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why did the chewing gum cross the road? The Punchline:          because it was stuck to the chickens foot or in this case claw!!
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Your mama is so fat, that she blew up when she ate a cracker. Your daddy is so skinny, that he ate a 40-pound baby. The Punchline:
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What did a joke say to another joke? The Punchline: I don't know. Me neither.
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your mom is sooo fat she needs to pull down her pants just to reach inside her pockets. The Punchline:
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skazza's muva is so0o0o0o0 fat that wen she wen shoppin she had 2 use da shop as a dressing room lol not every 1 nos skazza well eees a short #@*%! who loves #@*%! #@*%! ana lol The Punchline: |
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where do steam trains shop? The Punchline: at coals !
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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." The Punchline: Next time, take off the candles."  
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Your mamas so fat shes like an suv she has a nuff room inside for six construction workers. The Punchline:
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when you find out that you ain't got no money and want to buy a fish fillet. what do you do? The Punchline: you go and ask the man can you pay him back with a fishing trey |
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There was a man and a women and the man said the womans butt was as big as a grill. Ok one nite the man wanted to hav #@*%! the woman said… The Punchline: …. Why fire up the grill for one little weeny :
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What can go in the fridge and when you take it out it is still hot ? Answer chillies The Punchline:
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One day I woke up and I went to take a bath. Then all of a sudden my tap broke of! I told my mom and she said to try some glue on it. So I tryed it, but it still wouldnt work! Than I asked my Grandpa (since he's the handy-man around here) He said to try some Duck tape. So I did,but I couldnt turn the tap! The Punchline:
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A man walked into a bar, and at once fell onto his knees and started looking for something. "What are you looking for?" asked the Bartender. "Well, I lost a two pound coin," said the man. "And where did you lose it?" the Bartender asked. "In the street," came the reply. "Well why are you looking for it here?" the Bartender was puzzled. "If you lost it in the street, why are you looking for it in my bar?" "Well," explained the man. "The light's better in here." :rolleyes: The Punchline: A man lost some money in the street, then went looking for it in a bar. This is because the light is better in the bar, so it would be easier to find the money if he had lost it there. But he had lost it in the street.
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There was a black man, hispanic, and a white man working on top of a new building. They all looked at their lunches and the black man said "if i get chicken again tommorow," I'm going to jump off this building. The hispanic man looked at his lunch and said "if i get burito's tommorow" im going to jump off this building too. The white man looked at his lunch and said "if i get a balogna sandwich again tommorow" I am going to jump off this building. The next day at lunch, the black man looked at his lunch and immediatly JUMPED.The hispanic man also did the same but faster than the black man. The white man looked down at what they had done and then saw his lunch and jumped as well. When their wives was at the funeral, the black woman says : if i knew he didnt want chicken … id cooked something else. The hispanic woman said : if i knew he didnt like burrito's … id send him with something else. The white woman said : dont look at me that way …. HE FIXED HIS OWN LUNCH ! ! ! ! ! The Punchline:
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this is a dirty joke The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who #@*%!ures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" The Punchline: dirty joke |
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If H2o is inside a fire hydrant then what is on the outside? The Punchline: K-9 P
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Q: Where does a dog hate going shopping? A: The flea market lol The Punchline: |
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What has eyes but cannot see, hands but cannot hold? The Punchline: A clock |
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a man and his son are in a car accident the father dies on the scene but the child is rushed to hospital when he arrives there the surgeon says '' i cant operate on this boy he is my son'' how can this be? The Punchline: the surgeon is the boys mother |
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but your momma will to if she climbs on top The Punchline: __ LOL ___
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