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Name Your Joke
752) boga 
Location:
galesburg
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
#@*%! the end real slow and whatch the white begin to flow i cant resist to #@*%! the rim before i ram my tongue right in!!!!

The Punchline:
codbury eggs how do you eat your!!!!????? got ya huh (lol)
751) Kayla Shaffer 
Location:
jacksonville florida
  7.12) G

The Joke or Riddle:
spell coast 5 times real fast….….….….….….….….….….….…. ….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….… ….….….….….….….….….….….….….…. ….….….….….…. ….….….…. ….….. …. .. . okay what do you put in a toaster???

The Punchline:
bread not toast cause it comes out toast big grin
750) Cynthia 
Location:
Florida
  America Online Browser 1.1; Windows

The Joke or Riddle:
What goes in pink and hard then#@*%!es out wet and soft?

The Punchline:
Bubble gumm!!! razz (stick out tongue)
749) joe 
Location:
#@*%!.myspace#@*%!
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
what did santa claus say when two hot #@*%! were walking down the street? Answer: Ho HO HO

The Punchline:
eek!
748) Jill 

The Joke or Riddle:
There's two cows in a field…..on says to the other one "are you worried about this mad cow diease?" the other says "NO! Becuase im a squirel!!!!"

The Punchline:
747) k#@*%!i 
Location:
usa

The Joke or Riddle:
there were 3 people on a deserted island- a blonde, redhead, and bru#@*%!te. Out of no where, a jeeny shows up and they each get 1 wish each. The redhead wishes to go home. The bru#@*%!te also wishes to go home. The blonde is lonely so she wishes her friends were back! Ha Ha

The Punchline:
She could have gone home with her friends but is a blonde and wishes them back, so they are stranded AGAIN! big grin big grin
746) megs 
Location:
kentucky
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
do you know what mrs.pacman does whens she's mad at someone?

The Punchline:
she EATS them!!!!!!!
745) amie 
Location:
gy

The Joke or Riddle:
wot do u call a chicken in a shellsuit?

The Punchline:
an egg
744) someone 
  7.12) 20050

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a SMART blonde, and a santa clause, that both jump off a bridge into a lake. Who made the biggest splash?

The Punchline:
Nither, because they both don't exsist! smile roll eyes (sarcastic)
743) igor 
Location:
lost somewhere

The Joke or Riddle:
a man is in the hostpital and 2 doctors are joking and laughing the man says why do u laugh? and they say

The Punchline:
wink laugh is the best medicine wink
742) goffy the chav slayer 
Location:
the graveyard
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The Joke or Riddle:
there were 4 men in a plane a englishman a frenchman a technician and a mexican the plane started to crash and the pilot says if three of you take your own life the rest of us could live so the english man jumps out and says ''god save the queen'', the frenchman jumps out and says viva la france the technician says remember the v12 and throws out the mexican

The Punchline:
741) jessica 

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the ghost say to the bee

The Punchline:
boo bee cool
740) OC BaBy 

The Joke or Riddle:
so a man decides he wants to go hunting one moring. Its raining out really hard but he still goes. Once he gets to the field he decides its raining too hard and he's going to just go home. So he gets home, undresses and crawls into bed next to his wife, and says man honey its really bad out there and his wife says….

The Punchline:
Yea i know and can u believe my husbands' out there hunting….… razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) cool
739) Christena 
Location:
GA

The Joke or Riddle:
yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and she dipappered. ya momma like a hardwhear store 10 cents a #@*%!.

The Punchline:
eek! lol
738) chloe 
Location:
stoke-on-trent
    ; FunWe

The Joke or Riddle:
ya mums so fat wen she plays hopscotch she dusnt play 1 to 2 to 3 she plays earth to venus to mars lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

The Punchline:
smile wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! smile
737) Nick 
Location:
CHS

The Joke or Riddle:
What starts with F and ends with UCK?

The Punchline:
FIRETRUCK! big grin
736) ******* 
Location:
USA

The Joke or Riddle:
A man and his wife stay at a hotel for 4 hours while on a road trip. Just to get a little sleep. But when tthey check out the manager says the bill is $350. The man is upset and complains about that much for4 hours. So the manager tells him that he had the option to use ther great facilities such as: an olympic size pool and their great opera house and so-on. But the man says i didn't use any of those things. The manager then says once more that he had the option. So the man says alright and writes a check

The Punchline:
The manager looks at the check and says this is only written for $50. The man says i took off $300 because you slept with my wife. The manager protests that he didn't but the man says… you had the option big grin big grin big grin
735) Nicole 
Location:
Mesa, AZ
  7.12) 20050

The Joke or Riddle:
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

The Punchline:
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!!!
734) d-town 

The Joke or Riddle:
your momma's so fat…...

The Punchline:
…...the weather man said it was chili outside and she grabbed her bowl and spoon.
733) ge 
Location:
US
   ;  3.2.0;

The Joke or Riddle:
what do u call cheese that is not ur's

The Punchline:
a: nacho cheese
( not cho cheese ) razz (stick out tongue)
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