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Name Your Joke
1252) sarina 
Location:
U.S.
    2.0.50727;

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the cookie say to the doctor?

The Punchline:
*ironically* i feel crummy roll eyes (sarcastic) razz (stick out tongue) eek!
1251) Bradley  
Location:
Australia
       ) ;  2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
he shot his wife he sunk his wife and hung her what is he?

The Punchline:
he is a photographer
1250) stuart  
Location:
hong kong
    2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the orange stop at the top of the hill?

The Punchline:
because it ran out of juice.ah ah
1249) Jack 
   ; (R1 1.1); 1.0.3705;

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get when you cross a pit bull with a sissy?

The Punchline:
a dog that rips your face off then runs for help
1248) deija  
Location:
arizona
   1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
whats black and white and moves his/her emotions?

The Punchline:
a mime : ) haha
1247) Justin F. D.  
Location:
Allen, OK
     3.2.0;  2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
What do youget when you're a shark in a ocean in Alaska?

The Punchline:
FROSTBITE! wink
1246) jacktoprea 
Location:
brazil
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
what is bigger than a house and smaller than a mouse????

The Punchline:
a star!!! frown frown
1245) jonny26me 
Location:
anywhere

The Joke or Riddle:
Here is a mind_boggling riddle: So 3 guys go to hotel and pay for a $30 room. The manager realizes the room is only worth $25, so he sends the bellboy to return their $money$. When he gets there he says that $5 is too hard to split with 3 people, so he gives each one of them $1 and keeps the $2 to himself. In turn, the men only paid $9 each, times 3 is 27, plus the bellboy's $2 equals $29, where did the other $1 go?

The Punchline:
why don't you figure it out ?!?!?!?!?

ALB Tuesday, October 14, 2008 11:26
please im dumb..whats the answer ?xx
1244) Brianna Wright  
Location:
Georgia, USA
 Intel Mac OS X; ) 23.15.1  3.0.4 523.15

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a man hunting in the woods. He stumbled on a tree root and dropped his gun. Before the hunter could get to the gun a bear jumped out in front of him. So the hunter yelled real loud "God please turn this bear into Christian." The bear got down on his knees, bowed his head and said "God please bless this food I am about to eat Amen."

The Punchline:
:P big grin
1243) Alisha 
Location:
east
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the boy eat his homework?

The Punchline:
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile smile big grin big grin razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) cool cool
1242) huw murray  
Location:
sydney, australia
   ; 322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chicken cross the road

The Punchline:
to get 2 the shell petrol station
1241) Libin  
Location:
Canada

The Joke or Riddle:
What is the differance between Here and There?

The Punchline:
The T on There! #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool eek! confused
1240) Bryan McGowan  
Location:
Texas
    2.0.50727; 3.0.04506; .2)

The Joke or Riddle:
How many psycologists does it take to change a light bulb?

The Punchline:
Well…..the light bulb has to want to change.
1239) hayley  
Location:
bilston
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
why dont polar bears eat penguins? because they cant get the wrappers off.

The Punchline:
big grin razz (stick out tongue) roll eyes (sarcastic)
1238) Josh  
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

The Punchline:
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

razz (stick out tongue) xD
1237) mandy 
Location:
wrexham
  9.0.1) 2008070208 3.0.1

The Joke or Riddle:
a man says can i have 6 tablets to make my thing go higher 6 tablets in 4 the lady say that wont do much and he gos yes it just to stop me….…

The Punchline:
from pissing on my slippers smile embarrassment big grin cool confused eek! razz (stick out tongue) frown
1236) Anna 
  8.1.14) 20080404 2.0.0.14

The Joke or Riddle:
A rooster is sitting on a wall. Which side does it lay its egg? East or west?

The Punchline:
smile Neither! A rooster doesn't lay eggs!
1235) danny speed  
Location:
spain
   Sky Broadband;  2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
if it takes a man 1 hour to dig an hole how long would it take him to dig half an hole

The Punchline:
you cant dig half an hole
1234) Brandon Ferrari 
   322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30)

The Joke or Riddle:
A man and his mate are driving around town and the driver asks his mate " hey can you stick your head out the window and check if my turning signal is working ? "

The Punchline:
cool his mate does so and says : " yes it is ..wait no its not , yes it is , no its not, … yes ,no, yes,no ! roll eyes (sarcastic)
1233) James  
Location:
England
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
What has a mouth but cannot speak? What has a bed but cannot sleep? and What has a bank but cannot withdraw money?

The Punchline:
A River
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