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Add or read jokes, riddles, funny stories, or whatever on The PCman's Jokes and Riddles Page. Post anything you like but please do not post adult jokes or any other offensive material. The admin manually approves these jokes before they are posted live on the jokes and riddles pages.
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what do you call a yellow school bus full of white kids? The Punchline: a twinky 
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Once there was a ship. In ship there was a sage. after medtating he told that this ship will sink if 3 man will not jump from it.everybody heard. So 1man came and told america is powerful and jumped. 2 came and told china is powerful and jumped.3 came and told india is powerful and throwed a man of pakistan The Punchline: |
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What is white and black and pink and hard? The Punchline: A nuns ankle!!!
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There once was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister how is this possible? The Punchline: His father watched as he was being born( born before his father), killed his mother in child birth, and became a priest and married his sister to her husband. 
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How many blondes does it take to scew in a light bulb? The Punchline: 3.one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. 
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wat do u call a paki with a ham sandwich on his head? The Punchline: more-ham-ed morehamed 
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Q: Why did tigger look down the toilet ? The Punchline: A: to find his friend pooh
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There once were 2 boys; a four yr old boy & a 7 yr old boy. The 7 yr old boy said to the 4 yr old "Lets say a bad word to mom when we go down to breakfast today." The lil boy says "I dont noe about that." and the 7 yr old says "NAH!! they wont even be really bad words! ill say 'hell' and you say '#@*%!'." so they go down for breakfast and the mother says to the 7 yr old "What do you want for breakfast?" The 7 yr old says "OH!?! What the hell??? I'll have some cheerios." The mom is sochked and starts beating him and says "NOW U GO TO UR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT U HAVE DONE!!" and she says to the 4 yr old "NOW WHAT DO U WANT?!?!" and he says "U BET UR #@*%! IT WONT BE CHEERIOS!" The Punchline: the 4 yr old didnt know that the 7 yr old got in troubke for sayin a bad word. he thot the 7 yr old got in trouble because he wanted cheerios. lol
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one day a man was driving across country so he could make it to his new work. he looks at the time on his car and finds out its broken. so he goes to the nearest farm and asks the farmer what time it is. the farmer goes to a bull grabs its #@*%! and says its 11 0'clock. the guy says thanks and drives off. after work he walks back to the guy and asks wht time it is so he can make it to dinner. the man goes to the same bull grabs its #@*%! and says its 5 0'clock. the man says how can u tell the time by feeling on the bulls #@*%!? the farmer tells him to come over to him. he stands next to the guy. the farmer grabs the bulls #@*%! moves them to the side and says see that clock tower there? The Punchline: |
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if your fat mum and your skinny dad where to jump of a mountain who would hit the ground first??? hnphhh fort about it? The Punchline: your skinny dad because your mum is so dumb she would ave to ask for directions      
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this joke is not supposed 2 offend samoans!!! how are elephants and samoans the same? The Punchline: they almost weigh the same!!
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what does a grandpa say when someone askes him why the chicken crossed the road?? The Punchline: "In my days, you never asked why the chicken crossed the road, it's either he did or he didn't. No one ever questioned his intellegence." |
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#@*%!le: "UGLY" When you were born you were sooooooo ugly…..? How ugly were You…..???????? The Punchline: The doctor's put you in an incubator with black tinted windows….….…Ha!!!! Ha!!!!!
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. \"How do you know that the cat was dead?\" she asked her pupil. \"Because I #@*%!ed in its ear and it didn't move,\" answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?\" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. \"You know,\"explained the boy, \"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move.\" The Punchline:
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? The Punchline: Because he was dead
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what did the skeleton name its kid? The Punchline: izzy deadyet!!!! |
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There was a priest a Navy Seal & a baseball player & they were on a crashing plane so the priest told them to offer somthin to God & maybe he would save them. So the priest throws his bible the baseball player throws a ball & the Navy seal throws a grenade. The Punchline: The plane didnt crash so the next day the priest was walkin down the ST. & sall a girl cryin & he asks wuts the mater & the girl says god threw a bible at me. the baseball player is walkin down the ST. & he sees a boy cryin & he asks wuts the matter he says god threw a ball at me. That same day the Navy Seal is walkin & he sees a guy laughin & he says wut so funny & the guy says I farted & the building blew up. |
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THIS IS A RIDDLE i hav my skin n fingas n fums but i aint got no flesh or bones The Punchline: |
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a boy in a cl#@*%! says "miss can i go to the toilet" and the teacher says "only if you say oyur a b c's" "ok" he says "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y and z" the teacher says "you missed out the p" and the boy says i didnt miss it ….…. The Punchline: ….it runnin down my leg!!!"
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why did the cat cross the road??? to get to the other lane!! The Punchline:
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