"What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?\" The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No noe knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00. Then, as they're landing vhe asks her,\"What was that thing anyway?\" She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.

The Punchline:
She doesn't know what the answer to her own question was.
588) warren 
Location:
indiana in the usa

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the farmer say to the horses your eating my hay. what did the chicken say to the corn you are makeing me to corny

The Punchline:
smile warren
587) Ross Clark 
    )

The Joke or Riddle:
Whats the main ingredient in tomatoe soup?

The Punchline:
Water!!! razz (stick out tongue)
586) Edeana 
Location:
Bronx, NY
  7.8) 200505

The Joke or Riddle:
what is the difference between E.T. and a regular husband?

The Punchline:
E.T. Phoned home
585) Mike 
Location:
KC

The Joke or Riddle:
Three men boarded a boat, an American, a Chinese and a Mexican. While on the ocean, they noticed that the boat is sinking because it's too heavy. The captain told all three men to throw anything they have to much of, from their country, off the boat. So they would stop sinking. So the Chinese threw his bag of rice. The Mexican threw his bag of beans. And the American threw the Mexican. HAHAHAHA!!!!

The Punchline:
HAHAHAHA!!!!
584) C#@*%!ie 
Location:
west chester,ohio,usa
   ; ; acc=; .

The Joke or Riddle:
Where do sheep shop?

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) at Wool*Mart
583) jerble 

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call 32 teeth in a line?

The Punchline:
the front row of a garth brooks concert
582) Terry Paine 
Location:
Orang County, Ca.

The Joke or Riddle:
My uncle is a minster, he goes to church to prepare a sermon for Sunday, while he gone his wife goes shopping for dinner, in the parking lot of the store a woman is calling out; dam fish for sale, my aunt tell's the woman she should not talk that way, the woman say's the fish were caught in a dam, my aunt buys some. She's home cooking them, my uncle comes home and says what smells so good? Dam fish my aunt says, my uncle says you should not talk that way, im a minster, your my wife, we don't talk that way, my aunt say's oh! you don't understand, these fish were caught at the dam. Mt brother get home and sit's at the table and ask what for dinner, my ulcle say's dam fish, my brother say's! That spirit! p#@*%! me the fuching mash potatos.

The Punchline:
581) chabie 

The Joke or Riddle:
yo momma so fat

The Punchline:
it took me 2 trains and a bus just to get on her goodside big grin big grin big grin big grin
580) chabie 

The Joke or Riddle:
A blonde executive was driving in the country. she saw some blonde in a row boat in the middle of a mud field. she got out of the car and went to the mud and said

The Punchline:
." It's blonde's like you that give us bad names. I'd kick your #@*%! if i could swim!"
579) Jen Z Ken Z 
Location:
Nor-Cal
 MSIE 5.16; )

The Joke or Riddle:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all trapped on a deserted island. They have been stuck there for a 3 days with no food and no fresh water. They are all three near their ends when a magic genie appears. He tells the #@*%! that he will give them each one wish. The redhead goes first and wishes for a canoe to row back to shore. The genie snaps and *poof* a canoe appears and the redhead rows away. The brunette goes next and wishes for a plane to fly back to shore. The genie snaps and *poof* a plane appears and the brunette flys off. The genie turns to the blonde and says, \"Come on, what is your wish?\"

The Punchline:
The blonde looks at the genie with tears in her eyes and says, " I miss my friends, I wish they were back here with me." eek!
578) Brittany Duchene 
Location:
California
  ;  ; AT&T WNS5.

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a alien who wanted to learn english so he goes to the oprea and he hears the lady singing, "Mi mi mi mi." Next he goes to a diner and hears people saying," Forks and knifes,forks and knifes." Then he goes to a candy shop and a kid said, "He stole my lollypop." Then the alien Goes outside and a guy asked him if he knew who killed this man? The alien said,"Mi mi mi mi." The guy asked him what did you kill him with? then alien answered,"Forks and knifes fork and knifes." Then the guy said why did you kill him? the alien said,"He stole my lollypop."

The Punchline:
smile
577) sara 
Location:
texas
    ; FunWe

The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock..whos there

The Punchline:
me! thats why i said not not
576) kash homie 
Location:
long beach
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
wat grows on trees

The Punchline:
kash money
575) KU'U 
Location:
HAWAii

The Joke or Riddle:
THERE WERE 3 FRiENDS..ALL GUYS..ONE WAS PODAGEE ((PORTUGUES)), ANOTHER WAS A BLACK MAN, AND THE OTHER WAS A WHiTE MAN..WELL THEY ALL WORKED TO TOGETHER..AND THEY HAD LUNCH TOGETHER EVERYDAY..WELL THE BLACK MAN SAiD i'M GETTiNG TiRED OF EATiNG THiS EVERYDAY..MY WiFE MAKES ME THE SAME THiNG..WHiCH WAS FRiED CHiCKEN..AND THE WHiTE MAN SAiD YEAH ME TO..AND THE WHiTE MAN ATE A SANDWHiCH..THEN THE PODAGEE GUY GOES ME TOO..AND HE EATS PORTUGUES SAUSAGE AND RiCE..SO THEY SAiD TO EACH OTHER iF WE GET THE SAME THiNG TOMORROW WE'RE GOiNG TO JUMP OFF THiS BUiLDiNG..WELL THE NEXT DAY COMES AND THEY GET THE SAME THiNG..SO THE BLACK MAN JUMPS OFF FiRST, THEN THE WHiTE MAN, AND THEN THE PODAGEE GUY..WELL THE 3 GUYS FUNERAL CAME UP AND THERE WiVES WERE ALL TALKiNG..THE WHiTE AND BLACK MEN'S WiVES SAiD iF i KNEW i WOULD HAVE CHANGED iT..

The Punchline:
THEN THE PODAGEE'S WiFE SAYS HE MAKES HiS LUNCH EVERYDAY..
574) Cristina Knowles 
Location:
Baltic, Connecticut

The Joke or Riddle:
Five beautiful blondes walk into a bar and order one bottle of red wine and one bottle of white wine and twenty mugs. Then they mix half red wine and half white wine in each mug. Then the five blondes grab a mug each and start running and skipping and clinking mugs while screaming \"58 days, 58 days!\" Then five more blondes come in, pick up a mug each, and join in skipping and screaming \" 58 Days! 58 Days!\" After a while ten more beautiful blondes walk in and do the same, then the tenth blonde puts a picture in the middle, and joind the other blodes. The bar tender peeks through the crowd of twenty blondes to see the picture. The picture is the cookie moster, and next to it is the box of a child's cookie moster puzzle. The twenty blondes are still screaming \" 58 DAYS!!! 58 DAYS!!! 58 DAYS!!!\" Finally, unable to resist his curiosity, the bar tender walks up to one of the many blondes and asks \" What's all the celebrating about?\" The blonde stops and says…

The Punchline:
" We wanted to set the record that blondes are NOT dumb or stupid, but SMART! So we put together this puzzle and the box says ' 4 years and up' but we finished this puzzle in only 58 DAYS!!!" confused big grin razz (stick out tongue)
573) Jasmin 
Location:
thanet
   1.0.3705)

The Joke or Riddle:
man walks into a bar . .

The Punchline:
should of ducked
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