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what kind of bees make milk? The Punchline: B00bees! |
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What do you call a blonde skellaton in a closet? J Kranz The Punchline: last years hide and seek winner |
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A man with a refridgerated truck has penguins in the back. He breaks down in the middle of Australia, on his way to Adelaide from Darwin. He manages to get it to the servo, and sees a man with a working truck like his. He says to him "I'll give you $100 dollars to take these penguins to the Adelaide zoo. The man accepts. When the first man gets to the city, he sees the man he gave money walking along North Terrace with the penguins behind him. He says to him "I thought I asked you to take them to the zoo!" The Punchline: The man says, "I did and we had some change so now we are goin' to the movies!" 
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WHY DID THE SKELTON CHASE ANOTHER ONE IT HAD A BONE TO PICK The Punchline:     :  
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Whats that black, white, and red thing on the floor over there? The Punchline: uh…What black, white, and red thing? *kicks stabbed penguin under the table*
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knock knock who's there? jellybean jellybean who? jellybean your taxicab is here! The Punchline:
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your momma is so fat when she put a yellow on and ran down the street people yelled "TAXI"! The Punchline: 
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So there are two cupcakes in an oven. And one cupcake says to the other \"Man, it's hot in here.\" The Punchline: And the other one goes "Omg! A talking cupcake!"
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geoff was having a problem so he went to tim for some advice "tim i really really fancy sophie from human resources but i have a problem every time i go near her i get an erection so i can never ask her out" tim said"well the answers simple all you do is tape your willy to your leg. geoff said"oh what a great idea" the next day he came into work and tim asked him how it went and geoff said "well i taped my willy to my leg and asked her out and she said yes, so at seven i made sure my willy was well and truly taped down and she knocked on my door wearing a practically see through dress" Tim said "right well whats the problem." . . . . . . . . The Punchline: "i kicked her in the face" |
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a man walks in to a #@*%! bar and gose for a drink. a #@*%! guy walks uo to him and says " hay you want to play #@*%! football?" " no I dont." " no it has nothing to do with me stiking my #@*%! in you #@*%!. what you got to do is drink a beer in one sitting and then do the best belch you can then pull down your pants and fart for the extra point. here i'll go first" so he orders a beer for both of them and drinks it and gets the tuch down. then he pulled down his pants and farts." nice you got the extra point. Ok my tern." so the dude drinks his beer and belches, the #@*%! guy" nice!." so the dude pulles down his pants and whent for the extra point and felt somthing go up hiss #@*%!.#@*%! guy" ai blocked the extr point. The Punchline:
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ok theres this mom and she has three boys she makes them soup but puts bbs in it the next day one boys says mommy theres a bb stuck in my peepee and the second boys said the same thing then the third boy walks up and the mom says let me guess u have a bb stuck in ur peepee too? and the boys says no i was #@*%! off and i shoot the dog. The Punchline: hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street, (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just a athelete…she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, \"Picabo, ICU.\" The Punchline: |
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knock knock whos there door door who door was locked that's why i knocked The Punchline: 
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There was a american bus conducter and one day he stabs some one so gets sentenced to the electric chair. But when they electricute him nothing happens to him. The Punchline: When the jail dude asks him how did you survive that he sais "I'm just a really bad conducter!"
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Here is a thought for ya: The Punchline: If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?? |
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How do u drown 100 blonds??? The Punchline: Put them in a submarine and knock on the door
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George was 29 and still single. All of his friends were married, but George just dated and dated. One day Bill asked him why he wasn't married. "Don't you want to settle down? Are you holding out for the perfect woman? Are you having trouble meeting someone compatible?" "Actually," George replied, "I've found many women I would have been happy to marry. Things always start off fine, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother never approves of them." Bill thinks for a moment. "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mom!" A few months later Bill ran into George again. George looked a little depressed so Bill asked how things were going. "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother approve?" George shrugged his shoulders. "Yes, I found the perfect girl. Yes she was just like my mom. Yes, you were right, not only did my mom approve, but they became good friends." "What's the problem?" asked Bill. "My father can't stand her." The Punchline:
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How do you drownd a blonde¿? The Punchline: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool
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I am not and animal. I contain water, but i breath. What am I? The Punchline: A human
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What has three ears and two pairs of gloves? The Punchline: A Mike Tyson fight. |
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