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Knock, knock, who's there? honeycomb honeycomb who? The Punchline: honey, comb your hair, it's a mess! ![]() |
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your so fat that u got all the whales singing we are family even tho your fatter than me! The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A FISH AND A CACTUS? A POKY FISH The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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WHAT DID GOD SAY TO THE ANGELS IN HELL? The Punchline: BACK THEN THEY DIDNT WANT ME,NOW THEY HOT THEY ALL ON ME |
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what is green and red The Punchline: a frog in a blender ![]() |
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One day a few young people were playing trivial pursuit the person asked if a penny and a feather were in a vacuum which would land first if they were dropped? The Punchline: the other person answered is the vacuum on or off? |
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remember one time we were in the bus, you exposed your face then i exposed my butt. The Punchline: and then suddenly people shouted..hey! look at those TWINS!!!!!!!!! |
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If a brunette and a blonde were to jump off a building who would fall first ??? The Punchline: The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions hahahahahahahahahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Why does a blond write TGIF on her shoe. The Punchline: To remind her that the Toe Goes In First! |
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe ... Oops Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success ? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Ponder on this and more The Punchline: ![]() |
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If u wear a turtleneck it feels like what and if you wear a turtle neck with a backpack on what does it feel like The Punchline: if you wear a turtle neck it's like being strangled by a really weak guy all day. And if you wear a turtle neck and a back pack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down |
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Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? The Punchline: Because he didnt have the guts to do it! |
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Why is a blondes favourite car a BMW? The Punchline: Because she can spell it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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A man left on friday and came back 3 days later on wednsday. How is this possible??????? The Punchline: HIS HORSES NAME WAS FRIDAY!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The man who made it doesn't want it. The buyer doesn't use it. The user does not see it. What am I? The Punchline: A COFFIN!!!!!!! ![]() |
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There is this wife with with little #@*%!s and a big butt,she keeps saying to her husband does this shirt make my #@*%!s look big, does this shirt make my #@*%!s look big. So one day he says do you want to know how to make your #@*%!s look big, and she says how, he says rub some toilet paper between them for a while and they will get bigger, she says how do know that,and he says because it worked on your butt. The Punchline: |
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whats black and white and red all over ? The Punchline: a newspaper. |
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there were these three men who were stranded on an island one of the men found a genie lamp and rubbed it the genie came out and said you can only make three wishes so the first man wished to go back home the second man wished the same however the third man was feeling lonely and said i want my friends to come back and they were stranded on the island again The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Two kids were in a cave one day eating a clown. The Punchline: One looks over to the other and says"Does this taste funny to you?" ![]() |
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knock knock who's there ya ya who i didn't know you were a cowboy!!!!!!!! The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |