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Name Your Joke
712) Emilee Ramirez 
Location:
Temecla,Ca
The Joke or Riddle:
Your mama's so fat, when she dressed in yellow a man yelled,"Taxi!"(lol!)

The Punchline:
711) chris 
7.8) 20050511 Firefo
The Joke or Riddle:
a grazhopper walks into a bar and the barternder says hey we have a drink named after you and the grazhopper says you have a drink named steve

The Punchline:
the graz hoppers name was steve cool
710) jimbo jambo 
Location:
peterborough england
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the dog want to stay out of the sun? incase it became a hotdog!

The Punchline:
smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! smile confused smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! smile confused
709) lala 
Location:
america
The Joke or Riddle:
hi

The Punchline:
cool
708) brittany 
Location:
chatham ontario
The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock whos there? boo boo who? DONT CRY it was only a joke

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek!
707) chris 
Location:
p#@*%!op az
7.8) 20050511 Firefo
The Joke or Riddle:
two blondes walk into a bar the second one shoudlve seen it#@*%!ing

The Punchline:
a bar as in a prison bar cool cool cool razz (stick out tongue) wink
706) k#@*%!i 
Location:
usa
The Joke or Riddle:
what do micheal jackson and kmart have in#@*%!mon?

The Punchline:
boys pants half off!! ha ha big grin
705) kristen 
Location:
oregon
;
The Joke or Riddle:
what does michael jackson want for christmas from santa?

The Punchline:
a list of the #@*%! boys….
704) jd 
The Joke or Riddle:
they was a husband and wife called mr and mrs #@*%!ins and they have made their own cidder and the husband says to the wife how should we advertise it and she says dont care as long as my picture is on the front he says ok. a week later a man walks past a poster and reads it, it says mrs #@*%!ins, mrs #@*%!ins likes a good #@*%!ins cider.

The Punchline:
smile wink razz (stick out tongue) big grin frown embarrassment roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! cool eek! smile confused
703) Sharell Stevenson 
Location:
Nevada
The Joke or Riddle:
what is the national anthem of Alaska?

The Punchline:
The Star Spangled Banner (duh)
702) k#@*%!i 
Location:
usa
The Joke or Riddle:
if u r a blonde like me, u should know this joke….How many blondes does it take to replace#@*%!#@*%! in a lightbulb?

The Punchline:
3!! 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to turn#@*%!rotate the ladder!!
Duh! (I have actually done that!)
701) Christina 
Location:
M#@*%!b
FunWebPro
The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a whale with polkadots?

The Punchline:
A WHALE WITH POLKADOTS!!! wink
700) ??? 
Location:
???
The Joke or Riddle:
A fat man laughed at his skinny friend and said, \"From the looks of you, there might have been a famine.\" \"And from the looks of you,\" the skinny man replied, \"you might have started it.\"

The Punchline:
699) sHeLbY 
Location:
CaLiFoRniA
; ; CL
The Joke or Riddle:
kNoCk KnOcK -WhO's ThErE? BANANA -BANANA wHo? kNoCk KnOcK -WhO's ThErE? 0RANGE -oRaNgE wHo? 0RANGE yA gLaD i DiN't SaY bAnAnA!???!!

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue)
698) Alec Neal 
; NN5.1.0.9)
The Joke or Riddle:
What's the diffrence between roastbeef and peasoup?

The Punchline:
Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup
697) paul 
Location:
mass
America Online Browser 1.
The Joke or Riddle:
how do you get winy the poo pist?

The Punchline:
stick your finger in his hunny
696) Phil Collins 
Location:
dover
; FS_COMPAQ_IE5)
The Joke or Riddle:
what did the man from folkestone say to the man from dover?

The Punchline:
Gutted. big grin frown wink razz (stick out tongue) smile embarrassment cool eek! smile confused confused confused confused #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic)
695) NICOLE 
The Joke or Riddle:
Why does the potatoe wear a jacket??

The Punchline:
Because its cold!!! hahahhahaaha big grin
694) K#@*%!i 
Location:
usa
The Joke or Riddle:
(This isn't suppose to offend anyone!) How do chinese people name their children?

The Punchline:
They drop a spoon down the steps!! Ching Chang Whan roll eyes (sarcastic) smile
693) Russ 
Location:
Sac
; 1.0.3
The Joke or Riddle:
What goes \"Vroom Screech, Vroom Screech?\"

The Punchline:
A Blond aproaching a flashing red light
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