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Add or read jokes, riddles, funny stories or whatever on The PCman's Jokes and Riddles Page, post anything you like but please do not post adult jokes or any other offensive material.
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a man stops outside a hotel and instantly knows he's bankrupt how does he know? The Punchline: he's playing monopoly 
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Helga was hanging the wash out to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. ''''''''Gootness, iss hot,'''''''' she mused to herself as the sun beat down on her. She passed by a tavern and said, ''''''''Vy nought?'''''''' So she walked into the air conditioning and took a seat at the bar. The Punchline: "Bartender," she said. "I vill have unt cold beer, please.'''''''' The bartender asked, ''''''''Anheuser Busch?'''''''' ''''''''Vell, fine, tanks," she said, "Just unt leetle svetty.'''''''' |
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if a rooster got pregnant in canada and had her baby in america then where did the rooster have its baby The Punchline: nowhere roosters dont have baby's!  
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how do you amuse a dum blond put them in a circular room and say find a corner and sit in it The Punchline:  :-p
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whats' brown and sticky? a stick The Punchline: a stick |
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Why did the gum cross the road? The Punchline: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!       
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What does a duck eat with his soup??? The Punchline: Quackers!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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whats a cows favorite type of entertainment? The Punchline: going to the mooooooooooovies |
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There was this blonde in the middle of the road doing jumping jacks. "21, 21, 21, 21…" and all the sudden a brunette says "That looks like fun" so she runs up next to the blonde and joins in. "21, 21, 21, 21…" As quick as she came, a car comes up and hits the brunette… The Punchline: "22, 22, 22, 22…" |
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How do you make 'seven' even? The Punchline: Remove the 's' |
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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed with him? The Punchline: because he wanted to see how long he slept
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Punchline: A fsh! LOL! |
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a blonde and a brunett were watchin the 10 o'clock news and theres a man standing at the top of an office building. the brunett bets the blonde $30 dollars that he will jump, the blonde bets $30 he wont. 10 minutes later the man jumps and the blonde hands the brunett $30. they continue watching the news and the brunett gives the blonde the money back and tells her that she watched the 6 o'clock news and knew the man was going to jump. The Punchline: the blonde replies: " well i watched the 6 o'clock news too but i didnt think he would be stupid enough to jump again at 10!"
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what do you call 2 banana peels? The Punchline: A pair of slippers! |
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what did the male honey bee say to the female honey bee? hey sugar, give some of that honey The Punchline:
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what did the shirt say to the pants The Punchline: nothing cloths cant talk
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once there was a ninety year old guy down the street with a hot 19 year old chick and his doctor saw him and when he returned the following week his doctor said"what were you doing down the street the other day with that woman? " and the 90 year old guy said"I was taking your advice. You said to get a hot mamma. Be cheerful!" and the doctor said "No I didn't! I said youv'e got a heart murmur. Be careful!" The Punchline: funny
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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood? The Punchline: From its Bark! Mwahahahaha
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i tried sniffing COKE..but the ice-cubes got stuck in my nose..!!hahahaha The Punchline:
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what you call a one legged chinese man The Punchline: tai-wan-shu
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