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Name Your Joke
1152) Bobby-o  
Location:
San Antonio

The Joke or Riddle:
Whats the difference between chopped ham and pea soup?

The Punchline:
Everyone can chop beef but nobody can pee soup. smile
1151) Marty  
   ; 1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
jack and jill went up the hill , they both had a buck and a quarter

The Punchline:
Jillcame down with two fifty
1150) zuzu 
Location:
United States of America
   SU 3.005; 1.0.3705)

The Joke or Riddle:
There once was two sons and two fathers who went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. They only brought home three fish. How is this?

The Punchline:
There was a grandfather, a father and a son
1149) CaCaCaCorey  
Location:
Florida
   ; 322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
Did you know Hellen Keller had 43 cats?

The Punchline:
Nether did she.
1148) Jessica Sain 
Location:
Colorado
   322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30)

The Joke or Riddle:
Two blondes walked into a building.

The Punchline:
You think one of them would have seen it.!!!LOL!!! big grin
1147) khristen 
Location:
svcbszfgbdgbgb
   Q312461; NovaPacs Viewer 6.5.223.3; 322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

The Punchline:
She wanted to see the butter fly! roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin frown wink razz (stick out tongue) #@*%!
1146) reese 
Location:
your mom
   Q312461; NovaPacs Viewer 6.5.223.3; 322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
whats black white and red all over

The Punchline:
A constipated Zebra cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool cool eek! eek! eek! :-$
1145) Ghetto Lucci  
Location:
San Diego, CA

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call a pig that knows karate???

The Punchline:
pork chop!!!! big grin
1144) Robanybody  
Location:
UK
    {6657D60C-572F-11DC-B01B-00030D65A445};  2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
Whats black and white And red all over

The Punchline:
newspaper big grin
1143) lizzie is hot 
Location:
ya mum

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chicken cross the road?

The Punchline:
CAUSE IT WAS STUCK TO THE BUBBLEGUMZ FOOT LOLOLOL! big grin eek!
1142) myra 
   322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty but what happened to you..?

The Punchline:
haaHahahAHahahahA

Patti Thursday, November 8, 2007 13:18
i love it it is funny and my friends got mad at me for saying it!!!!!! big grin
1141) JESSICA  
Location:
OLD

The Joke or Riddle:
YA MUMS SO FAT SHE BROKE A BRACH OF THE FAMILY TREE

The Punchline:
frown wink roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic)
1140) Kaitlyn  
Location:
tx

The Joke or Riddle:
The last time you saw 90310 was on the bathroom scale

The Punchline:
cool
1139) jake 
Location:
england
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506; .2)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the one armed man cross the road?

The Punchline:
to get to the `secondhand`shop
1138) billyjoel 
Location:
england
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506; .2)

The Joke or Riddle:
a man was bored so he bought a centipede,later that day he was still bored so he asked his centiped if he wanted to go to the pub…there was no reply so he asked again…but there was no reply,so he asked again and a little voice said…

The Punchline:
…i heard you the first time i`m putting my friggin shoes on

big grin smile cool razz (stick out tongue) wink frown embarrassment eek! confused #@*%!
1137) anonomys 

The Joke or Riddle:
did you hear about the new helen keller doll?

The Punchline:
wind it up and it walks into walls!!! big grin
1136) SUSPKT  
Location:
`Auckland
   ;  iP-CMPQ-2003; 322; HbTools 4.8.2)

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the glove say to the baseball?

The Punchline:
CATCH YAH LATER razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) big grin big grin
1135) claudia 
Location:
nailsea
   Sky Broadband; 0; 322; 2.0.50727; Sky Broadband; SpamBlockerUtility 4.8.4; Sky Broadband)

The Joke or Riddle:
one snowman said to the other can you smell carrot?

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
1134) Rome  
Location:
None of your business!!
   322; SpamBlockerUtility 4.8.6;   MSNmMSNcIA)

The Joke or Riddle:
What food are you going to marry?

The Punchline:
Machramony and Cheese!! razz (stick out tongue)
1133) boobhead  
   ; 322; 2.0.50727; .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the boy fall off the swings?

The Punchline:
because he had no arms
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