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who is the ghost of the hankerchief The Punchline: the bogie man |
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thid id for all those guys who put up those annoying "yo mama" jokes Yo mama is so fat…... The Punchline: that she's fat!!!!! |
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What did the customer say to his annoying barber? The Punchline: "Cut it out!" |
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there was a man and his wife and their thir#@*%! children @ a bus stop, plus one other man. the other man was blind so he had one of those walking sticks. when the bus came there was only enough room for the wife and children, so the man and husband decided to wait and catch the next bus. well the bus was late so the two men started to walk. the blind man was feeling around with his stick and the husband started to get annoyed, he said sir can u plz put a rubber on the end of that stick. he said "NO, but if u would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we'd be on that bus right now!!! lol! The Punchline: in case u r stupid and don't get it …he should have worn a condom when him and his wife were doing 'IT' 
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What's a cross between a peanut and butter? Peanutbutter! The Punchline:
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What do you call a #@*%! Mans Testicles? The Punchline: mud flaps 
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a bit of fun Silly Jill f#@*%!ot the pill and now they have a son The Punchline:        
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there is a man he drive a car he make an axedent and he continue driving why? The Punchline: because he can't see hahaha
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I don't curse, I don't smoke and I don't drink. #@*%!, my cigarette just fell into my beer can The Punchline:
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What do you call a man with a pink shirt? A puff The Punchline:
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yo mammas so fat to get her through the door they had to grease it and hold a twinkie on the other side!!!!! ¿ The Punchline: yo momma in da hoooooooooooouse u noe who it b |
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Why do squirrles swim on their backs? The Punchline: So their nuts dont get wet? |
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There was 3 people stranded on an island- a brunette, a red head and a blonde. The brunette estimated 20 miles to proper land so she tried to swim she got to 10 miles but was to tired to go on and drowned. The red head thought she should have a go it was better that than starving so off she went, she got 15 miles and was to tired to go on so she drowned. The blonde wondered 'did they get there???' so she tried she made it to 19 miles and got tired so she swam back!!! The Punchline:
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How do you sink an irish submarine? The Punchline: Knock on the door |
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Yo mama's so fat, The Punchline: that she comes from both sides of the family!!!
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Yo momma is so old… The Punchline: She farts dust |
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Your momma's butt is so flat… The Punchline: She has suspenders holding up her thong!
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Why were the two blondes on the roof? The Punchline: Because the bartender sadi that drinks were on the house!
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what do you mean if you mean nothing? The Punchline: nothing of course because you meand nothing.But if you mean nothing how can you mean something!
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uncle:son did you know joe is bad for you.son:wats joe.uncle:joe mama The Punchline: haha  ha wa int that funny or wat man
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