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haha not funny but the chicken crossed the road to just get to the other side The Punchline: ![]() |
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where did the man with one leg work? The Punchline: he worked at a good pancake place that's called i hop ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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how did the monkey reach the yellow moon! well he got confused about a bannana and the moon. The Punchline: ![]() ![]() |
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Why do real G's move in silence like lasagna? Because the G in lasagna is silent. The Punchline: Hey baby |
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Iam an object walking on a blank man road but the more i walk i get reduce what are mine? The Punchline: Chalk |
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Life is full of uncertainties The Punchline: Or could I be wrong? Good luck with the rest of your life. |
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Joe mama so fat they said it is was going to be chili so she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon. The Punchline: i really don't know it's just funny. |
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Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house she came out with an application. The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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what dog keeps the best time? The Punchline: a watchdog ![]() |
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what would harry be if he was not a witch ? a potter The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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a man walks into an insane asylum and asks "why are you all here?" The Punchline: a lady says "we are all here because we weren't all there' ![]() |
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Q:What is the tallest building in the world? A:The library because it has so many stories! The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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My mom went to England and met this guy he bowed his head andrew his cane. In this riddle I said his name. The Punchline: ANDREW! ![]() ![]() |
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yo mama is so stupid that she put paper on the tv 2 watch paperview The Punchline: ![]() |
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Q:What's the only two things you can't get from Las Vegas? A:No secrets and your virginity The Punchline: you CAN'T GET ![]() |
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your mama is so ugly that she made the devil go to church!!!!!!!!!!:) The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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have a nice day The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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If you are walking on a pavement and you see 5 euro/dollars and 10 euro/dollars which one do you take The Punchline: ![]() ![]() |
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Q:WHY DID THE DOG HAVE TO GO TO COURT A(BACKWARDS):TEKCIT GNIKRAB A TOG TI The Punchline: IT GOT A BARKING TICKET |
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? The Punchline: ![]() |