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The Joke or Riddle:
YO MOMMA IS SOOOO STUPID The Punchline: SHE TRIED TO CHOKE HERSELF WITH A CORDLESS PHONE LOL LMFAO!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Yo Momma is So fat. She jumped in the ocean. And the ocean jumped out. The Punchline: ![]() |
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yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket and when outside everybody yelled catch that twinkie The Punchline: ![]() ![]() |
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What was the last thing that General Washington said to his army before crossing the Delaware River ???? The Punchline: "GET IN THE BOAT, BOYS" :) |
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The Joke or Riddle:
why did the romans build straight roads? The Punchline: so no one gets the corner shops |
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THERE WAS A LADY WHO WAS HUNGRY AT A COURT AND THEN THE JUDGE SAID ORDER ORDER! AND THE LADY SAID A HAMBUGER AND SOME FRENCH FRIES PLEASE The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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A man was born in 1977 today is his eighttenth birthday. how is that possible? The Punchline: that's not the year he was born that's the room number of where he was born. ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
a man was really sad and he was sitting on a bench and said 2 him self, ''what should i get for my wife? its are wedding anneversery she always gets me somthing big and special but i like evry time nuthing at all'' another man was sitting near him and said simplely give her a divorce she will love that!! The Punchline: ![]() |
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WAT HAS`Z A HEAD..TAiiL BUH`T NO LEGS`Z?? The Punchline: ![]() ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
knock,knock.. whose there? Dwain Dwain who? Dwain the tub im dwoningggggg . The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chicken cross the road? The Punchline: to get to the other side!! HAHAHAHA ![]() |
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There's this fat man in a gym. The Punchline: That's the joke ![]() |
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why did the dog move into the shade? The Punchline: because he didnt want to turn into a hot dog ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
what turns green, orange, then red if you stare at it long enough? The Punchline: A street light! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
what does a frog say when they like a girl The Punchline: ribbit roo ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
if you are reading this right now you are dumb The Punchline: if you r reading this punchline you are even dumber cuz you read it after i called you slow in the joke ![]() lmfao ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
a cowboy rode into town on friday 3 nights after he rode out of town on friday how is this possible? The Punchline: the horse's name is friday ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
WHEN PEOPLE GO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING SOME MEMBERS GET FROZE N DIE .SO HERE IS THE JOKE "WHY DO PEOPLE EAT PEOPE?'' The Punchline: BECAUSE THERE CANIBALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
your mama was so scary that when she went to a scary fun house she came out wit a job application . The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() |