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Name Your Joke
772) mikey evans 
Location:
texas

The Joke or Riddle:
this king has a castle full of gold and decides to go on vacation. so he outs an invinsible gaurd to guard the entrance and all he could say is no. what can u tell him that means yes with him saying no. it cant be yes means no

The Punchline:
do you mind if u go in
771) ljohn507 
Location:
Orland Park
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects No man is smart, except by #@*%!parison to those who know less If you have it, You want to share it. If you share it, You donít have it. What is it? Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. To lose me, is to break me. Have you ever???? This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down What is it?

The Punchline:
770) Samuel Chacko 
Location:
Tinley Park, IL

The Joke or Riddle:
1 This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down. What am i? 3 You have it, You never want to share it. If you share it, You donít have it. What is it?

The Punchline:
769) WOOZ 
Location:
CHS

The Joke or Riddle:
A police man on a horse is waiting for the light to change when a little girl rolls up on a new bike. the police man asks if she got the bike from santa and she says yes. Then he hands her a $5 ticket. He says tell santa to put a reflector on next year. So she says nice horse did you get it from santa? The police man replice sure. The little girl then says next year tell santa to put the #@*%! under the horse!!!

The Punchline:
eek! eek! eek!
768) Austin Miller 
Location:
Lexington, ky

The Joke or Riddle:
Why didn't the swimming coach let elephants on the swimming team?

The Punchline:
He was afriad thier trunk will fall off! wink
767) oonagh 
Location:
england

The Joke or Riddle:
u know we get coughs well what do lambs say when they have saw throughts? baa!!

The Punchline:
#@*%! confused smile eek! eek! cool roll eyes (sarcastic) razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment smile frown wink
766) tmh_9_24_92@hotmail.#@*%! 

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you put in a toaster?

The Punchline:
You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.
razz (stick out tongue)
765) dana 
Location:
maine
;  8) 20051111

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chicken cross the road

The Punchline:
becase he was stapled to the chickens back big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
764) justin 
Location:
Lakeland Florida
  America Online Browser 1.1; rev1

The Joke or Riddle:
what do u call alot of white pple locked in an elevator ,….….….….….….….….….…,crackers in a box…

The Punchline:
hahahahahahahhahahaha
763) jemmy eat salad 

The Joke or Riddle:
what do a #@*%! a arubics cube have in #@*%!en

The Punchline:
confused confused #@*%! embarrassment :red:

they both get harder the longer u play with them
762) some guy 
  ;  )

The Joke or Riddle:
this boy walks into cl#@*%! one day without pants and the teacher says were u? and the boy says on top of bluebarry hill and the next day a boy walks in #@*%! and the teacher says were wer u? and the boy says i was on top of bluebarry hill. and the next day a girl walks in #@*%! and the teacher asks who are u? and the girl says im bluebarry hill

The Punchline:
wink big grin cool
761) Loca` 
Location:
sacramento

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call a fat lady at the zoo? a hippo

The Punchline:
confused
760) jamie 
Location:
hemmel
  ;   CL

The Joke or Riddle:
a man died in a bowl of newsley police say the current was too strong

The Punchline:
current
759) fertcat 

The Joke or Riddle:
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are accused of a crime. they escape jail and run to hide in a barn. the police follow them so the girls jumped into these sacks. the police kicks the first sack with the brunette and she goes \"meow\" to make him think it was a cat. the police kicks the redheads sack and she goes \"woof\" like a dog. then the police kicks the blondes sack and she goes…

The Punchline:
"potatoes" big grin
758) bex 
Location:
hawaii
   ; Supplied by bl

The Joke or Riddle:
who was the clever guy who put the 's' in lisp??

The Punchline:
smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! smile confused hee hee cruel joke lol LOL !!!
757) Ellen "Riddle" 
Location:
family room
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
There was this BLOND woman in the frozen juice isle in the grocery store. She stood there staring for the longest time at a frozen can of orange juice. Finally a clerk#@*%!es over to her and says, \"what are you doing?\" She replies, \"I'm concentrating!!.\"

The Punchline:
big grino I really need to type in the punchline???? roll eyes (sarcastic)
756) C#@*%!idee 
Location:
Brampton#@*%!Ontario

The Joke or Riddle:
What can u break just sayin it's name?

The Punchline:
The answer is Silence.
755) . 

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get if you cross a chicken with a turkey? a turken

The Punchline:
big grin
754) icegazebo 
Location:
anchorage alaska

The Joke or Riddle:
mikal jakson cald me and askd if he cood stay at my place, but i only hav 1 bed,and he said….….….…..

The Punchline:
well wuts rong with ur bed eek!
753) joe milburn 
Location:
my bedroom
   generic_0

The Joke or Riddle:
a man is drowning his sorrows and he tells a doctor that his older son is gay and he comes back again and says my middle son is gay! he comes back again and says my younger son is also gay! the doctor says does any body in your family like women and the man says yes I think my wife does!

The Punchline:
please do steal this joke

thankyou
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