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presidunt Bush and rumsfield were going through their daily breifings. rumsfiels told bush that in fierce fighting just outside of fallujah, the brazilian troops had been killed in action. the blood left president bush's face and he put his face in his hands. he sat there for several long moments and finally regained his #@*%!posure. you could see that tears were starting to #@*%!e to hs eyes. finally he asked, "exactly how many are in a brazilian?" The Punchline: brazilian.. like million and billion.. |
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an irish man walks 2 a bar sees a fit blonde wiv huge #@*%!s and thinks hmmm il try my luk wiv er he walks up 2 er and says hey she replies sorry im nt interested im on my menstrual cycle he says that's ok im on my moped il follow lol lol The Punchline: |
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As it came Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, And because of there way of life mr. Clinton was ment to go to hell and the pope to heaven. But there was a mix up and the pope went to hell and Clinton to heaven. So the pope spoke to the devil and said that there was a mistake, and the devil checked his books and said that it would be atleast 24 hours before they could change. So 24 hours p#@*%!ed and the pope went up to heaven and clinton came down to hell and they met on the way and the pope says "I've always wanted to met the #@*%! Mary" and Clinton says The Punchline: "Sorry mate your a day late" 
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whars long hard and full of seman The Punchline: a submarine |
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WHY DO BLONDES WAER KNICKERS? SO THEIR FEET DON'T GET COLD The Punchline:          
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YOURE MOMAS SO #@*%!, SHE PUTS SALT-WATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP THE CRABS ALIVE! The Punchline: YOURE MOMS ONE #@*%! #@*%!!
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yo mama is so stupid she does not know 50cent and i talk about the raper. yo dada is so stupid that he bought condoms for the flavor. The Punchline:
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a mexican walks in a bar and he notices that all the people there are white but he still sits down. a white man says "hey did you know this is an all white bar? its not for colords" the mexican says " im not colord you are!" "when im born im brown. when im sick im brown, when im cold im brown and when i die im brown" "you!, when your born your pink, when your sick your green when your cold your red and when you die you turn #@*%!y green so don't tell me about being brown!" The Punchline: your colord! |
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why wasn't a kid aloud to watch a pirate movie? The Punchline: Because it was rated aaarrrrrrrrrrrr |
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once santa was ioroning his clothes, and the phone rang, santa put the press on his left ear and burnt it. Next day santa went to doctor, DOCTOR: how did you burn your left ear. BANTA: I was ioroning my clothes, the phone rang and i applied the iron on my ear! ha!ha! DOCTOR: how did you burn your right ear????? BANTA: that stupid called me again. The Punchline: UNLUCKY BANTA!111
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ATTENTION !! 2 #@*%! muslims have exploded police say they were suicide bummers The Punchline: |
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Did you know that if you shaved chuck norriss whole face, there would be no chin, only a fist? The Punchline: |
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MUM: What time is it son? SON: it's 2pm MUM: Doesn't time fly! The Punchline: Time fly |
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what did the cat say to the mouse? nice to 'eat' you The Punchline: |
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A jew walks into a bar… The Punchline: He buys it |
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*joke* Q i know a butter joke A i scant tell u u migth spread it. The Punchline:
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Q; WHY ARE FIRETRUCKS RED A; IF SOMEONE PULLED YOUR HOSE YOU WOULD BE RED TO The Punchline: |
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Did you know that in the 1900's, there was 400k #@*%!s? The Punchline: I even think that they had a lot of #@*%! just for fun! |
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What do you do when a Blond throws a grenade at you??? The Punchline: You pull the pin and throw it back
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Q.how do make a pool table laugh? A.tickel its #@*%!. Q.wat do you get when you walk past a snow man with a vampire? A.frost bite. Q.do you know the joke about the butter? A.dont spreed it. Q.how do you make a door sqeeck? A.grab its knob. The Punchline: |
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