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Name Your Joke
992) YO MOMMA 
; FunWe
The Joke or Riddle:
YO MOMMA IS SOOOO STUPID…

The Punchline:
SHE TRIED TO CHOKE HERSELF WITH A CORDLESS PHONE LOL LMFAO!!!! big grin eek! smile wink
991) Yo Momma 
Location:
Up your butt&Around the corner
The Joke or Riddle:
Yo Momma is So fat. She jumped in the ocean. And the ocean jumped out.

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue)
990) hot mama at 2006 
Location:
vancover WA
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket and when outside everybody yelled catch that twinkie

The Punchline:
cool embarrassment
989) Jan 
Location:
Portsmouth, NH
)
The Joke or Riddle:
What was the last thing that General Washington said to his army before crossing the Delaware River ????

The Punchline:
"GET IN THE BOAT, BOYS" :)
988) k10 
Location:
BOSTON
{852A126B-FA06-EB78
? The Joke or Riddle:
why did the romans build straight roads?

The Punchline:
so no one gets the corner shops
987) SELINA 
Location:
A#@*%!ER
The Joke or Riddle:
THERE WAS A LADY WHO WAS HUNGRY AT A COURT AND THEN THE JUDGE SAID ORDER ORDER! AND THE LADY SAID A HAMBUGER AND SOME FRENCH FRIES PLEASE

The Punchline:
smile frown wink razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! smile confused
986) NOAH 
Location:
NITRO
The Joke or Riddle:
A man was born in 1977 today is his eighttenth birthday. how is that possible?

The Punchline:
thats not the year he was born thats the room number of where he was born. wink
985) Mahro 
Location:
uk
; FunWe
The Joke or Riddle:
a man was really sad and he was sitting on a bench and said 2 him self, ''what should i get for my wife? its are wedding anneversery she always gets me somthing big and special but i like evry time nuthing at all'' another man was sitting near him and said simplely give her a divorce she will love that!!

The Punchline:
confused
984) KiiMBERLY 
Location:
TAC`TOWN
; Media Center P
The Joke or Riddle:
WAT HAS`Z A HEAD..TAiiL BUH`T NO LEGS`Z??

The Punchline:
big grin A PENNY big grin
983) derrrrrr 
The Joke or Riddle:
knock,knock.. whose there? Dwain… Dwain who? Dwain the tub im dwoningggggg….

The Punchline:
confused smile eek! cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment wink frown smile
982) trevor 
Location:
lake tapps
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chicken cross the road?

The Punchline:
to get to the other side!! HAHAHAHA big grin
981) mila 
Location:
hell!!
;
The Joke or Riddle:
There's this fat man in a gym.

The Punchline:
That's the joke big grin
980) spencer 
Location:
portland,OR.
en) 8.02
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the dog move into the shade?

The Punchline:
because he didnt want to turn into a hot dog eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! cool cool cool cool cool cool smile smile smile smile wink wink wink lol so #@*%!ing funny
979) Dominic 
Location:
Victorville, CA
8.0.4) 2006
The Joke or Riddle:
what turns green, orange, then red if you stare at it long enough?

The Punchline:
A street light!
978) ariel 
CS 2000 6.0; NS Connect 6.0; Window
The Joke or Riddle:
what does a frog say when they like a girl

The Punchline:
ribbit roo confused
977) deedee 
Location:
up ya #@*%!
The Joke or Riddle:
if you are reading this right now you are dumb

The Punchline:
if you r reading this punchline you are even dumber cuz you read it after i called you slow in the joke wink cunfused ya didnt i


lmfao big grin
976) yanine 
The Joke or Riddle:


The Punchline:
975) mazza 
Location:
london
The Joke or Riddle:
a cowboy rode into town on friday 3 nights after he rode out of town on friday how is this possible?

The Punchline:
the horse's name is friday eek!
974) SALLY GONZALEZ 
Location:
#@*%!PTON
The Joke or Riddle:
WHEN PEOPLE GO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING SOME MEMBERS GET FROZE N DIE….SO HERE IS THE JOKE "WHY DO PEOPLE EAT PEOPE?''

The Punchline:
BECAUSE THERE CANIBALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek!
973) frances 
Location:
buffalo, n.y.
; 3.2.0;
The Joke or Riddle:
your mama was so scary that when she went to a scary fun house she came out wit a job application….

The Punchline:
cool eek! big grin
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