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This is a blond joke lets see if you get it…... Okay, there were 2 blond girls walking down the street. Then one of the blond girls looked on the ground and found a mirror, and picked it up.She looked into it and said " hey i know that girl " the the other blond said " let me see if i know her too " and she looked into the mirror and said " hey i know that girl too" The Punchline:    LOL HAHAHAHA DO you get it? They saw their selves in the mirror DUH!!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA |
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites. The Punchline: 
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A Blond walked into a bar, sat down, and started watching the ten o clock news. A man walked in and sat next to her. He said, "I bet you ten bucks that man on TV jumps off that building." The Blond said, "You're on." The man jumps off the building. The blond hands the guy a ten dollar bill. The man says, "I can'[t take your money. I saw this same thing earlier." The Blond said, "So did I. I just didn't think he'd do it again. The Punchline: |
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How do you fit 3 cubans in a trash can? The Punchline: You tell them it floats! 
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a man dies and he goes to heaven. as he walks into the check in office to get into heaven, he sees all these clocks. he asks the clerk why there are so many clocks on the walls. she looks at him and says: well each clock represents a person, and when they lie the hand moves 1 minute. the man gets bored and sees a clock that is constantly moving. hes a little puzzled and says…whos clock is this? the woman looks over and says oh thats John Kerry's clock. The Punchline: All Kerry does is lie. |
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There was a blonde, br#@*%!te, and a broke man on the stage#@*%!peting in a spelling contest. the word was airplane. The br#@*%!te said a-i-r-p-l-i-n-e-r. She was disqalified. The broke man said m-o-n-e-y. When it go to the blondes turn she looked up from the nail she was filing The Punchline: and said "First-cl#@*%! please….. |
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wat does a mother big chimney said to small chimney u r too small to smoke The Punchline:
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how#@*%!e when we are little our parents teach us to walk-n-talk but when we get older they tell us to sit down-n-shut up? The Punchline: I dont know go ask your parents maybe they know the answer!!
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What do elf's learn in skool??? The Punchline: The elfabet!!! |
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Legend has it theres a "magic" mirror in the ladys room at a fancy resturant in london if you tell it the truth it will spare you:a rich br#@*%!te walked in and said i:I am the poorest lady in the world<POOF> she dissapears, ,A rather large red head went in and said : I am the most #@*%!ious woman in the worldand<POOF> she dissapeared<A blond walked in and said i think…..<POOF> she dissapeared The Punchline: Dont go to the bathroom in london J#@*%!K 
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Ok thre are 3 german men and they are climbing on this mountian. once they get to the top tey see a sign that says "watever you say when you jump off this cliff you turn into.soo…... The Punchline: the first one jumps offc and says bird, soo he turns into a bird the second guy jumps off and says cow so he turns into a cow and the last guy jumps off ans says @#$% so he turns into @#$%!
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there's a blonde and a brunette they jump off a cliff which one will hit the ground first. The Punchline: the brunette the blonde would stop and ask for directions ;
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U cry, i cry * U laugh, i laugh * U fall off a 10ft building….. The Punchline: i look dwn and laugh again!!( ," )HA HA HA |
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much is the Barbie on the display window?” The sales person answers, Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the other only $19.95? The Punchline: The salesperson annoyingly answers, Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s computer and…. One of Ken’s Friends. 
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there are three english men and they buy a magicle slide and whatever they say down it they land in The Punchline: the 1st man shouted gold down it the 2nd said women and the 3rd one #@*%!ot and said wee!! lol
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why did the simese twin to the right want to move to london. The Punchline: because she wanted to drive!!! hahahahahahaha |
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There was an English man, a German, and a Texan on a plane. The captian tells them that the plane was to heavy so the English man stands up, says "God save the Queen.," and jumps off. But the plane was still to heavy. The German jumps off, says "Douch an uba allas (Germany over all), and jumps off. But the plane was still to heavy. The Texan stands up, says "Remember the Alamo!," and tosses the Mexican off the plane. The Punchline: This was from American Werewolf in London if anyone realized that.
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What has four wheels and flies? The Punchline: ~!A dump truck!~
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What has seven letters? Is more powerful than God? More evil than the devil? Poor people have it? Rich people want it? And if you eat it you will die? The Punchline: Nothing
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Why did the man throw out his clock? The Punchline: Cuz he wanted to see time fly!LOL! |
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