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Name Your Joke
1012) brittany barrera 
Location:
sacramento

The Joke or Riddle:
There is a cat who think's she's fat. she dresses in a hat. What should she do. they know it aint true. Now what should i do.

The Punchline:
frown
1011) anonymous 

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

The Punchline:
To get to the other SLIDE! razz (stick out tongue)
1010) Manuel Lopez 
Location:
San Fernando, CA
    3.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a Sinedine Sidane Soccer Game?

The Punchline:
A head bunt! big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
1009) josie 
Location:
us
  ;  )

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the maniac burn his jacket? answer: because he wanted a blazer.

The Punchline:
big grin
1008) lauren 
Location:
uk

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get if you cross a piano and a fish

The Punchline:
smile frown wink tuna fish smile frown wink
1007) m#@*%! 

The Joke or Riddle:
easy way to count to 100 12 skip a few 99 100

The Punchline:
big grin smile wink eek!
1006) claire 
Location:
-
   ;  ; F

The Joke or Riddle:
your mammas so fat that when see puts a yellow jaket on people call taxi!

The Punchline:
big grin big grin lol big grin big grin
1005) Monster 
Location:
San Tigeo
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 418.8 (KHTML,

The Joke or Riddle:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face?

The Punchline:
1004) jes 
  8.0.6) 2006

The Joke or Riddle:
like yo momma so fat that she got hit by a truck and yelled "who threw that pebble"

The Punchline:
confused
1003) Lucy 
Location:
Denmark

The Joke or Riddle:
There is a red house, a blue house, a black house, and a green house. The red house is made of red bricks, the blue house is made of blue bricks, and the black house is made of black bricks. What is the green house made of?

The Punchline:
Glass! big grin
1002) Ge#@*%!e Dixon 
Location:
Arizona

The Joke or Riddle:
A man was walking his chihuahua on swanky Park Avenue at lunch time and decided to go into an upscale restaurant for a bite to eat. Unfortunately a sign declared that no pets were allowed. Ever the resourceful one, the man donned a pair of sungl#@*%!es and entered the establishment. The head waiter quickly told him that no pets were permitted. \"See here, my good man,\" the dog owner declared, \"I'm blind and this is my seeing eye dog. Surely you can make an exception.\" The waiter was dubious. \"You're telling me you've got a chihuahua for a seeing eye dog?\" he demanded.

The Punchline:
"Say what?" the man cried, "They gave me a chihuahua???"
1001) william 
Location:
boston

The Joke or Riddle:
there was once a sardar ji who was watchin star tv n when daadd got over,they said ur watchin star news,the sardar ji gets up n look around.why? because he thought how do they get to kno that i am watchin star news!!!!!!

The Punchline:
frown wink smile razz (stick out tongue) roll eyes (sarcastic) razz (stick out tongue) big grin big grin big grin big grin
1000) Jamie 
Location:
USA
   ; Cox

The Joke or Riddle:
Question: Why did all the students eat their homework???

The Punchline:
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!!!
999) Alexis 
Location:
MA

The Joke or Riddle:
sam:mom do you want to hear a long joke mom: sure sam:joooooookkkkkkkeeee

The Punchline:
smile smile wink
998) #@*%!rhirhi#@*%! 
Location:
Swindon

The Joke or Riddle:
If my dog had a face as ugly as yo mommas id shave his back side and make him walk backwards!!!

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) lol razz (stick out tongue)
997) April Dent 
Location:
New Zealand

The Joke or Riddle:
1.What is blue fluff? 2. What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool?

The Punchline:
1. Pink fluff holding it's breath.

2. It had mittens.
996) Rebecca 
Location:
musslburgh
   ; 1.0.3

The Joke or Riddle:
y did the skeleton not cross the road? he did not have any gutz to

The Punchline:
smile big grin
995) PAUL 

The Joke or Riddle:
what are the two letters in the alphabet that are jealous??

The Punchline:

Catt Friday, May 4, 2007 12:26
u didnt tell us the answer
994) Courtney 

The Joke or Riddle:
There were 3 girls, one was brunette, one was a redhead, and the last one was a blonde. Well, they had been captured for a crime, and were about to be killed by being shot. They brought out the brunette, and aimed. As they shouted, "Ready….aim….," the brunette shouts, "Tornado!" The executioners duck and look for it, while the brunette escapes. The redhead is brought out next, catching on to the game. Again the executioners shout, "Ready…..aim…..," and the redhead hollers, "Earthquake!" She escapes when they duck under a table. When they finally realize the ground isn't shaking, the executioners get up, and have the blonde brought out. She also got an idea, so when the executioners shout, "Ready….aim…," and the blonde shouts…..

The Punchline:
….."FIRE!!"
993) Luis Gutierrez 
Location:
national city
  7.5) Ge

The Joke or Riddle:
Do you know when it is time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty

The Punchline:
guess what time it is????
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