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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The Punchline: No-Eye-Deer / no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is $1 000 000 on a table, there are 4 people next to it, A smart blonde, A dumb blonde, The easter bunny and Santa claus, the light turned off and back on, the money was gone, who took it and why? The Punchline: The dumb blonde, because the rest don't exist! (Not to offend) 
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why did the chewing gum cross the road???? The Punchline: because it was stuck to the chickens foot!  (ha ha my 4 year old cousin told me that one lol) |
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what do you call a cow that wouldn't cross the road The Punchline: a chiken |
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why did the man throw his clock The Punchline: he wanted to see time fly : |
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i had a parrot once,, and it could talk,, but it couldn't say i'm hungry so he died. lol The Punchline:  lllllllooooooooooooooolllllllll
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what do u call a sleeping bull???? The Punchline: A BULL DOZER |
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No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug. The Punchline: Is Windows a Virus |
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yo mammas so fat that when she bought a master bed and fell off both sides of the bed at the same time:-( :-( ;-) :D The Punchline: 
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.. "WHY ARE COWS ALWAYS BROKE.." The Punchline: .."BECAUSE THEIR FARMERS ALWAYS MILK THEM FOR ALL THEY GOT.." |
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Q. What dries while it's getting wet?? A. a towel!! The Punchline: 
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Q. What do you call a pig that does Karate?? A. Pork-Chop!!! The Punchline:   
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Q: Why did the farmer run towards lightning? A: Lightning never strikes in the same spot! The Punchline: DIDN'T YOU LEARN YOUR SCIENCE? 
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what do you call a bat crossed with a bell? The Punchline: a ding bat. 
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whats a cow favorite place to go? The Punchline: the movies
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doctor, doctor i feel like a pair of curtains. The Punchline: ( doctor ) pull yourself together
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A FAT man jump in to the sea, and the whale said 'WE ARE FAMILY!' The Punchline: Hope you enjoy!
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what does TGIF mean to a dumb blonde? The Punchline: TOES GO IN FIRST
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Where do celebrities go camping? The Punchline: Holly Wood |
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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney The Punchline: your to young to smoke |
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