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why did the bubble gum cross the road? The Punchline:   because it was stuck to the chickens foot!!!!!!!!!!!
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your mommaz so fat that when she stood on the scales it said 1 at a time please The Punchline: |
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why did the cookie go to da doctor? The Punchline: cause he was feelin crumby..hahaha! 
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Jesus told me where Osama BinLadin hides his armies. The Punchline: In his sleevies
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There was this woman who was married. her husband. he#@*%!es home from work and says Honey i need to tell you somthing. and his wife says what is it dear. the husband takes off his shoes and says 15 years together and i decided to tell you that i'm #@*%!. The wife starts crying and runs upstairs packs her husbands things and throws him out. towards the night the wife got #@*%! she says damn i dont have a #@*%! so she goes in to her kitchen and grabs a banana and has #@*%! with that. The Punchline: the next day she experienced a #@*%! rash on her #@*%!. she calls the doctor and he says have you had #@*%! with any fruits? she says no in fact yes i did my husband. 
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ok, so theres a blonde, a be#@*%!te, and a redhead,and they crash on a boat and end up on this deserted island. theres no food or nothin so they cant survive. 100 ft away there is this island with plenty of food and everything they need to survive. so the redhead swims 35 ft and drowns. the be#@*%!te swims 70 ft and drowns. and then the blonde swims out 50 ft, stops, and says " i dont think i can make it!" and swims bk 50 ft to the deserted island! get it??? The Punchline: hahahahahahaha, that's the funniest joke ever! not!lol   yayah!!! c ya ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ur momma is sooo stupid she sold her car 2 get money 4 gas The Punchline: |
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" The Punchline: Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? The Punchline: get in the car |
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Whats the difference between underwear 50 years ago and underwear today? The Punchline:  50 years ago you would have to move the underwear to see the butt, and now you have to move the butt to see the underwear!
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Ok So Once There Was A Bru#@*%!te, Blonde, n A Redhead…They All Died so They Had To Climb The Hundred Stairs Of HEaven So The Trick Was That There Are Saints On each Step And The Saints Told A Joke And If U Laugh U Go to Hell To The Redhead Went To The First Step And Laughed So She Went To Hell The Br#@*%!te Reached The 56th Step (or sumthin like dat) And Laughed So She Goes To Hell Then The Blonde Reaches The 99th Step And Laughs so The Saint Asks Her yWhy did You Laugh U Were So Close To Going To Heaven..And She Syas I Finally Got The First Joke… The Punchline: That's Stupid But w.e.!!
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Why do #@*%! wear makeup and perfume? The Punchline: because they're ugly and they stink. |
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your moma's so fat that she play's pool with the pl#@*%!s! The Punchline:    
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Why did the turkey cross the road? The Punchline: to get ready for thanksgiving
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there was a kid and when he was at school he had to go to the bathroom and so he went up to the teacher and he said "may I go to the bathroom" and the teacher told him that he coulndn't unless he sung his ABC's,so he said"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O_ Q R S T U V W X Y Z" and then the teacher said wait a minuet you #@*%!ot a letter where is the P and the little boy said it's dripping down my leg! The Punchline: ha! ha! ha! |
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He has spiked hair that was all different colors-- green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said. "What's the matter, old one? Never done anything wild in your life?" The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had #@*%! with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." The Punchline: |
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your momas so fat that when she jumped off an air plane she bounced right back up The Punchline:
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there was a bus of men going up a mountain on a get away trip and when they got to the top of the mountain the driver lost control and the bus ran off the cliff, allthe men got killed but not a single man died! you dont get it do you? The Punchline: they were all married! |
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why did the spider cross the road? The Punchline: to get to the website! |
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