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Name Your Joke
832) Manuel Lopez 
Location:
San Fernando, CA
    3.2.0

The Joke or Riddle:
What do u call when you combine a human, with a chimpanzee, with a lion, and a tiger? A humanzeeliger

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
831) meachel 
Location:
France
  8.0.1)

The Joke or Riddle:
1st pig went to the bar and got some water then asked for the loo. then 2nd pig came and got 2 galles of water then asked for the loo. then 3rd pig came and got 3 gl#@*%!es of water then asked for the loo. then the 4th pug came and asked for 4 gl#@*%!es of water then asked for the loo.then the 5th pig came and asked for 5 gl#@*%!es of water then just as was going the bar man said " don't you need the loo?4 pigs came and went to the loo why don't you go?" the pig said "have't you heard the story i'm the one who goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home. good is' it E-mail me and say what you think k?

The Punchline:
cool cool wink wink
830) Chris 
Location:
Canada

The Joke or Riddle:
Why can't Jesus play hockey?

The Punchline:
Because he always gets nailed to the boards!
829) krystal lamanna 
Location:
Margate florida
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
why was the blond happy she finished the puzzle in 3 months?

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) because the box said 2-4 years
828) Courtney 
Location:
New Zealand
  ; FunWebPro

The Joke or Riddle:
Once there was a boy, he was in his backyard weaping over a huge lump of dirt on the grass. His neighbour, curious at why he was crying asked him \"What is that your doing young Jimmy?\" he asked, \"My fish died,\" Jimmy replied. \"Well, thats a really big hole for a fish, now isn't it Jimmy\" the neighbour replied. \"Thats because he's still inside your stupied cat!\" Jimmy exclaimed

The Punchline:
wink
827) Ali J 
Location:
VA Beach
   ; Peop

The Joke or Riddle:
One day little Johy was running late for Sunday School so his momma told him to eat his breakfast biscuit on the way. When he got therethe teacher said he couldnt have food in the class so he put his biscuit in his back pocket. After class when they went in the sanctuary, the preacher was sayin. "The lord is in your front pocket while the devil is in your back pocket." Johnny jumped up and said,"Oh, Lord the devils eatin my biscuit!!"

The Punchline:
The devil is eatin my biscuit!!!!!
826) chizzad 
Location:
iowa
  rv:0.9.4) 200111

The Joke or Riddle:
your mama is so old when people tell her to grow up she dies!

The Punchline:
embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment
825) J-Dog31 

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo momma so fat she went to the beach and a whale jumped out of the water and sang….….….…..

The Punchline:
"We are family, even though your fatter than me." cool cool
824) panagioti 
Location:
margat florida

The Joke or Riddle:
whats the difference between a teacher and a train

The Punchline:
the teacher sais spit your gum out and the train sais chew chew chew chew smile frown wink razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! confused smile eek! eek! eek! smile confused #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin razz (stick out tongue) wink frown smile embarrassment cool
823) Stephen 
Location:
Canada

The Joke or Riddle:
So, a skeleton walks into a bar and the man at the counter asks, "What can i get you?"

The Punchline:
The skeleton replys, "A beer …... and a mop!
big grin
822) $n**p 

The Joke or Riddle:
y did mikl jaksun stop in front of da store

The Punchline:
bc the sign said boyz pant 1#@*%!2 off
821) snoopy 

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama so fat that when she farted the smoke alram went off

The Punchline:
820) NADA 
Location:
NADA

The Joke or Riddle:
l Lo Loo Look Look a Look at Look at w Look at wh Look at wha Look at what Look at what a Look at what an Look at what an i Look at what an id Look at what an idi Look at what an idio Look at what an idiot Look at what an idiot y Look at what an idiot yo Look at what an idiot you Look at what an idiot you a Look at what an idiot you ar Look at what an idiot you are Look at what an idiot you are f Look at what an idiot you are fo Look at what an idiot you are for Look at what an idiot you are for f Look at what an idiot you are for fa Look at what an idiot you are for fal Look at what an idiot you are for fall Look at what an idiot you are for falli Look at what an idiot you are for fallin Look at what an idiot you are for falling Look at what an idiot you are for falling f Look at what an idiot you are for falling fo Look at what an idiot you are for falling for Look at what an idiot you are for falling for t Look at what an idiot you are for falling for th Look at what an idiot you are for falling for thi Look at what an idiot you are for falling for this Look at what an idiot you are for falling for this! Ha Ha Ha Ha

The Punchline:
IDIOT
819) Ashley 
 PPC Mac OS X; ) 125.5.7 (K

The Joke or Riddle:
Question: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

The Punchline:
Answer: Because he was frunk.
818) COCA 
Location:
PHILADELPHIA
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 312

The Joke or Riddle:
YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE CAME FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY.

The Punchline:
#@*%!
817) michelle 
Location:
usa

The Joke or Riddle:
Why isnt there any wal-marts in Iraq???

The Punchline:
Because there is a target on every corner!!!!
816) N.K. 

The Joke or Riddle:
a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "why the long face"

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin cool
815) billy bob 

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a brunette, a blond and a red head. They all died and if they wanted to go to heaven they had to climb 1000 stairs and on each stair, God tells a joke and if they laugh they go to hell. The red head laughs on the 342nd stair and goes to hell. The brunnette laughed on the 567th stair and went to hell. The blond laughed on the 999th stair and go d asked her;"Why did u laugh, i didnt even say the joke yet!?" And the blond said: I just got the first joke

The Punchline:
lmao big grin cool wink smile
814) Emma 
Location:
up your @$$

The Joke or Riddle:
Ther were 3 people on the plane, An old man, a 10 year old kid and George Bush. The plane was about to crash and there were only 2 parashoots in the plane. George bush took one and jumped off. The old man said to the kid: "Take the last parashoot, ur young and i will die soon." The kid said:"Thats ok old man, George Bush took my backpack"

The Punchline:
LMAO THATS HILARIOUS wink razz (stick out tongue) cool IF U DONT GET IT UR STUPID
813) Sarah 
Location:
Dumont

The Joke or Riddle:
ok, so theres this old man, and he's sitting on a bench, feeding the birds. this young guy comes and sits down next to him. now this young guy has a mohawk thats is about fifty different colors. the old man statred starring at the kid, and when the young man realized it he turned to the guy and said, "haven't you ever done something crazy?" and the old man said,

The Punchline:
"yeah, this one time i drank a whole bottle of vodka and had relations with a parrot, and i was wondering if you were my son."
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