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Name Your Joke
812) NK 

The Joke or Riddle:
How do you keep a person waiting?

The Punchline:
i'll tell you tomorow smile
811) Louis Kitch 
Location:
Liverpool
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
A panda walks into a bar and says: "I'll have a pint of ….….….….….…bitter" The bar tender say's: "why the big paws"

The Punchline:
the panda say's: "oh I was born with them!!" big grin
810) ** 
Location:
LA
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
What occurs once every minute twice every moment but never in a thousand years??

The Punchline:
confused confused
an m
cool
809) Keir 
Location:
YOUR MOM
  7.12) 20050

The Joke or Riddle:
What did the hotdog vendor outside the two towers say when the planes hit?

The Punchline:
Ok, Who ordered the jumbos?
808) joe 
Location:
australia

The Joke or Riddle:
what do michel jackson and a playstation have in common

The Punchline:
they both get turned on by kids
807) Fashion Mason 
Location:
N#@*%!A

The Joke or Riddle:
If a big #@*%!ed girl works at #@*%! where does a One legged girl work?

The Punchline:
Ihop big grin smile smile wink razz (stick out tongue) eek! eek! eek!
806) casey 

The Joke or Riddle:
there was 3 men, a really stupid one a smart one and a a dumb one and there was a magic slide and as they went down it they had to say what they wanted to wish for the smart one went down and said GOLD the dumb one went down and said silver and the stupid one went down and said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and he landed in weeeeeeeeeeeeee lol : )

The Punchline:
smile roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin
805) vincent stopher 
Location:
#@*%!.hstrial-vstopher.homestead

The Joke or Riddle:
why was the blond happy because she finished the puzzle in 3 months

The Punchline:
because it said 2-4 years
804) y4w3y 
Location:
yr4eye5

The Joke or Riddle:
i once went 2 a shop

The Punchline:
how cool is that
803) phil 
Location:
england

The Joke or Riddle:
Two biscuits cross A road.One got run over what did the other one say?

The Punchline:
Oh crumbs
802) Matt 
Location:
Indiana
   ; .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why dosen't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

The Punchline:
Because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America HAHAHAHAHAHA lol thats so mean im sry for that on big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin cool
801) Matt 
Location:
Indiana
   ; .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
So a blond is down in louisiana and she goes into a shoe store and asks the shopkeeper to bring her a pair of alliogater boots shoes. So the shopkeeper goes and gets the finest pair of alliogater shoes he has, she tries them on and loves them. So she says she'll take them, he rings them up and the total is really high so she says, "um i dont have that much im sry ill just have to get my own." The shopkeeper looks confused and says whatever and she leaves. On his way home from work he sees the same blond that was in his shop standing in the swamp holding a shotgun with a pile of dead alliogaters sitting next to her. so he stops the car and notices a really big one swimming up to her and shouts Look OUT. She spins around real fast and shoots the alliogater between the eyes drags it up on on shore.

The Punchline:
When she flips it over she says "Damn, Another one not wearing shoes… big grin cool
800) jesse 

The Joke or Riddle:
what building has the most stories

The Punchline:
big grin
799) callum 
Location:
DENEFIELD

The Joke or Riddle:
WHY DID THE HAND CROSS THE ROAD

The Punchline:
TO GET TO THE SECOND HAND SHOP
798) Alex 

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a mexican woman with no legs?

The Punchline:
conswaylow
797) Luar 
Location:
Earth
  )

The Joke or Riddle:
porque pun-pun a qui-qui? Que?

The Punchline:
porque matar a la marrana razz (stick out tongue)
796) clare 
Location:
worcester, uk

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

The Punchline:
dam
795) NAT 

The Joke or Riddle:
elton john tell a tattooist "i want a rolls royce tattooed on my #@*%!

The Punchline:
the tattooist says better make it a #@*%!in land rover da amount of #@*%! it goes thro!
794) antony 
Location:
australia

The Joke or Riddle:
A new teacher starts her class off by saying to stand up if you think you're stupid. A few seconds later little johny stands up. The tacher asked him do you think you are stupid? No mam he said buy I don't want to see you up there all by your self.

The Punchline:
793) k#@*%!i & Amber 

The Joke or Riddle:
y was cinderella kicked off of the basketball team?

The Punchline:
she ran away from the ball ! ! roll eyes (sarcastic)
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