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Add or read jokes, riddles, funny stories or whatever on The PCman's Jokes and Riddles Page, post anything you like but please do not post adult jokes or any other offensive material.
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#@*%! the end real slow and whatch the white begin to flow i cant resist to #@*%! the rim before i ram my tongue right in!!!! The Punchline: codbury eggs how do you eat your!!!!????? got ya huh (lol) |
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spell coast 5 times real fast….….….….….….….….….….….…. ….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….… ….….….….….….….….….….….….….…. ….….….….….…. ….….….…. ….….. …. .. . okay what do you put in a toaster??? The Punchline: bread not toast cause it comes out toast 
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What goes in pink and hard then#@*%!es out wet and soft? The Punchline: Bubble gumm!!! 
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what did santa claus say when two hot #@*%! were walking down the street? Answer: Ho HO HO The Punchline: 
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There's two cows in a field…..on says to the other one "are you worried about this mad cow diease?" the other says "NO! Becuase im a squirel!!!!" The Punchline: |
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there were 3 people on a deserted island- a blonde, redhead, and bru#@*%!te. Out of no where, a jeeny shows up and they each get 1 wish each. The redhead wishes to go home. The bru#@*%!te also wishes to go home. The blonde is lonely so she wishes her friends were back! Ha Ha The Punchline: She could have gone home with her friends but is a blonde and wishes them back, so they are stranded AGAIN!
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do you know what mrs.pacman does whens she's mad at someone? The Punchline: she EATS them!!!!!!! |
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wot do u call a chicken in a shellsuit? The Punchline: an egg |
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There was a SMART blonde, and a santa clause, that both jump off a bridge into a lake. Who made the biggest splash? The Punchline: Nither, because they both don't exsist!  
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a man is in the hostpital and 2 doctors are joking and laughing the man says why do u laugh? and they say The Punchline:  laugh is the best medicine
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there were 4 men in a plane a englishman a frenchman a technician and a mexican the plane started to crash and the pilot says if three of you take your own life the rest of us could live so the english man jumps out and says ''god save the queen'', the frenchman jumps out and says viva la france the technician says remember the v12 and throws out the mexican The Punchline: |
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what did the ghost say to the bee The Punchline: boo bee 
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so a man decides he wants to go hunting one moring. Its raining out really hard but he still goes. Once he gets to the field he decides its raining too hard and he's going to just go home. So he gets home, undresses and crawls into bed next to his wife, and says man honey its really bad out there and his wife says…. The Punchline: Yea i know and can u believe my husbands' out there hunting….…
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yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and she dipappered. ya momma like a hardwhear store 10 cents a #@*%!. The Punchline: lol
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ya mums so fat wen she plays hopscotch she dusnt play 1 to 2 to 3 she plays earth to venus to mars lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol The Punchline:  
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What starts with F and ends with UCK? The Punchline: FIRETRUCK!
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A man and his wife stay at a hotel for 4 hours while on a road trip. Just to get a little sleep. But when tthey check out the manager says the bill is $350. The man is upset and complains about that much for4 hours. So the manager tells him that he had the option to use ther great facilities such as: an olympic size pool and their great opera house and so-on. But the man says i didn't use any of those things. The manager then says once more that he had the option. So the man says alright and writes a check The Punchline: The manager looks at the check and says this is only written for $50. The man says i took off $300 because you slept with my wife. The manager protests that he didn't but the man says… you had the option
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? The Punchline: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!!! |
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your momma's so fat…... The Punchline: …...the weather man said it was chili outside and she grabbed her bowl and spoon. |
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what do u call cheese that is not ur's The Punchline: a: nacho cheese ( not cho cheese )
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