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1352) Murside  
Location:
Australia-QLD
2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

The Punchline:
No-Eye-Deer / no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alicia Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:12
razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) nice lol razz (stick out tongue)
1351) Murside  
Location:
Australia
2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
There is $1 000 000 on a table, there are 4 people next to it, A smart blonde, A dumb blonde, The easter bunny and Santa claus, the light turned off and back on, the money was gone, who took it and why?

The Punchline:
The dumb blonde, because the rest don't exist! (Not to offend) embarrassment
1350) saunders 
Location:
somewhere out there
) ; 2.0.50727; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30618)
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chewing gum cross the road????

The Punchline:
because it was stuck to the chickens foot! wink




(ha ha my 4 year old cousin told me that one lol)
1349) sam 
Location:
canada
10.4; 9.1.5) 20091102 3.5.5
The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call a cow that wouldn't cross the road

The Punchline:
a chiken
1348) Alex 
Location:
boston,mastachuess
2.0.50727; 3.0.30618; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the man throw his clock

The Punchline:
he wanted to see time fly :
1347) abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 
{69D3970C-947B-4E81-A4E2-F16EB69B8FCE}; 2.0.50727; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
i had a parrot once,, and it could talk,, but it couldn't say i'm hungry so he died. lol

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) lllllllooooooooooooooolllllllll
alicia Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:13
lol razz (stick out tongue) big grin wink smile
1346) Anusha Chaudhry  
Location:
london
9.1.5) 20091102 3.5.5 (3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
what do u call a sleeping bull????

The Punchline:
A BULL DOZER
1345) RAVI  
Location:
INDIA
) 32.5 4.0.249.89 532.5
The Joke or Riddle:
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.

The Punchline:
Is Windows a Virus
1344) me 
Location:
okc
(R1 1.5); 2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mammas so fat that when she bought a master bed and fell off both sides of the bed at the same time:-( :-( ;-) :D

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) wink
1343) Maxwell  
Location:
Montreal
) 32.5 4.0.249.89 532.5
The Joke or Riddle:
.. "WHY ARE COWS ALWAYS BROKE.."

The Punchline:
.."BECAUSE THEIR FARMERS ALWAYS MILK THEM FOR ALL THEY GOT.."
1342) Micah 
Location:
Oshawa, Ontario-Canada
322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
Q. What dries while it's getting wet?? A. a towel!!

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
1341) Micah 
322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
Q. What do you call a pig that does Karate?? A. Pork-Chop!!!

The Punchline:
embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool smile frown wink
1340) Hugh 
Location:
Australia
9.1.6) 20091201 3.5.6 (3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
Q: Why did the farmer run towards lightning? A: Lightning never strikes in the same spot!

The Punchline:
DIDN'T YOU LEARN YOUR SCIENCE? confused
1339) amy 
Location:
canada
2.0.50727; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30618)
The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call a bat crossed with a bell?

The Punchline:
a ding bat. #@*%!
1338) katie anderson  
Location:
united states
2.0.50727; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30729; msn ;ENUS)
The Joke or Riddle:
whats a cow favorite place to go?

The Punchline:
the movies smile
hishiboo Monday, June 14, 2010 11:15
good one big grin
1337) joker  
Location:
card
The Joke or Riddle:
doctor, doctor i feel like a pair of curtains.

The Punchline:
( doctor ) pull yourself together
big grin
1336) Annabella Foo  
Location:
Singapore, Marine terrace
2.0.50727; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30618; .1.3; .0.0)
The Joke or Riddle:
A FAT man jump in to the sea, and the whale said 'WE ARE FAMILY!'

The Punchline:
wink Hope you enjoy!
hishiboo Monday, June 14, 2010 11:16
frown
1335) megan 
Location:
tn
) ; 2.0.50727; 10.3.75.0; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
what does TGIF mean to a dumb blonde?

The Punchline:
TOES GO IN FIRST wink
1334) Martha 
Location:
Earth
322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729; .1)
The Joke or Riddle:
Where do celebrities go camping?

The Punchline:
Holly Wood
1333) farah  
) 31.9 4.0.3 531.9.1
The Joke or Riddle:
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney

The Punchline:
your to young to smoke
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