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Name Your Joke
1052) e hash  
   ; 1.0.3705; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the cannable do after he dumped his girlfriend?

The Punchline:
he wiped his backside cool cool cool embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment big grin
1051) mike garofolo  
Location:
tampa fl

The Joke or Riddle:
your mama is just like a big mac

The Punchline:
full of fat and only worth a buck big grin
1050) T3H J0K3R 
   ; 322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
Yo momma so fat

The Punchline:
That when she went to the beach, The whales sung: "We are family!"
1049) 321 
Location:
usa

The Joke or Riddle:
why did cinderalla get kicked off the soccer team

The Punchline:
because she wouldn't stay with the ball
1048) Andrew 
Location:
Malta
  7.2) 20040804

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a plane about to crash, in it there were: Britney Spears, President of America, A boy and the Pope. Britney says: I'm too popular to die! So she gets a parachoot bag and jumps off. President says: I'm too important to die! So he jumps off too. And there was only one parachoot bag left. Pope says: Little child, I've had my days, you can have the last parachoot. Boy: No! We can both live, we have two parachoots! The President only took my school-bag by mistake!

The Punchline:
…and so the President of America fell into a bush, and from that day on he was known as, President George BUSH. razz (stick out tongue)
1047) owen butler  
Location:
icweaner

The Joke or Riddle:
when is it unlucky to see a black cat

The Punchline:
when you are a mouse
1046) MAD  
Location:
Los Angeles, CA.
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 412.7  412.5

The Joke or Riddle:
Your Mama is so old and ugly

The Punchline:
That the reason dinosours went extinc was because she came out of her cave!!!! razz (stick out tongue)
1045) Chris Lemons  
Location:
Galveston,TX

The Joke or Riddle:
There are to muffins sitting in the oven one muffin said god its hot in here and the other mffin said

The Punchline:
HOLY CRAP YOU CAN TALK!!! big grin
1044) Edward C.J. 
Location:
Canada

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken had a day off.

The Punchline:
big grin Ha Ha Ha! Very Funny!!!
1043) Vincent  

The Joke or Riddle:
feed me and i'll grow give me a drink and i'll die what am I?

The Punchline:
a fire
1042) Gil Leon 
Location:
FL

The Joke or Riddle:
whats the differece between a pile of dead babies and a lamborghini?

The Punchline:
i dont have a lamborghini in my garage
1041) andy M 

The Joke or Riddle:
What did the deaf dumb blind girl get for christmas ?

The Punchline:
Cancer eek!
1040) Jailani 
Location:
-

The Joke or Riddle:
Why do sparrows fly into the library?

The Punchline:
To find BookWorms! big grin
1039) Leigh Ann Webb 
Location:
Knoxville, TN

The Joke or Riddle:
What makes a tissue dance?

The Punchline:
Put a little boogie in it!!
1038) brad 

The Joke or Riddle:
your mom is so fat

The Punchline:
that when she steps on a scale its says to be continued

McKenzie Wednesday, November 15, 2006 17:40
this is one everybody knows! roll eyes (sarcastic)
1037) cortney 
Location:
bradenton,FL

The Joke or Riddle:
if a blonde,a smart blonde,and santa clause jump off a bridge at the same, who hits the water first??

The Punchline:
the blonde because santa claus and a smart blonde are imaginary!
1036) brian 
   ; 2.0.5

The Joke or Riddle:
how tall is bigfoot?

The Punchline:
seee how tall ur mom is~ ahaha smile
1035) DC 
Location:
!#&^@%#$*^*#$%!$&*$*(%^$*!%

The Joke or Riddle:
Why does Michael Jackson looove wal-mart?

The Punchline:
Cause little boys pants are always half off. smile wink frown big grin embarrassment razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool eek! smile confused wink frown smile embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool eek! smile confused
1034) lewis 

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call a red and silly mouse

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) a house

jesus freak Wednesday, February 18, 2009 00:32
i don't get it . . ..
1033) Herbert Anderson 
Location:
Canada
   ; 2.0.5

The Joke or Riddle:
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

The Punchline:
By definition if it is a 'man' walking down the road in the first instance, you can call him a man at that point and thereafter. A great shut-down to the oft-cited one-liner!
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