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Name Your Joke
892) Luke 
Location:
England

The Joke or Riddle:
Theres an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman who have all escaped from jail and are hiding in sacks, the police go to the English sack, meow, Oh its only a cat. They go to the Scotsmans sack, woof, Oh its only a dog. And they go to the Irishmans sack, What does he say?

The Punchline:
Potato
891) Bill 
Location:
united states

The Joke or Riddle:
bill06casino

The Punchline:
Greetings to all! Excuse for this message, but at you excellent design of a site! Very much it was pleasant to me, I shall #@*%!e here very often!
890) hussein hammoud 

The Joke or Riddle:
your mom is so fat she irons her pants on the drive way

The Punchline:
confused wink wink
889) Manuel Lopez 
Location:
San Fernando, CA, USA
    3.2.0

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo momma's so dark that she drinks water and pee's coffee!

The Punchline:
confused confused frown big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
888) Kayla 
Location:
USA
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
Boy: Teacher can I please go to the bathroom? Teacher: Yes but first you have to say the alphabet. Boy: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Teacher: Where's the P? Boy: Running down my legs!

The Punchline:
887) yo momma 
Location:
somewhere
    ; FunWe

The Joke or Riddle:
yo momma is sooo yellow dat…..

The Punchline:
when she opened her mouth everyone said what a sunny day razz (stick out tongue) smile cool embarrassment big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) wink big grin
886) DJ 
Location:
G*******Wood
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
Theirs Three blonds and there stranded in the jungle. When there walking in the woods They fall into a huge hole. When they fell in they hit so hard a wizard popped up and said each of you get 1 wish. They first blonde said I want a million dollars so i can go to the nearst super market. the second blonde said i wish I could be smart.The third blond said I wish for new clothes.2 days later they all died

The Punchline:
885) Manuel Lopez 
Location:
San Fernando, CA, USA
    3.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why are lions and cats similar?

The Punchline:
Because they cat everything out!!
884) Johnathan 
Location:
malaysia

The Joke or Riddle:
What is hollow, you can see it with your #@*%! eye,if you put it in a barrel ,the barrel be#@*%!es lighter…...

The Punchline:
confused
883) rosemary 
Location:
blueisland

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach light up.

The Punchline:
882) Shawn Atkins 
  ; 322;

The Joke or Riddle:
What plant grows between ur nose and ur chin??

The Punchline:
Two lips big grin
881) Manuel Lopez 
Location:
San Fernando, CA, USA
    3.2.0

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: What do you call a soccer player and a hockey player put together?

The Punchline:
A: A Sockey Player!! wink wink wink razz (stick out tongue)big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
880) Muzzy 
Location:
Yep

The Joke or Riddle:
what has 90 #@*%! and #@*%!s little old laidies?

The Punchline:
Bingo
879) Hannah 
Location:
America

The Joke or Riddle:
Q-What do u call a blonde with a half of a brain? A-Gifted!!!

The Punchline:
878) knfwvnwnvjknwjk 

The Joke or Riddle:
once a girl's father died of old age, because her sister missed her father dearly she co'mmited suicide. At their joint funeral this girl met a man, they then went to the service but they got seperated before she could get the mans number, she was so upset she ran home and killed her mother, why?

The Punchline:
because if her mother was dead there would be another funeral for her and the man to hook up. eek!
877) NICOLE 
   ; (R1 1.5))

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a cow with a twitch?

The Punchline:
Beef Jerky big grin
876) Dossi Jardio 
Location:
here and there…

The Joke or Riddle:
What breaks when you say it?

The Punchline:
Silence! big grin razz (stick out tongue) big grin
875) anonymous 
Location:
somewhere

The Joke or Riddle:
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuanna, jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill do u wanna?

The Punchline:
big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) smile razz (stick out tongue)
874) iqra arshad 
Location:
______________________________

The Joke or Riddle:
your mama is so fat when she past by the t.v. i missed 2 episodes!!!!!!!!!! your mama is so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck in the air!!!! your mama is so fat when she hugged me i got thin as a thread!!!!! your mama is so ugly when she entered the ugliest contest they said no professionals allowed!!!!!!!

The Punchline:
wink smile smile eek! big grin
873) JOSANNE JACKSON 
Location:
TRINIDAD

The Joke or Riddle:
WHY DID THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD TO GO CATCH THE MILK MAN.

The Punchline:
cool
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