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Name Your Joke
1192) abdullahi 
Location:
washington
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
what gets lost when you stand up

The Punchline:
your lap smile cool cool smile smile big grin #@*%! confused eek! frown wink embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) cool
1191) nancy 
Location:
Naija
8.1.13) 20080311 2.0.0.13
The Joke or Riddle:
A girl wz asked 2 make a sentence with three colours so she said; i wz in my room when d phone rang GREEN GREEN GREEN, so i PINK it up and say YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW.

The Punchline:
wink ma u enjoy am
1190) JON  
Location:
LYMAN
8.1.13) 20080311 2.0.0.13
The Joke or Riddle:
Three man were jumping of a diving board. Only two of them got their hair wet.

The Punchline:
The third man was bald! eek!
1189) Angela  
Location:
Singapore
; 322; 3.0.04506.30; 2.0.50727)
The Joke or Riddle:
Name a key that cannot unlock doors, but bring you good luck?

The Punchline:
smile The word is "lucky"!!
1188) C 
Location:
12345
; 322; .1)
The Joke or Riddle:
What is as big as a house but weighs nothing????

The Punchline:
smile wink The house's shadow!! smile wink razz (stick out tongue)
dsf Friday, June 20, 2008 20:05
The shadow is not as big as the house.
1187) popcorn 
Location:
earth
1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 3.1; 2.0.50727; MSNbQ002; MSNmMSNcOTH)
The Joke or Riddle:
What has 3 heds 3 tails 6 legs and can't see?

The Punchline:
3 blind mice
The Fourth Blind Mouse Wednesday, April 30, 2008 13:03
I was under the impression that mice have 4 legs.
1186) Melzy  
Location:
Canada
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the bra say to the hat?

The Punchline:
"You go on a head and I'll give these two a lift!" big grin big grin
1185) Ani 
The Joke or Riddle:
What has no beggining, middle, or end?

The Punchline:
A Doughnut razz (stick out tongue) big grin
1184) chaleesa 
Location:
booneville
The Joke or Riddle:
u mite b a redneck if you think takin a bubble bath means eatin lots of beans b4 bathing!!!

The Punchline:
the beans make u fart:: farts make bubbles!!!
1183) maddie 
Location:
canberra AUS
2.0.50727; 322; 3.0.04506.30; 3.0.04506.648; 3.5.21022)
The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

The Punchline:
To get to the bottom smile
bla Tuesday, March 25, 2008 13:54
that joke sucks! roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%!
1182) B 
The Joke or Riddle:
what plant can stand as the number four anywhere?

The Punchline:
ivy(IV is four in Roman numerals)
1181) Bethany  
The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

The Punchline:
elephino ('ell if i know!)
1180) Cori  
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
What is green and flys?

The Punchline:
A Super Pickle!
Whatever Friday, October 17, 2008 10:00
lame confused
1179) holz 
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
im the part of the bird thats not in the sky, i can swim in the ocean but yet remain dry. What am i?

The Punchline:
A SHADOW!!!! big grin
1178) Steve  
Location:
Freehold, NJ
; 2.0.50727)
The Joke or Riddle:
1. What School does an ice cream man go to? 2. What school does King Authur go to?

The Punchline:
1. Sundae School

2. Knight School
1177) bb 
8.1.12) 20080201 2.0.0.12
The Joke or Riddle:
What does the Queen do after she has burped?

The Punchline:
She issues a royal pardon!!! Boom-boom
1176) PapaGeo  
Location:
USA
Embedded Web Browser from: http://bsalsa.com/; 1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0; 2.0.50727; .1; 3.0.04506.30)
The Joke or Riddle:
What HAppens When You Give A Layer Viagra?

The Punchline:
cool HE GEtS TALLER razz (stick out tongue) wink
1175) dkfjriturnviroe jviroghr 
Location:
here
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the mexican fireman name his two sons?

The Punchline:
(Read out Loud to get it)
Hose A and Hose B
smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! confused
1174) ryan 
Location:
halifax
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; .1; 3.0.04506.648)
The Joke or Riddle:
what did sudams daughtert ask for xmas ?

The Punchline:
a bag dad lol bagdad big grin big grin
1173) rachel 
Location:
Tennessee
Intel Mac OS X; ) 23.10.3 3.0.4 523.10
The Joke or Riddle:
which city has the most ashes? nashville

The Punchline:
cool big grin
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