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Things were rough when I was born ! The Punchline: No talcum powder !!! 
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a man is hanging by a rope which is attached to a tree! there is no ladder or wall and he could not climb the tree! but there is a puddle underneath him! how did he get there?? The Punchline:  he stood on a block of ice which melted!
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how many elves does it take to build all the toys? i dont dont no… but it only takes one to build a new santa!!! The Punchline:         
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? The Punchline: It doesnt matter feminists arnt going to change anything |
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What does one lesibean Vampire say to another lesibean Vampire… The Punchline: See you next month |
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i'd tell you the one about the shark infested custard but…. The Punchline: you'd never swallow it!
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why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off the roof? The Punchline: She was wearing mittens
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One day a in a bar theres a rich man and in walks a homeless man. The homeless man kept asking for money but no one wood give him any. So when he asked the rich man the man said…if you can sing a song with my daughters name in it i will give you $100. So the homeless man said what is your daughters name…the man said craziana…so the homeless man thought… The Punchline: The homeless man walked out of the bar with $100…the song he sung was happy birthday..hahahahahaha
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A man rides in to town on Friday. He stays 3 days then Leaves oin Friday!!!!!!! How can this be?????? The Punchline: His horse is called Friday !!!!!!!!!!!!
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What did the chicken say to the farmer The Punchline: cheap cheap cheap |
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when does a washing machine laugh? The Punchline: when it's taking the piss out of you'r knickers |
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where does a cow go on friday nights? The Punchline: to the moooovies
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A man walks into a bar and the bartender pulls him over and says nice shoes where did you get them. The man replies i got them from Hugo Boss. Another man walks in with a nice pair of trousers and again the bartender asked where he got these from. Again the same answer was given because the man got the trousersfrom Hugo Boss. Athird man wals in and the bartender notices his nice shirt and tie and again the bartender pulls him over and he asked him if he got the clothes from Hugo Boss. The man replied yes. The bartender was going to shut the bar early to get to this place when suddenly The Punchline: A man walks into the bar wearing nothing but his boxers . The bartender says who the f***k are you and the man replies Iam Hugo Boss
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yo mama so fat when she wore a tshirt with a x on it The Punchline: the helicopter thot it was a landing point
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why did the tomato blush ? The Punchline: cos it saw the salad dressing |
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your momma so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone!!! The Punchline:
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knock knock whos ther cows go cows go who The Punchline: no silly cows go moo :
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Why did the cow cross the road? The Punchline: To Get to the udder Side
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what's red and green and go's 200 miles per hour? The Punchline: a frog in an blender
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if u have 4 people & 3 potatoes & everyone must get an equal share,what will u do? The Punchline: Mash them!!
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