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Add or read jokes, riddles, funny stories or whatever on The PCman's Jokes and Riddles Page, post anything you like but please do not post adult jokes or any other offensive material.
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What do u call when you combine a human, with a chimpanzee, with a lion, and a tiger? A humanzeeliger The Punchline: 
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1st pig went to the bar and got some water then asked for the loo. then 2nd pig came and got 2 galles of water then asked for the loo. then 3rd pig came and got 3 gl#@*%!es of water then asked for the loo. then the 4th pug came and asked for 4 gl#@*%!es of water then asked for the loo.then the 5th pig came and asked for 5 gl#@*%!es of water then just as was going the bar man said " don't you need the loo?4 pigs came and went to the loo why don't you go?" the pig said "have't you heard the story i'm the one who goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home. good is' it E-mail me and say what you think k? The Punchline:  
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Why can't Jesus play hockey? The Punchline: Because he always gets nailed to the boards! |
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why was the blond happy she finished the puzzle in 3 months? The Punchline:  because the box said 2-4 years
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Once there was a boy, he was in his backyard weaping over a huge lump of dirt on the grass. His neighbour, curious at why he was crying asked him \"What is that your doing young Jimmy?\" he asked, \"My fish died,\" Jimmy replied. \"Well, thats a really big hole for a fish, now isn't it Jimmy\" the neighbour replied. \"Thats because he's still inside your stupied cat!\" Jimmy exclaimed The Punchline:
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One day little Johy was running late for Sunday School so his momma told him to eat his breakfast biscuit on the way. When he got therethe teacher said he couldnt have food in the class so he put his biscuit in his back pocket. After class when they went in the sanctuary, the preacher was sayin. "The lord is in your front pocket while the devil is in your back pocket." Johnny jumped up and said,"Oh, Lord the devils eatin my biscuit!!" The Punchline: The devil is eatin my biscuit!!!!! |
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your mama is so old when people tell her to grow up she dies! The Punchline: 
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Yo momma so fat she went to the beach and a whale jumped out of the water and sang….….….….. The Punchline: "We are family, even though your fatter than me."
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whats the difference between a teacher and a train The Punchline: the teacher sais spit your gum out and the train sais chew chew chew chew      
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So, a skeleton walks into a bar and the man at the counter asks, "What can i get you?" The Punchline: The skeleton replys, "A beer …... and a mop!
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y did mikl jaksun stop in front of da store The Punchline: bc the sign said boyz pant 1#@*%!2 off |
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yo mama so fat that when she farted the smoke alram went off The Punchline: |
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Question: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? The Punchline: Answer: Because he was frunk. |
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YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE CAME FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY. The Punchline:
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Why isnt there any wal-marts in Iraq??? The Punchline: Because there is a target on every corner!!!! |
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a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "why the long face" The Punchline:
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There was a brunette, a blond and a red head. They all died and if they wanted to go to heaven they had to climb 1000 stairs and on each stair, God tells a joke and if they laugh they go to hell. The red head laughs on the 342nd stair and goes to hell. The brunnette laughed on the 567th stair and went to hell. The blond laughed on the 999th stair and go d asked her;"Why did u laugh, i didnt even say the joke yet!?" And the blond said: I just got the first joke The Punchline: lmao
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Ther were 3 people on the plane, An old man, a 10 year old kid and George Bush. The plane was about to crash and there were only 2 parashoots in the plane. George bush took one and jumped off. The old man said to the kid: "Take the last parashoot, ur young and i will die soon." The kid said:"Thats ok old man, George Bush took my backpack" The Punchline: LMAO THATS HILARIOUS IF U DONT GET IT UR STUPID
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ok, so theres this old man, and he's sitting on a bench, feeding the birds. this young guy comes and sits down next to him. now this young guy has a mohawk thats is about fifty different colors. the old man statred starring at the kid, and when the young man realized it he turned to the guy and said, "haven't you ever done something crazy?" and the old man said, The Punchline: "yeah, this one time i drank a whole bottle of vodka and had relations with a parrot, and i was wondering if you were my son." |
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