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Theres an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman who have all escaped from jail and are hiding in sacks, the police go to the English sack, meow, Oh its only a cat. They go to the Scotsmans sack, woof, Oh its only a dog. And they go to the Irishmans sack, What does he say? The Punchline: Potato |
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bill06casino The Punchline: Greetings to all! Excuse for this message, but at you excellent design of a site! Very much it was pleasant to me, I shall #@*%!e here very often! |
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your mom is so fat she irons her pants on the drive way The Punchline:  
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Yo momma's so dark that she drinks water and pee's coffee! The Punchline:  
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Boy: Teacher can I please go to the bathroom? Teacher: Yes but first you have to say the alphabet. Boy: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Teacher: Where's the P? Boy: Running down my legs! The Punchline: |
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yo momma is sooo yellow dat….. The Punchline: when she opened her mouth everyone said what a sunny day     
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Theirs Three blonds and there stranded in the jungle. When there walking in the woods They fall into a huge hole. When they fell in they hit so hard a wizard popped up and said each of you get 1 wish. They first blonde said I want a million dollars so i can go to the nearst super market. the second blonde said i wish I could be smart.The third blond said I wish for new clothes.2 days later they all died The Punchline: |
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Why are lions and cats similar? The Punchline: Because they cat everything out!! |
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What is hollow, you can see it with your #@*%! eye,if you put it in a barrel ,the barrel be#@*%!es lighter…... The Punchline:
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach light up. The Punchline: |
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What plant grows between ur nose and ur chin?? The Punchline: Two lips
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Q: What do you call a soccer player and a hockey player put together? The Punchline: A: A Sockey Player!!
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what has 90 #@*%! and #@*%!s little old laidies? The Punchline: Bingo |
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Q-What do u call a blonde with a half of a brain? A-Gifted!!! The Punchline: |
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once a girl's father died of old age, because her sister missed her father dearly she co'mmited suicide. At their joint funeral this girl met a man, they then went to the service but they got seperated before she could get the mans number, she was so upset she ran home and killed her mother, why? The Punchline: because if her mother was dead there would be another funeral for her and the man to hook up. 
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What do you call a cow with a twitch? The Punchline: Beef Jerky
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What breaks when you say it? The Punchline: Silence!
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jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuanna, jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill do u wanna? The Punchline:
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your mama is so fat when she past by the t.v. i missed 2 episodes!!!!!!!!!! your mama is so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck in the air!!!! your mama is so fat when she hugged me i got thin as a thread!!!!! your mama is so ugly when she entered the ugliest contest they said no professionals allowed!!!!!!! The Punchline:
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WHY DID THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD TO GO CATCH THE MILK MAN. The Punchline:
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