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What do u call a bunch of blueberries tryin to get through tha door??!! The Punchline: BLUEBERRY JAM!!!!!! 
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A little boy wrote a letter to Santa claus saying plz Santa can u give me a brother and santa replied : fine give me your mother lol The Punchline: |
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What word starts in an E,ends in an E and has one letter? Answer:an ENVELOPE The Punchline: |
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There were this chick and this dude, this chick couldn't stand the dude, and one day he got on her nerves so she went up to him and said,"Sir if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea." The dude replied, "And mam if you were my wife….….….….….….….…...I'd drink it!!" The Punchline: In other words if she were his wife he would kill himself! 
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why did the blond climb over the glass wall A: because see wanted to see what was on the other side The Punchline:
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You r lock inside a car with a brick how would u get out? The Punchline: unlock the door haha |
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there were two hillbillies sitting on a porch, one asks the other "Lets say you were out fishing and I went to your house and did It with your wife and she got pregnant, would we be considered family?" The other guy responds " I dont know about being considered family, but i know we would be considered even!! The Punchline: Get it  The one guy already did it with the other guys wife and got her pregnant!! 
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3 guys go to a fortune teller and he tells them if they jump off a cliff and say what they want to be they'll turn into it. The first guy jumps off a cliff and says eagle and turns into an eagle, second guy says hawk and turns into a hawk, the third guy slips and says oh #@*%! and turn into #@*%!. The Punchline: |
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THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING #@*%! IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. \"THAT WAS MY PAGER,\" SHE SAID. \" I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.\" A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, \"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. IHAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.\" THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, \"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT….. I'M GETTIN' A FAX.\" The Punchline: |
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What can u do with 365 used condoms? The Punchline: Melt them into a tire and call it a good year. |
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a man walks into a bar and when he walks out hes drunk. The man walks into a lady and the lady says "you sir are drunk," and the man replies "u mam are ugly but in the morning ill be sobber. The Punchline: |
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What's greater than God, worse than the Devil, the rich doesn't want, the poor has it, and if you don't eat it you'll die? The Punchline:
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whats greater than god ,more evil than the devil ,the poor have ,it the rich dont need it ,and if you eat it you'll die? The Punchline: nothing
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knock knock. whos there?? interrupting cow. interupti - MOO ROO!!! - ng cow who? The Punchline: the cow interupted you!!!!hahahahahahahahahaha
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o.k so there's this girl and she wants to be sent home from work. so she decides to make her boss think shes crazy. shes starts hanging from the celling and pretending shes a light bulb. her friend that also works there walks over to her and asks "what ARE! you doing!?" she replys "im acting crazy so my boss will send me home" she leaves, later her boss runs over to her and says "what are you doing!" "im a light bulb, im a light bulb!!" "get down from there!" so she gets down. the boss says "i think you need sometime off and just go home…" so she starts walking out the door when her freind follows her. the boos asks "where do you think your going?" she reply "im not going to work in a place with no lights!" The Punchline: her friend doesnt think there is any lights there 
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I have diabeaties, it burns when i pee. I dropped my pie and I took it out on the dog. I stubed my toe yesterday and I stuck my wife, The Punchline: My wife has been dead for 15 years, who did I strike?!
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There are these three blond guys in the jungle and they get caught by cannibals. The chief tells them that they have to go find 10 pieces of fruit, any kind at all. So the first man comes back with ten apples and the chief tells him that he has to put them up his bunghole. He gets two but can't finish the test and the cannibals eat him. The second guy comes back with ten berries. He gets nine and then he looks behind him and starts luaghing and the cannibals eat him.The second guy meets the first guy in haeaven. The first guy says how come you laughed, you almost made it. The Punchline: The second guy said ''when I looked behind me I saw the third guy coming back with ten watermelons!  
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There was a three floor building. The first floor was a pickle store. On the second floor there was a guy who liked to use the bathroom off of his balcony. And on the third floor there lived this guy wh liked to juggle knives. Well one day the knive juggler dropped a knife and it cut of the guys weiner and fell into a pickle jar. A lady so happened to buy that pickle jar. The next day she returned to the pickle store and said "MMMMMmmm…...Do you guys have any more of them creamed filled ones!!!!!!" The Punchline: |
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why did the turkey cross the road? The Punchline: to prove he is not a chicken |
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