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Name Your Joke
952) nyesha 
Location:
pennsylvania

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chewing gum cross the road?

The Punchline:
frown smile big grin wink #@*%! confused smile eek! cool roll eyes (sarcastic) confused smile because it was stuck to the chickens foot or in this case claw!! big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin smile smile smile wink wink smile
951) MANUEL LOPEZ 
Location:
San Fernando, CA, USA
    3.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
Your mama is so fat, that she blew up when she ate a cracker. Your daddy is so skinny, that he ate a 40-pound baby.

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
950) Manuel Lopez 
Location:
San Fernando, CA, USA
    3.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
What did a joke say to another joke?

The Punchline:
frown frown I don't know. eek! eek! Me neither.
949) evelyn 

The Joke or Riddle:
your mom is sooo fat she needs to pull down her pants just to reach inside her pockets.

The Punchline:
big grin
948) williams 

The Joke or Riddle:
skazza's muva is so0o0o0o0 fat that wen she wen shoppin she had 2 use da shop as a dressing room lol not every 1 nos skazza well eees a short #@*%! who loves #@*%! #@*%! ana lol

The Punchline:
947) mikayla 
Location:
my head

The Joke or Riddle:
where do steam trains shop?

The Punchline:
at coals !cool
946) anonomous 
Location:
anonomous

The Joke or Riddle:
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

The Punchline:
Next time, take off the candles." smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! smile confused
945) Connor Stephenson 
Location:
Lakeside,az
  Windows NT 4.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
Your mamas so fat shes like an suv she has a nuff room inside for six construction workers.

The Punchline:
cool cool cool roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! big grin big grin frown wink smile confused smile
944) dominique 
Location:
boston
  ; 322;

The Joke or Riddle:
when you find out that you ain't got no money and want to buy a fish fillet. what do you do?

The Punchline:
you go and ask the man can you pay him back with a fishing trey
943) Chante Pros 
   ; BCPS;

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a man and a women and the man said the womans butt was as big as a grill. Ok one nite the man wanted to hav #@*%! the woman said…

The Punchline:
…. Why fire up the grill for one little weeny big grin :
942) Bianca 
Location:
South Africa

The Joke or Riddle:
What can go in the fridge and when you take it out it is still hot ? Answer chillies

The Punchline:
big grin
941) Emma 
Location:
Regina,Saskatchewan,Canada

The Joke or Riddle:
One day I woke up and I went to take a bath. Then all of a sudden my tap broke of! I told my mom and she said to try some glue on it. So I tryed it, but it still wouldnt work! Than I asked my Grandpa (since he's the handy-man around here) He said to try some Duck tape. So I did,but I couldnt turn the tap!

The Punchline:
smile smile eek!
940) Imhotep 
  8.0.4) 2006

The Joke or Riddle:
A man walked into a bar, and at once fell onto his knees and started looking for something. "What are you looking for?" asked the Bartender. "Well, I lost a two pound coin," said the man. "And where did you lose it?" the Bartender asked. "In the street," came the reply. "Well why are you looking for it here?" the Bartender was puzzled. "If you lost it in the street, why are you looking for it in my bar?" "Well," explained the man. "The light's better in here." :rolleyes:

The Punchline:
A man lost some money in the street, then went looking for it in a bar. This is because the light is better in the bar, so it would be easier to find the money if he had lost it there. But he had lost it in the street. confused
939) Smitty 

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a black man, hispanic, and a white man working on top of a new building. They all looked at their lunches and the black man said "if i get chicken again tommorow," I'm going to jump off this building. The hispanic man looked at his lunch and said "if i get burito's tommorow" im going to jump off this building too. The white man looked at his lunch and said "if i get a balogna sandwich again tommorow" I am going to jump off this building. The next day at lunch, the black man looked at his lunch and immediatly JUMPED.The hispanic man also did the same but faster than the black man. The white man looked down at what they had done and then saw his lunch and jumped as well. When their wives was at the funeral, the black woman says : if i knew he didnt want chicken … id cooked something else. The hispanic woman said : if i knew he didnt like burrito's … id send him with something else. The white woman said : dont look at me that way …. HE FIXED HIS OWN LUNCH ! ! ! ! !

The Punchline:
smile cool big grin embarrassment eek!
938) but face 
Location:
ur mum

The Joke or Riddle:
this is a dirty joke The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who #@*%!ures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

The Punchline:
dirty joke
937) Ashley Wallis 
;  7.5) Ge

The Joke or Riddle:
If H2o is inside a fire hydrant then what is on the outside?

The Punchline:
K-9 P wink
936) viktoriya 
Location:
st.albert alberta

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: Where does a dog hate going shopping? A: The flea market lol

The Punchline:
935) -Cl#@*%!ified- 

The Joke or Riddle:
What has eyes but cannot see, hands but cannot hold?

The Punchline:
A clock
934) nadine pillay f 
Location:
durban

The Joke or Riddle:
a man and his son are in a car accident the father dies on the scene but the child is rushed to hospital when he arrives there the surgeon says '' i cant operate on this boy he is my son'' how can this be?

The Punchline:
the surgeon is the boys mother
933) anonymous 
Location:
your butt

The Joke or Riddle:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but your momma will to if she climbs on top

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin __ LOL ___ big grin big grin big grin
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