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Name Your Joke
612) Kayla 
   1.0.3705)

The Joke or Riddle:
Knock, knock, who's there? honeycomb honeycomb who?

The Punchline:
honey, comb your hair, it's a mess! eek!
611) #@*%! 
  ;  1.

The Joke or Riddle:
your so fat that u got all the whales singing we are family even tho your fatter than me!

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
610) julie peters 
Location:
USA
  MSNIA; ; ezn-ie5-r77-32;

The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A FISH AND A CACTUS? A POKY FISH

The Punchline:
smile smile smile wink wink wink wink wink wink wink big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
609) z-dub 
Location:
MILWAUKEE

The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT DID GOD SAY TO THE ANGELS IN HELL?

The Punchline:
BACK THEN THEY DIDNT WANT ME,NOW THEY HOT THEY ALL ON ME
608) dawn mills 
Location:
manchester

The Joke or Riddle:
what is green and red

The Punchline:
a frog in a blender razz (stick out tongue)
607) Bruce Linck 
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
One day a few young people were playing trivial pursuit the person asked if a penny and a feather were in a vacuum which would land first if they were dropped?

The Punchline:
the other person answered is the vacuum on or off?
606) km 
   Maxthon)

The Joke or Riddle:
remember one time we were in the bus, you exposed your face then i exposed my butt.

The Punchline:
and then suddenly…people shouted..hey! …look at those TWINS!!!!!!!!!
605) Cody 
Location:
Lancaster,C.A
  ;   CL

The Joke or Riddle:
If a brunette and a blonde were to jump off a building who would fall first ???

The Punchline:
The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions
hahahahahahahahahaha
smile smile big grin cool smile confused #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) embarrassment razz (stick out tongue) wink frown
604) Neah 
Location:
AZ

The Joke or Riddle:
Why does a blond write TGIF on her shoe.

The Punchline:
To remind her that the Toe Goes In First!
603) Becky 
Location:
#@*%!

The Joke or Riddle:
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe…... Oops… Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success ? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Ponder on this and more

The Punchline:
big grin
602) Danny 

The Joke or Riddle:
If u wear a turtleneck it feels like what and if you wear a turtle neck with a backpack on what does it feel like

The Punchline:
if you wear a turtle neck it's like being strangled by a really weak guy… all day. And if you wear a turtle neck and a back pack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down
601) Nia 

The Joke or Riddle:
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

The Punchline:
Because he didnt have the guts to do it!
600) Elz 
Location:
England
    3.2.0; ; Fun

The Joke or Riddle:
Why is a blondes favourite car a BMW?

The Punchline:
Because she can spell it big grin razz (stick out tongue) wink smile smile
599) KELLAN again 
Location:
the cowboy state

The Joke or Riddle:
A man left on friday and came back 3 days later on wednsday. How is this possible???????

The Punchline:
HIS HORSES NAME WAS FRIDAY!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! big grin frown smile #@*%! smile confused eek! cool roll eyes (sarcastic) razz (stick out tongue) wink frown
598) kellan 
Location:
texas

The Joke or Riddle:
The man who made it doesn't want it. The buyer doesn't use it. The user does not see it. What am I?

The Punchline:
A COFFIN!!!!!!! smile
597) shane 
Location:
Galloway,Ohio

The Joke or Riddle:
There is this wife with with little #@*%!s and a big butt,she keeps saying to her husband does this shirt make my #@*%!s look big, does this shirt make my #@*%!s look big. So one day he says do you want to know how to make your #@*%!s look big, and she says how, he says rub some toilet paper between them for a while and they will get bigger, she says how do know that,and he says because it worked on your butt.

The Punchline:
596) bmaggg. 

The Joke or Riddle:
whats black and white and red all over ?

The Punchline:
a newspaper.
595) darlene estrada 
Location:
usa

The Joke or Riddle:
there were these three men who were stranded on an island one of the men found a genie lamp and rubbed it the genie came out and said you can only make three wishes so the first man wished to go back home the second man wished the same however the third man was feeling lonely and said i want my friends to come back and they were stranded on the island again

The Punchline:
smile wink razz (stick out tongue) smile smile
594) Simon Boude 
Location:
United States Swanee Kansas

The Joke or Riddle:
Two kids were in a cave one day eating a clown.

The Punchline:
One looks over to the other and says"Does this taste funny to you?"
big grin
593) maddie 
  ;   MSNm

The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock who's there ya ya who i didn't know you were a cowboy!!!!!!!!

The Punchline:
big grin big grin razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic)
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