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Your mama's so fat, when she dressed in yellow a man yelled,"Taxi!"(lol!) The Punchline: |
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a grazhopper walks into a bar and the barternder says hey we have a drink named after you and the grazhopper says you have a drink named steve The Punchline: the graz hoppers name was steve 
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why did the dog want to stay out of the sun? incase it became a hotdog! The Punchline:          
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hi The Punchline:
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knock knock whos there? boo boo who? DONT CRY it was only a joke The Punchline:
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two blondes walk into a bar the second one shoudlve seen it#@*%!ing The Punchline: a bar as in a prison bar
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what do micheal jackson and kmart have in#@*%!mon? The Punchline: boys pants half off!! ha ha
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what does michael jackson want for christmas from santa? The Punchline: a list of the #@*%! boys…. |
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they was a husband and wife called mr and mrs #@*%!ins and they have made their own cidder and the husband says to the wife how should we advertise it and she says dont care as long as my picture is on the front he says ok. a week later a man walks past a poster and reads it, it says mrs #@*%!ins, mrs #@*%!ins likes a good #@*%!ins cider. The Punchline:
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what is the national anthem of Alaska? The Punchline: The Star Spangled Banner (duh) |
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if u r a blonde like me, u should know this joke….How many blondes does it take to replace#@*%!#@*%! in a lightbulb? The Punchline: 3!! 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to turn#@*%!rotate the ladder!! Duh! (I have actually done that!) |
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What do you call a whale with polkadots? The Punchline: A WHALE WITH POLKADOTS!!!
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A fat man laughed at his skinny friend and said, \"From the looks of you, there might have been a famine.\" \"And from the looks of you,\" the skinny man replied, \"you might have started it.\" The Punchline: |
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kNoCk KnOcK -WhO's ThErE? BANANA -BANANA wHo? kNoCk KnOcK -WhO's ThErE? 0RANGE -oRaNgE wHo? 0RANGE yA gLaD i DiN't SaY bAnAnA!???!! The Punchline:
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What's the diffrence between roastbeef and peasoup? The Punchline: Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup |
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how do you get winy the poo pist? The Punchline: stick your finger in his hunny |
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what did the man from folkestone say to the man from dover? The Punchline: Gutted.
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Why does the potatoe wear a jacket?? The Punchline: Because its cold!!! hahahhahaaha
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(This isn't suppose to offend anyone!) How do chinese people name their children? The Punchline: They drop a spoon down the steps!! Ching Chang Whan
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What goes \"Vroom Screech, Vroom Screech?\" The Punchline: A Blond aproaching a flashing red light |
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