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Name Your Joke
1092) zac 
Location:
not telling
322; 2.0.50727; .1; 3.0.04506.30)
The Joke or Riddle:
pick a number inbwatween 1-10…. plus it by 10 plus it by 20 minus it by 5 minus it by the number you picked from 1 and ten the number you know have is 25 i'm whrite :)

The Punchline:
frown wink razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool big grin smile
1091) peter  
Location:
Florida
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas breath smells so bad wen she put mints in her mouth the mints wanted a restraning order

The Punchline:
lol wink lol wink lol wink
1090) casey 
Location:
pennsylvania
The Joke or Riddle:
your so fat when u sat on the toiletit started to sing A-B-C-D-E-F-G-get this fat kid off of me.

The Punchline:
big grin confused eek! cool
1089) silly billy  
; 322; 2.0.50727)
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the clown say when he was eating the soup?

The Punchline:
Does this taste funny to you big grin


LAWL LAWL LAWL
1088) alli 
;
The Joke or Riddle:
what word starts with f; has u in the middle and ck at the end?

The Punchline:
firetruck
1087) Jenna Mallette  
Location:
Iroquois Ontario
The Joke or Riddle:
Your so fat when u check the scale it says one at a time please

The Punchline:
wink roll eyes (sarcastic) smile razz (stick out tongue)
1086) Olivia is tizzight!  
Location:
Louisville, KY
The Joke or Riddle:
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madem. Madem who?

The Punchline:
Madem finger's stuck in the door so open up! big grin
1085) hash  
Location:
417
322; .1; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30)
The Joke or Riddle:
cowboys in the desert for a week w/o food and little water. he stumbles into a town and goes to the saloon and gets a free glass of water. he noticed another man just setting there with a bowl of chili. he finally got the courage to ask him for it and the other cowboy said ok. he really started to scarf it down and he got 3/4 of the way down and saw a dead mouse and puked it all back into the bowl.

The Punchline:
the other cowboy said ya thats what i did too. smile embarrassment
colecy Saturday, March 10, 2007 13:39
the other cowboy puked it up and the new one just ate his puke….….….….….…. smileyuck!!!
1084) heya  
; 322; 2.0.50727)
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the cow say when the duck was confuzzled?!

The Punchline:
He "shoed" wink make sure not to fall on his face.
1083) Benjamin Hershey  
Location:
Manheim, PA, USA
The Joke or Riddle:
If Con is the opposite of Pro, what is the opposite of progress?

The Punchline:
Congress
1082) mokilimo 
Location:
oljakonoa
1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0)
The Joke or Riddle:
your mamma so fat she fell down grand canyon and got stuck

The Punchline:
wink big grin embarrassment smile #@*%! confused eek! cool smile smile
1081) diva 
Location:
toronto
3.2.0)
The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the tomatoe blush?

The Punchline:
It saw the salad dressing!
1080) CHRIS BIGGS  
Location:
CHELSEA,MI
; (R1 1.5);
The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT DO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS SAY IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM?

The Punchline:
"HAIL" TO THE VICTORS smile
1079) lawl  
; 322; 2.0.50727)
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the whale say to the shoe?

The Punchline:
I'm not "used" wink tou your way.
1078) Annie 
Location:
California
1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0)
The Joke or Riddle:
Knock knock?! Who's there? Dorris Dorris who?

The Punchline:
wink big grin embarrassment Dorris closed so I have to go through the window!
1077) kiala  
Location:
dallas
The Joke or Riddle:
what do u call a parent who u can see through?

The Punchline:
transparent!!!!!!!!!!!
1076) ching chong chowey jow! 
Location:
china
The Joke or Riddle:
did you hear there was a fight at the chip shop last night!!??!?

The Punchline:
i heard …... TWO FISH GOT BATTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahey!!!!
1075) woah jeadon  
Location:
china
The Joke or Riddle:
how do you make a band stand?

The Punchline:
take away thier chairs wink
1074) drew  
Location:
missoula, mt
The Joke or Riddle:
when is the best chance for a brunette to get laid?

The Punchline:
When all the blondes leave
1073) jamison cook  
Location:
minnesota
Intel Mac OS X; en) 418.9 419.3
The Joke or Riddle:
What do you do if you get eatin' by a whale?

The Punchline:
You run around in circles intell you get pooped out smile
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