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pick a number inbwatween 1-10…. plus it by 10 plus it by 20 minus it by 5 minus it by the number you picked from 1 and ten the number you know have is 25 i'm whrite :) The Punchline:        
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yo mamas breath smells so bad wen she put mints in her mouth the mints wanted a restraning order The Punchline: lol lol lol
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your so fat when u sat on the toiletit started to sing A-B-C-D-E-F-G-get this fat kid off of me. The Punchline:  
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What did the clown say when he was eating the soup? The Punchline: Does this taste funny to you LAWL LAWL LAWL |
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what word starts with f; has u in the middle and ck at the end? The Punchline: firetruck |
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Your so fat when u check the scale it says one at a time please The Punchline:
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madem. Madem who? The Punchline: Madem finger's stuck in the door so open up!
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cowboys in the desert for a week w/o food and little water. he stumbles into a town and goes to the saloon and gets a free glass of water. he noticed another man just setting there with a bowl of chili. he finally got the courage to ask him for it and the other cowboy said ok. he really started to scarf it down and he got 3/4 of the way down and saw a dead mouse and puked it all back into the bowl. The Punchline: the other cowboy said ya thats what i did too. 
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What did the cow say when the duck was confuzzled?! The Punchline: He "shoed" make sure not to fall on his face.
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If Con is the opposite of Pro, what is the opposite of progress? The Punchline: Congress |
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your mamma so fat she fell down grand canyon and got stuck The Punchline:
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Why did the tomatoe blush? The Punchline: It saw the salad dressing! |
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WHAT DO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS SAY IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM? The Punchline: "HAIL" TO THE VICTORS
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What did the whale say to the shoe? The Punchline: I'm not "used" tou your way.
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Knock knock?! Who's there? Dorris Dorris who? The Punchline: Dorris closed so I have to go through the window!
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what do u call a parent who u can see through? The Punchline: transparent!!!!!!!!!!! |
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did you hear there was a fight at the chip shop last night!!??!? The Punchline: i heard …... TWO FISH GOT BATTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahey!!!! |
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how do you make a band stand? The Punchline: take away thier chairs
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when is the best chance for a brunette to get laid? The Punchline: When all the blondes leave |
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What do you do if you get eatin' by a whale? The Punchline: You run around in circles intell you get pooped out
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