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b grfv The Punchline: dertfcvhbjk |
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so theres 3 men who got to heaven and the angel says thers only room for one person so hos ever death was worst you can come in. so the first man says i thought my wife was cheating on me so i go home early to sneak on her when i get home i hear the shower come on rite as i walk in the door so i figuerd thats to suspiciouce so i thought there was deffenitly some man hiding as i wwas looking the tv was on with my #@*%! videos on so i really got mad i walked out the porch and i see a man hanging from the balcony it was forsure him so i took a hammmer and bashed his hands so he fell but he still didnt die so i took my refrigerator and threw it on him and he got smashed and i felt so bad so i killed my self. the next man said i was in my apartment balcony and i was i was going crazy so i fell off the balcony luckly i catched someone elses balcony when i see some man with a hammer smashing my fingers and i fell again so luck i was still alive when that same man threw a fridge on me and i died. the last man said imagine naked in a fridge and bam….… The Punchline:    haa u get it me too lol hahahahahahaha
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a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says The Punchline: why the long face?
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if you have 12 fish and 4 drown how many are left? The Punchline: 12 beacsue fsih cnat dorwn. do you konw you can raed wrdos if tehy are mxeid up jsut as lnog as the frsit and lsat lteter are rhgit. (if you couldnt read that YOU ARE SLOW GET HELP!!!!)
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What is greater then God ,more evil then the devil ,The poor have it , The rich want it, If you eat it you will surelly die ,Now can you guess what I am ? The Punchline: Answer: NOTHING cause nothin is greather than God or more evil then the devil the poor have nothin and the rich have everything !!! ect.
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WHEN DOES RED MEAN GO AND GREEN MEAN STOP? The Punchline: WHEN YOU EAT A WATERMELON :
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why did the man with one hand cross the road? The Punchline: to get to the second hand shop 
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knock knock who is there boo who don't cry The Punchline: i'm sad 
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WHY WAS THE BOY SO QUIET The Punchline: BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING SO MUCH THE OTHER DAY HE LOST  
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why did the paper go across the road? The Punchline: to get the foder ? |
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y did the chicken cross the road??? ans: to get to the other side!!! The Punchline: u didn't guess dat, did u? 
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Why did the monkey fall out the tree?? The Punchline: CAUSE IT WAS DEAD!! |
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your driving a bus down the street what is the color of the bus drivers shirt? The Punchline: the shirt color u have on!!!!!!!!!lol HAHA
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knock knock… The Punchline: the doors not locked come in!!!!
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WHATS MARRIED AND WAYS 520 POUNDS? NOTHING! HAHALOL The Punchline: 
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yo momma so fat shedont take pictures she take posters The Punchline:
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Attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give em a grand and they get a glorious feeling The Punchline: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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there was a guy called nobody and he runs to the street and stares at everybody.HE says:wat r u looking at ?ami perfect or wat?den a lady says:of course nobodies perfect.nobody runs home happily and the lady says :i think his name was nobody i told him the rong thing and she chases him. The Punchline: |
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wa do u call a man wid a plank of wood on his ed The Punchline: edward EMAIL IF U THINK YOUR SMART PLEASE
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whats black and white and red all over The Punchline: a newspapper
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