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Name Your Joke
1132) Tommy Gee  
Location:
Machesney Park,IL
    1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
Things were rough when I was born !

The Punchline:
No talcum powder !!! eek!
1131) lucy smeaton 
Location:
donny
   ;  322; Seekmo 10.0.341.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
a man is hanging by a rope which is attached to a tree! there is no ladder or wall and he could not climb the tree! but there is a puddle underneath him! how did he get there??

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) he stood on a block of ice which melted!
1130) Jordan  
Location:
northern ireland
   {28AF5DE3-1B7E-4833-B3CF-D25E9E5326A4};

The Joke or Riddle:
how many elves does it take to build all the toys? i dont dont no… but it only takes one to build a new santa!!!

The Punchline:
smile embarrassment cool eek! confused roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin frown wink razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! smile embarrassment cool eek! frown big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) confused wink razz (stick out tongue)
1129) Nick  
Location:
Sydney
   ; .1;

The Joke or Riddle:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Punchline:
It doesnt matter feminists arnt going to change anything
1128) Matthew  
   ; Upson County Schools; .1; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; Upson County Schools)

The Joke or Riddle:
What does one lesibean Vampire say to another lesibean Vampire…

The Punchline:
See you next month
1127) rosie  
Location:
england

The Joke or Riddle:
i'd tell you the one about the shark infested custard but….

The Punchline:
you'd never swallow it! smile
1126) Owen  
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 312.8.1  312.6

The Joke or Riddle:
why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off the roof?

The Punchline:
She was wearing mittens razz (stick out tongue)
1125) Chanel Grey 
  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
One day a in a bar theres a rich man and in walks a homeless man. The homeless man kept asking for money but no one wood give him any. So when he asked the rich man the man said…if you can sing a song with my daughters name in it i will give you $100. So the homeless man said what is your daughters name…the man said craziana…so the homeless man thought…

The Punchline:
The homeless man walked out of the bar with $100…the song he sung was happy birthday..hahahahahaha wink
1124) Amber 
Location:
england
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 418  417.9.2

The Joke or Riddle:
A man rides in to town on Friday. He stays 3 days then Leaves oin Friday!!!!!!! How can this be??????

The Punchline:
wink wink His horse is called Friday !!!!!!!!!!!! big grin razz (stick out tongue) roll eyes (sarcastic)
1123) Maria Ruska  
Location:
FL
   mediacenter; STB; 560x384; MSNTV 5.1; THMDR)

The Joke or Riddle:
What did the chicken say to the farmer

The Punchline:
cheap cheap cheap
1122) gemma  
   ; HFG; .1; 322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30)

The Joke or Riddle:
when does a washing machine laugh?

The Punchline:
when it's taking the piss out of you'r knickers
1121) MJ  
Location:
Bpt @ll Day
    ;

The Joke or Riddle:
where does a cow go on friday nights?

The Punchline:
big grin to the moooovies smile
1120) rennisk01  
Location:
England
  ; .1;

The Joke or Riddle:
A man walks into a bar and the bartender pulls him over and says nice shoes where did you get them. The man replies i got them from Hugo Boss. Another man walks in with a nice pair of trousers and again the bartender asked where he got these from. Again the same answer was given because the man got the trousersfrom Hugo Boss. Athird man wals in and the bartender notices his nice shirt and tie and again the bartender pulls him over and he asked him if he got the clothes from Hugo Boss. The man replied yes. The bartender was going to shut the bar early to get to this place when suddenly

The Punchline:
A man walks into the bar wearing nothing but his boxers . The bartender says who the f***k are you and the man replies

Iam Hugo Boss

maryanne07 Monday, June 9, 2008 07:13
this is a great joke u sexy beast
1119) kainenable 
Location:
waco tx
   (R1 1.5);

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama so fat when she wore a tshirt with a x on it

The Punchline:
the helicopter thot it was a landing point roll eyes (sarcastic) cool embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) frown smile eek! confused confused confused confused confused confused cool embarrassment big grin
1118) chanel  
Location:
new zealand
 PPC Mac OS X; en) 312.8  312.6

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the tomato blush ?

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) embarrassment

cos it saw the salad dressing
1117) aron 
Location:
england
   .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
your momma so stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone!!!

The Punchline:
smile smile smile smile big grin big grin big grin big grin cool cool cool

MARY Wednesday, July 11, 2007 21:34
yo mama is so fat she brought the spoon to the superbowl

lol smile
1116) aron 
Location:
england
   .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock whos ther cows go cows go who

The Punchline:
no silly cows go moo big grin : razz (stick out tongue)
1115) Kristine  
Location:
Canada

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the cow cross the road?

The Punchline:
To Get to the udder Side roll eyes (sarcastic)
1114) someone 
Location:
i dont know
    1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0; 2.0.50727; yplus 5.1.04b)

The Joke or Riddle:
what's red and green and go's 200 miles per hour?

The Punchline:
a frog in an blender smile smile smile smile
1113) Hermione  

The Joke or Riddle:
if u have 4 people & 3 potatoes & everyone must get an equal share,what will u do?

The Punchline:
Mash them!! big grin
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