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what gets lost when you stand up The Punchline: your lap          
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A girl wz asked 2 make a sentence with three colours so she said; i wz in my room when d phone rang GREEN GREEN GREEN, so i PINK it up and say YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW. The Punchline: ma u enjoy am
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Three man were jumping of a diving board. Only two of them got their hair wet. The Punchline: The third man was bald!
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Name a key that cannot unlock doors, but bring you good luck? The Punchline: The word is "lucky"!!
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What is as big as a house but weighs nothing???? The Punchline: The house's shadow!!
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What has 3 heds 3 tails 6 legs and can't see? The Punchline: 3 blind mice
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What did the bra say to the hat? The Punchline: "You go on a head and I'll give these two a lift!"
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What has no beggining, middle, or end? The Punchline: A Doughnut
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u mite b a redneck if you think takin a bubble bath means eatin lots of beans b4 bathing!!! The Punchline: the beans make u fart:: farts make bubbles!!! |
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? The Punchline: To get to the bottom
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what plant can stand as the number four anywhere? The Punchline: ivy(IV is four in Roman numerals) |
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what do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? The Punchline: elephino ('ell if i know!) |
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What is green and flys? The Punchline: A Super Pickle!
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im the part of the bird thats not in the sky, i can swim in the ocean but yet remain dry. What am i? The Punchline: A SHADOW!!!!
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1. What School does an ice cream man go to? 2. What school does King Authur go to? The Punchline: 1. Sundae School 2. Knight School |
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What does the Queen do after she has burped? The Punchline: She issues a royal pardon!!! Boom-boom |
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What HAppens When You Give A Layer Viagra? The Punchline: HE GEtS TALLER
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What did the mexican fireman name his two sons? The Punchline: (Read out Loud to get it) Hose A and Hose B 
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what did sudams daughtert ask for xmas ? The Punchline: a bag dad lol bagdad
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which city has the most ashes? nashville The Punchline:
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