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what did the cookie say to the doctor? The Punchline: *ironically* i feel crummy   
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he shot his wife he sunk his wife and hung her what is he? The Punchline: he is a photographer |
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why did the orange stop at the top of the hill? The Punchline: because it ran out of juice.ah ah |
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what do you get when you cross a pit bull with a sissy? The Punchline: a dog that rips your face off then runs for help |
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whats black and white and moves his/her emotions? The Punchline: a mime : ) haha |
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What do youget when you're a shark in a ocean in Alaska? The Punchline: FROSTBITE! 
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what is bigger than a house and smaller than a mouse???? The Punchline: a star!!! 
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Here is a mind_boggling riddle: So 3 guys go to hotel and pay for a $30 room. The manager realizes the room is only worth $25, so he sends the bellboy to return their $money$. When he gets there he says that $5 is too hard to split with 3 people, so he gives each one of them $1 and keeps the $2 to himself. In turn, the men only paid $9 each, times 3 is 27, plus the bellboy's $2 equals $29, where did the other $1 go? The Punchline: why don't you figure it out ?!?!?!?!?
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There was a man hunting in the woods. He stumbled on a tree root and dropped his gun. Before the hunter could get to the gun a bear jumped out in front of him. So the hunter yelled real loud "God please turn this bear into Christian." The bear got down on his knees, bowed his head and said "God please bless this food I am about to eat Amen." The Punchline: :P 
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why did the boy eat his homework? The Punchline: BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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why did the chicken cross the road The Punchline: to get 2 the shell petrol station |
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What is the differance between Here and There? The Punchline: The T on There!   
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How many psycologists does it take to change a light bulb? The Punchline: Well…..the light bulb has to want to change. |
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why dont polar bears eat penguins? because they cant get the wrappers off. The Punchline:
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? The Punchline: Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere. xD
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a man says can i have 6 tablets to make my thing go higher 6 tablets in 4 the lady say that wont do much and he gos yes it just to stop me….… The Punchline: from pissing on my slippers
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A rooster is sitting on a wall. Which side does it lay its egg? East or west? The Punchline: Neither! A rooster doesn't lay eggs!
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if it takes a man 1 hour to dig an hole how long would it take him to dig half an hole The Punchline: you cant dig half an hole |
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A man and his mate are driving around town and the driver asks his mate " hey can you stick your head out the window and check if my turning signal is working ? " The Punchline: his mate does so and says : " yes it is ..wait no its not , yes it is , no its not, … yes ,no, yes,no !
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What has a mouth but cannot speak? What has a bed but cannot sleep? and What has a bank but cannot withdraw money? The Punchline: A River |
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