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There is a cat who think's she's fat. she dresses in a hat. What should she do. they know it aint true. Now what should i do. The Punchline: 
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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Punchline: To get to the other SLIDE! 
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What do you call a Sinedine Sidane Soccer Game? The Punchline: A head bunt! 
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why did the maniac burn his jacket? answer: because he wanted a blazer. The Punchline:
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what do you get if you cross a piano and a fish The Punchline:   tuna fish
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easy way to count to 100 12 skip a few 99 100 The Punchline: 
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your mammas so fat that when see puts a yellow jaket on people call taxi! The Punchline: lol
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? The Punchline: |
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like yo momma so fat that she got hit by a truck and yelled "who threw that pebble" The Punchline: 
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There is a red house, a blue house, a black house, and a green house. The red house is made of red bricks, the blue house is made of blue bricks, and the black house is made of black bricks. What is the green house made of? The Punchline: Glass!
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A man was walking his chihuahua on swanky Park Avenue at lunch time and decided to go into an upscale restaurant for a bite to eat. Unfortunately a sign declared that no pets were allowed. Ever the resourceful one, the man donned a pair of sungl#@*%!es and entered the establishment. The head waiter quickly told him that no pets were permitted. \"See here, my good man,\" the dog owner declared, \"I'm blind and this is my seeing eye dog. Surely you can make an exception.\" The waiter was dubious. \"You're telling me you've got a chihuahua for a seeing eye dog?\" he demanded. The Punchline: "Say what?" the man cried, "They gave me a chihuahua???" |
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there was once a sardar ji who was watchin star tv n when daadd got over,they said ur watchin star news,the sardar ji gets up n look around.why? because he thought how do they get to kno that i am watchin star news!!!!!! The Punchline: 
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Question: Why did all the students eat their homework??? The Punchline: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!!! |
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sam:mom do you want to hear a long joke mom: sure sam:joooooookkkkkkkeeee The Punchline:
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If my dog had a face as ugly as yo mommas id shave his back side and make him walk backwards!!! The Punchline: lol
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1.What is blue fluff? 2. What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? The Punchline: 1. Pink fluff holding it's breath. 2. It had mittens. |
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y did the skeleton not cross the road? he did not have any gutz to The Punchline:
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what are the two letters in the alphabet that are jealous?? The Punchline:
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There were 3 girls, one was brunette, one was a redhead, and the last one was a blonde. Well, they had been captured for a crime, and were about to be killed by being shot. They brought out the brunette, and aimed. As they shouted, "Ready….aim….," the brunette shouts, "Tornado!" The executioners duck and look for it, while the brunette escapes. The redhead is brought out next, catching on to the game. Again the executioners shout, "Ready…..aim…..," and the redhead hollers, "Earthquake!" She escapes when they duck under a table. When they finally realize the ground isn't shaking, the executioners get up, and have the blonde brought out. She also got an idea, so when the executioners shout, "Ready….aim…," and the blonde shouts….. The Punchline: ….."FIRE!!" |
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Do you know when it is time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty The Punchline: guess what time it is???? |
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