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Name Your Joke
1232) Al  
Location:
Florida
The Joke or Riddle:
What dries as it gets wet?

The Punchline:
A Towel
1231) heather  
Location:
TN
The Joke or Riddle:
what is black ,white and READ all over??

The Punchline:
A NEWS PAPER DUHH!! smile wink eek!
1230) Mikayla  
Location:
Mesa,AZ
10.0.357.0)
The Joke or Riddle:
How do you get a blonde to laugh when she is 23? Tell her a joke when she is 3.

The Punchline:
She searches 22 years to find out what the joke meant.
1229) aarushi  
Location:
india
; AntivirXP08)
The Joke or Riddle:
why do all actors an d actreessses dont feel hot ? cause they hav many fans ….….…hahahahaa

The Punchline:
#@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool embarrassment razz (stick out tongue) wink frown
1228) Mimi  
Location:
U.S.A
; Tablet PC 1.7; 1.0.3705;
The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the gum cross the rode?

The Punchline:
Cuz it waz stuck to the chickens foot big grin
1227) Hollie  
Location:
folkestone Kent
; 2.0.50727)
The Joke or Riddle:
whats a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

The Punchline:
RRRRRRRRRRR
1226) sara  
Location:
tampa
The Joke or Riddle:
a man gets home from work sits down and begins to read the newspaper,there was a knock on the door,the man answers the door and there was a snail ,he picked up the snail and threw it as far as he could. three years later the man is sitting in his living room reading the newspaper when there was a knock at the door,it was the same snail,he asks,

The Punchline:
"What the hell was that for?"
1225) Maria 
Location:
Halifax
9.0.1) 2008070208 3.0.1
The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To plot the brown!!!

The Punchline:
Ha! Ha! Ha!
big grin wink smile
1224) RainbowBunny 
Location:
UK
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506; .1)
The Joke or Riddle:
There is a room, with no door, just one open window. In the room, there is shattered glass, water and.. Jack and Kelly are dead on the floor. How did Jack and Kelly die?

The Punchline:
Jack and Kelly are both goldfish.


They were in the bowl of water, got knocked over by the wind (hense the shattered glass and water) and died.
1223) lottie 
Location:
england
322; .2)
The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock! whos there? eggburt! eggburt who?

The Punchline:
eggburt no bacon(lol) wink
1222) DEANTONECIA  
Location:
FARMERVILLE ,LA 708 WEST BAYOU
The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT KIND OF KEY DOES NOT UNLOCK A DOOR

The Punchline:
A DONKEY big grin
1221) rayon 
Location:
whales
322; .1)
The Joke or Riddle:
what dissapears when you stand up??

The Punchline:
confused

answer: your lap
1220) LoREn 12 
Location:
Engalnd oo oo
The Joke or Riddle:
there is a bungalow wid yellow chairs yellow floor and a yellow kitchen wat colour are the stairs ….…...????

The Punchline:
they aint a colour because bugalows dont have stairs Lmao! big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) big grin big grin big grin big grin
1219) Chantal =]  
Location:
england
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the docter give to the chick when he wass i'll..??

The Punchline:
tweetment, ,, Lol roll eyes (sarcastic) razz (stick out tongue) big grin smile embarrassment cool eek! confused #@*%! frown wink
1218) Chantal lee  
Location:
england
The Joke or Riddle:
not a joke or a riddle its a saying , ,,JUST BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT !, ,,IF U WANT A RAINBOW THEN U R GONNA HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE RAIN LOL THANKS X

The Punchline:
Thank wink
1217) Trevor L  
Location:
Europe
byond_3.5; 322; 2.0.50727; IEMB3; IEMB3)
The Joke or Riddle:
Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife lately?

The Punchline:
Neither has he. smile
1216) kimberley clark  
Location:
united kingdom
8.1.14) 20080404 2.0.0.14
The Joke or Riddle:
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney

The Punchline:
ur to yung to smoke
1215) haz  
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
what did the famer say when he lost his tractor?

The Punchline:
confused wheres my tractor!! lol roll eyes (sarcastic)
jen Friday, August 15, 2008 13:48
Makes NO sense and is NOT funy…at all
1214) lola  
Location:
london
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
what has a bed bu tnever goes to sleep?

The Punchline:
river cool razz (stick out tongue)
1213) bri 
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The Punchline:
confused wink smile because chickens were not created yet!!
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