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Whats the difference between chopped ham and pea soup? The Punchline: Everyone can chop beef but nobody can pee soup. 
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jack and jill went up the hill , they both had a buck and a quarter The Punchline: Jillcame down with two fifty |
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There once was two sons and two fathers who went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. They only brought home three fish. How is this? The Punchline: There was a grandfather, a father and a son |
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Did you know Hellen Keller had 43 cats? The Punchline: Nether did she. |
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Two blondes walked into a building. The Punchline: You think one of them would have seen it.!!!LOL!!! 
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why did the girl throw the butter out the window? The Punchline: She wanted to see the butter fly!     
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whats black white and red all over The Punchline: A constipated Zebra   :-$
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what do you call a pig that knows karate??? The Punchline: pork chop!!!!
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Whats black and white And red all over The Punchline: newspaper
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why did the chicken cross the road? The Punchline: CAUSE IT WAS STUCK TO THE BUBBLEGUMZ FOOT LOLOLOL!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty but what happened to you..? The Punchline: haaHahahAHahahahA
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YA MUMS SO FAT SHE BROKE A BRACH OF THE FAMILY TREE The Punchline:
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The last time you saw 90310 was on the bathroom scale The Punchline:
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Why did the one armed man cross the road? The Punchline: to get to the `secondhand`shop |
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a man was bored so he bought a centipede,later that day he was still bored so he asked his centiped if he wanted to go to the pub…there was no reply so he asked again…but there was no reply,so he asked again and a little voice said… The Punchline: …i heard you the first time i`m putting my friggin shoes on  
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did you hear about the new helen keller doll? The Punchline: wind it up and it walks into walls!!!
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what did the glove say to the baseball? The Punchline: CATCH YAH LATER
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one snowman said to the other can you smell carrot? The Punchline:
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What food are you going to marry? The Punchline: Machramony and Cheese!!
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why did the boy fall off the swings? The Punchline: because he had no arms |
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