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What dries as it gets wet? The Punchline: A Towel |
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what is black ,white and READ all over?? The Punchline: A NEWS PAPER DUHH!!   
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How do you get a blonde to laugh when she is 23? Tell her a joke when she is 3. The Punchline: She searches 22 years to find out what the joke meant. |
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why do all actors an d actreessses dont feel hot ? cause they hav many fans ….….…hahahahaa The Punchline:      
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Why did the gum cross the rode? The Punchline: Cuz it waz stuck to the chickens foot 
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whats a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet? The Punchline: RRRRRRRRRRR |
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a man gets home from work sits down and begins to read the newspaper,there was a knock on the door,the man answers the door and there was a snail ,he picked up the snail and threw it as far as he could. three years later the man is sitting in his living room reading the newspaper when there was a knock at the door,it was the same snail,he asks, The Punchline: "What the hell was that for?" |
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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To plot the brown!!! The Punchline: Ha! Ha! Ha!
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There is a room, with no door, just one open window. In the room, there is shattered glass, water and.. Jack and Kelly are dead on the floor. How did Jack and Kelly die? The Punchline: Jack and Kelly are both goldfish. They were in the bowl of water, got knocked over by the wind (hense the shattered glass and water) and died. |
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knock knock! whos there? eggburt! eggburt who? The Punchline: eggburt no bacon(lol)
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WHAT KIND OF KEY DOES NOT UNLOCK A DOOR The Punchline: A DONKEY
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what dissapears when you stand up?? The Punchline:  answer: your lap |
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there is a bungalow wid yellow chairs yellow floor and a yellow kitchen wat colour are the stairs ….…...???? The Punchline: they aint a colour because bugalows dont have stairs Lmao!
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What did the docter give to the chick when he wass i'll..?? The Punchline: tweetment, ,, Lol
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not a joke or a riddle its a saying , ,,JUST BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT !, ,,IF U WANT A RAINBOW THEN U R GONNA HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE RAIN LOL THANKS X The Punchline: Thank
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Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife lately? The Punchline: Neither has he.
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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney The Punchline: ur to yung to smoke |
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what did the famer say when he lost his tractor? The Punchline: wheres my tractor!! lol
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what has a bed bu tnever goes to sleep? The Punchline: river
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why did the dinosaur cross the road? The Punchline: because chickens were not created yet!!
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