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what is a blondes favorite nursery ryme?? The Punchline: Hum* me dump me          
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if the left side of the brain controlls the right side of the body, then only left handed people are in thei right mind The Punchline:
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a blonde, a brunette, and a red head are standing in front of a mirror that if you say something true about yourself you get money..and if you lie, you get "poofed" to someplace..so the brunette gos first…she says "i think im rich!" and since that was true, hundreds and hundreds of 100 $ bills suddently appeared in her hands..then the red head goes "i think im beautiful!" and again, since that was true, she too got money..amazed the blonde decided to go.. The Punchline: ..She says "i think.." 'POOF' the blonde dissapears lol.. 
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What did 50 Cent say to his gramma after she made him a blanket? The Punchline: Gee, U-Nit HAHAHA that is the lamest joke of all time, but i guarantee you will laugh if you tell it to someone….it is just that aweful! |
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Why was 6 mad @ 7 The Punchline: cuz, 7 8 9
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1. where do cows go on thier anniversary? The Punchline: 1. to the moon 2. to get to the other side |
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One day there was a father driving his son to school. They got into a terrible car accident and were rushed to the hospital. When they arrived the doctor in the emergency room walked in to operate on the father. Then the doctor said, I'm sorry but I can't operate… everyone was shocked. Why couldn't the doctor operate??? Well the doctor simply stated that's my husband.lol Get it everyone thought that it was a guy, doctors can't operate on family members. The Punchline: |
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Why was singer songwriter R Kelly found unconscience? The Punchline: He believed he could fly |
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2 men walk into a bar….the third one ducks The Punchline: |
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What weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of cement? The Punchline: They weigh the same. 1 ton is 1 ton.
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HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF A ROOM WITH ONE DOOR AND THERE IS A BEAR, A LION, AND A CAMEL. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU KILL IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BULLET? The Punchline:
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The Punchline: the page is really excellent. A lot of interesting info. Thanks |
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your mamma so fat the last time she saw90210 was on the scale The Punchline:
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The Punchline: This is a great website, thank webmaster. |
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what did the sqaure say to the circle? The Punchline: mabye i will see you around |
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knock,knock!who's there?screem!screem who? not that loud! The Punchline:
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Once ant and elephant were playing hide and seek. So it was elephant turn to find ant. CAN YOU IMAGIN HOW ELEPHANT CAUGHT ANT FROM TEMPLE The Punchline: BECAUSE ANTS SHOES WERE OUT.
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Once there were 3 men. They died together. they reached heaven. There was a gate in the heaven. From that gate a man came out. The man asked the all 3 person if you want to enter heaven you have to answer 1 question. So all 3 agreed. So he asked to first person In which year titanic sunk. So he told in year 1979. Right told the guard an the person entered heaven. He asked to second person How many members were there in titanic? So he told 12333 person. Right told the the guard and second men also entered. {CAN YOU TELL WHAT THE GUARD ASK TO 3 PERSON} The Punchline: The guard told name all the members.
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Once there was a boy name supandi.He was very foolish like you. Once his uncle gave training to him to how to fly helicopter.After 2 years he learnt. Then his uncle told him to fly helicopter on his own. He started flying helicopter.Then after few minutes helicopter crashed. After few minutes uncle saw supandi lying on the ground.Then uncle told to supandi how the helicopter crashed.After sometime supandi told {Can you imagin what he told} Ok you are also stupid like supandi. Then see the answer down in punchline. The Punchline: {Supandi told that uncle actually I was felling cold up in the helicopter.So in order to feel warm I closed the fans of the helicopter}
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Once there were 4 guys. In 4 guys 1 was cruel. Once there was a party.So 4 guys decided to take something. So= 1guy said=I will bring chocklates. 2guy said=I will bring sweets. 3guy said=I will bring juice. {Could you imagin what last guy said NO then I tell you The Punchline: The last one told "I WILL BRING MY BROTHER"
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