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yo mamas so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car! The Punchline: |
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There were two guys, one named Owen, and the other is named Luther. Owen and Luther loved to play baseball. Owen played 2nd base and Luther played pitcher. They played baseball thier whole life until they were in thier "older days." They agreed that the first one who died would come back and tell the other one if there is baseball in heaven. A few years later, Owen died. Luther waited and waited but Owen never came back. The Punchline: One night Owen came down into Luther's house and said, "There is good and bad news. The good news is there is baseball in heaven, the bad news is that you pitch tomorrow." |
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what did the pink panther say to the ant when it got ran over by a truck The Punchline: dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dean ant |
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If A girl with two legs works at #@*%! where does a girl with one leg work at? The Punchline: I hop
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Whats the difference between Bird flu and celtic? The Punchline: Bird flu actually made it into europe! 
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A blonde college girl, thinking to earn some extra money for clothes, went to an upscale neighborhood and knocked on the door of the first house she came to. She told the man who came to the door that she was looking for work and he asked her if she could use a paint brush. She said she could and he asked her how much she would charge to paint his porch, which wrapped all the way around the house. She told him fifty dollars and he said "Okay" and told her where the paint materials were. About two hours later, she came to the front door and said she was finished and he paid her. The Punchline: "Thank you," she said, and added, "That isn't a porch back there, sir, it's a Lexus." |
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man goes up to heaven…..God says"fool,how does he think he's gonna get down without a ladder!" The Punchline: |
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What did one snowman say to the other? The Punchline: Can you smell carrots? |
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Why was the blonde girl found on the roof of the pub? The Punchline: Because she was told drinks were on the house!
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Did you hear about the woman with no womb?????????????????????????????? The Punchline: She had to have her baby in the wobby….….…... Bad i know. 
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what do you call a deer with no eyes The Punchline: no idea 
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why did the chicken cross the road? The Punchline: to proove to the opposition that it could be done!        
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yo mamma is so supiud that she always tells people that she's a dumb blond and she's proud of it!!! The Punchline:
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why where the middle ages so dark? The Punchline: because of all the nights |
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how do you kill a blonde The Punchline: put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool |
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what does a cat and fart have in common? The Punchline: animal crackers |
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wot did steve irwin say to the stingray The Punchline: you will always have a place in my heart
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who came 1st the chicken or the egg The Punchline: |
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What has a head like a cat, a tail like a cat and feet like a cat but is not a cat? The Punchline: a kitten.. a kitten dosn't become a cat until the age of 1 or 2 years |
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why are trees so close together in harlem? public transportation why do #@*%!s wear high heels? so they wont drag their knuckles what do you say if you see your tv floating away at night? drop it #@*%! there was this truck driver who every time he saw a #@*%! he'd run em' over. well one day he saw this priest hitch hiking and decided to pick him up they were driving along came up on their exit ramp just when the turcker was about to get off he saw a #@*%! walking along the road and instinctivly swerves to hit him but just as he does he remembers about the priest so he swerves away and then all the sudden there was a loud t#@*%! the man says f#@*%!ive me father. and the priest says to the trucker it is okay i got the damn #@*%! with the door The Punchline: |
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