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852) *#@*%!y_Kay#@*%! 
Location:
Bristol, England
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a mum, a dad, a nan, a grandad and a kid in a bed. The kid said night mum, night dad, night nan, bye grandad. The next day his grandad died. The went to bed that night and the boy said night mum, night dad, bye nan. The next day his nan died. They went to bed again that night and the boy said night mum, bye dad. That day the dad tried realy hard to keep himself alive. He got home and he said to his wife and said "Honey im still alive, i cant believe it!!."

The Punchline:
His wife turned round to him and said "Thank god! By the way the postman died!." big grin
851) gee 
Location:
PHILADELPHIA
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 312

The Joke or Riddle:
your mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

The Punchline:
smile
850) krystal lamanna 
Location:
margate florida
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
there were two blondes in the forest and they saw a trail and the first blonde says hey them are daer tracks and the other blonde say no them are elk tracks and they kept on arguing and a few minuets late a train runs them over!!!!!!

The Punchline:
eek! they were train tracks eek!
849) were 
Location:
kansas

The Joke or Riddle:
Your mom is so fat

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) she broke the family tree razz (stick out tongue) cool
848) ewfwef 
Location:
rfrfrf
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
why did ur muther throw the butter out?

The Punchline:
cuz she wanted to see the butter-fly
847) hannah 
Location:
england
   ; Info

The Joke or Riddle:
wats da meanst thing u can do 2 a blind person hit em in da face n say bet ya didnt see dat comin

The Punchline:
846) Zoe Barnes 
Location:
UK

The Joke or Riddle:
A man when into the toilets.

The Punchline:
He said, 'Is this where all the nobs hang out?!' big grin
845) k#@*%!i 
Location:
usa
  ; uct

The Joke or Riddle:
this isn't the funniest joke in the world but maybe you will like it….….…. What did one elevator say to the other?

The Punchline:
I think i'm coming down with something
844) danny boy 
Location:
ecco skool

The Joke or Riddle:
don't worry mum i have swallowed a daffodil bulb….

The Punchline:
i will be alright though doctors say i'll be out in spring smile frown
843) jade 
Location:
jadiecon@hotmail.co
   ; PHS;

The Joke or Riddle:
a man rides in to a 1 horse town on friday, stays for three days and comes home on friday, how does he do that?

The Punchline:
answer: the horses name is friday big grin cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! razz (stick out tongue) wink smile frown cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! confused smile eek! :)
842) leanne yates 
Location:
uk

The Joke or Riddle:
there once was a woman from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less then an hour her nose was a flower and her hair was a garden of weeds!

The Punchline:
big grin
841) Manuel Lopez 
Location:
San Fernando, CA
    3.2.0; yplus 5.

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a cat on top of a fish?

The Punchline:
A CATFISH!!!
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
840) Paul D. 
Location:
100
;  rv:0.9.7) 200112

The Joke or Riddle:


The Punchline:
Wow! Great script. I think I could try to use another one on my site….
839) Davi DeFrane 
Location:
St.Clair, Mi
 7.3) 20041001 Fire

The Joke or Riddle:
1.why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? 2. how do you kill a Blonde?

The Punchline:
A1. she was throwing out all the W's

A2. put a scratch and sniff in a pool
838) Andrew Blake 
Location:
Canada
;  rv:0.9.7) 200112

The Joke or Riddle:


The Punchline:
Hey.. really nice site you have.
I think you should use Google adwords here.
Anyway, Good Luck!
837) adam 
   ; SYMPA;  CL

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the picture go to jail?

The Punchline:
Because it was framed!
836) Cobra 
Location:
Airzona

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the trutle cross the road?

The Punchline:
Because the chicken pulled him roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) cool eek! confused
835) Your mom 
  8.0.1) 2006

The Joke or Riddle:
your momma so fat that when she was on the scale the scale said "thanks for ur phone number!"

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin lol
834) Dan "Shoe" hsu 

The Joke or Riddle:
What is the national bird of Iraq?????

The Punchline:
DUCK roll eyes (sarcastic)
833) Matt 
Location:
England
   ; Info

The Joke or Riddle:
So a man walks into a pub carrying a garaffi. The garaffi get really pissed off and passes out on the floor. The man finishes his bitter and starts to leave. The bartender say you can't leave that lying here. The man say oh no thats not a lion its a garaffi

The Punchline:
If your a Yank getting "pissed off" is getting drunk
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