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What kind of shoes do thieves wear? The Punchline: Sneakers ![]() |
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DO YOU KNOW WHY 6 DOES'NT LIKE 7 ? The Punchline: BECAUSE 7-8-9
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why did the chicken cross the road? The Punchline: because it wanted to all right so next time dont make jokes about the chicken! ![]() |
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A cow was crossing the road when a chicken ran up to it and said ... The Punchline: ..." Don't do it! You'll never here the end of it! Trust me; I've been here before." |
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how do you kill a blonde? The Punchline: You tape a scratch and sniff to the bottom of the pool ![]() |
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A chemistry teacher asks his class: Anyone know any good chemistry jokes? The Punchline: A student replies,"Na." |
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If a dog's tail is cut, where will it get back it's tail again? The Punchline: At a RE-TAIL SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? The Punchline: A stick. |
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What is purple and smells like paint The Punchline: Purple paint! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
FUNNY JOKES The Punchline: ![]() ![]() |
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The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The Punchline: the man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." phaa lol thats funny! ![]() |
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At a bank why do they leave the doors open and chain the pens to the desk? The Punchline: its opposite |
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The Punchline: javascript:emoticon(' ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
I was goin to tell you this joke about a bank The Punchline: but i lost interest ![]() |
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why was the tomato blushing The Punchline: it saw the ranch dressing ![]() ![]() |
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a cowboy rode into town on friday, stayed there for 2 days and left on friday. How'd he do it? The Punchline: the horse's name is Friday! ![]() |
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How can the quarterback fit inside the pocket if he can't even fit inside jeans? The Punchline: oh wait that's because he is on a Football field |
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The Joke or Riddle:
the man who made it doesn't need it. The man who bought it doesn't want it and the man that needs it doesn't know it. What is it? The Punchline: its a coffin |
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The Joke or Riddle:
There are three rings in Marriage: 1. Engagement Ring. 2. Marriage Ring. 3. Suffering. The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |