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Name Your Joke
1272) carlton  
Location:
manchester, england
   2.0.50727; Seekmo 10.0.345.0; IEMB3; IEMB3)

The Joke or Riddle:
a man stops outside a hotel and instantly knows he's bankrupt how does he know?

The Punchline:
he's playing monopoly big grin
1271) Manuel Lopez  
Location:
Los Angeles Mission College
   2.0.50727; 322; 3.0.04506.648; 3.5.21022)

The Joke or Riddle:
Helga was hanging the wash out to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. ''''''''Gootness, iss hot,'''''''' she mused to herself as the sun beat down on her. She passed by a tavern and said, ''''''''Vy nought?'''''''' So she walked into the air conditioning and took a seat at the bar.

The Punchline:
"Bartender," she said. "I vill have unt cold beer, please.''''''''

The bartender asked, ''''''''Anheuser Busch?''''''''

''''''''Vell, fine, tanks," she said, "Just unt leetle svetty.''''''''
1270) aliyah  
Location:
somewhere
     2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
if a rooster got pregnant in canada and had her baby in america then where did the rooster have its baby

The Punchline:
nowhere roosters dont have baby's! wink wink big grin big grin razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue)
1269) Brittany White  
Location:
Australia W.A
   322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
how do you amuse a dum blond put them in a circular room and say find a corner and sit in it

The Punchline:
smile :-p
1268) Rosemarie  
Location:
home
   ; PeoplePal 3.0; Seekmo 10.0.406.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
whats' brown and sticky? a stick

The Punchline:
a stick
1267) Roxi 
Location:
The Netherlands
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506; Tablet PC 2.0; .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the gum cross the road?

The Punchline:
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!

smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! confused eek!
big grin frown smile wink razz (stick out tongue) embarrassment cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! confused
smile roll eyes (sarcastic) wink frown big grin embarrassment razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! cool eek! confused
1266) carly 
Location:
nj
   1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
What does a duck eat with his soup???

The Punchline:
#@*%! Quackers!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
1265) paul 
   322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30)

The Joke or Riddle:
whats a cows favorite type of entertainment?

The Punchline:
going to the mooooooooooovies
1264) Rockett  
     2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
There was this blonde in the middle of the road doing jumping jacks. "21, 21, 21, 21…" and all the sudden a brunette says "That looks like fun" so she runs up next to the blonde and joins in. "21, 21, 21, 21…" As quick as she came, a car comes up and hits the brunette…

The Punchline:
"22, 22, 22, 22…"
1263) You Don't Need To Know My Name 
     2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
How do you make 'seven' even?

The Punchline:
Remove the 's'
1262) Savannah  
Location:
virginia
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed with him?

The Punchline:
because he wanted to see how long he slept smile
1261) Nick Lubec  
Location:
Beefland, CA
    2.0.50727; 3.0.04506; Media Center PC 5.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

The Punchline:
A fsh! LOL!
1260) Jillianne  
Location:
Kokomo Indiana
   .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
a blonde and a brunett were watchin the 10 o'clock news and theres a man standing at the top of an office building. the brunett bets the blonde $30 dollars that he will jump, the blonde bets $30 he wont. 10 minutes later the man jumps and the blonde hands the brunett $30. they continue watching the news and the brunett gives the blonde the money back and tells her that she watched the 6 o'clock news and knew the man was going to jump.

The Punchline:
the blonde replies: " well i watched the 6 o'clock news too but i didnt think he would be stupid enough to jump again at 10!" smile roll eyes (sarcastic)
1259) Ashuyg 
Location:
Africa
    3.2.0; {F34BA008-D223-404e-B895-D5826F622547};    ) ; 322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.648; 3.5.21022;

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call 2 banana peels?

The Punchline:
A pair of slippers!
1258) Cassie Jackson  
Location:
Pennsylvania
   322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; 3.0.04506.648)

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the male honey bee say to the female honey bee? hey sugar, give some of that honey

The Punchline:
cool

Nick Lubec Thursday, November 13, 2008 23:50
LOL!

Actually that was not funny at all.
1257) ogee 
Location:
tywan

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the shirt say to the pants

The Punchline:
eek! nothing cloths cant talk roll eyes (sarcastic)
1256) hot mamma 
  8.1.17) 20080829 2.0.0.17

The Joke or Riddle:
once there was a ninety year old guy down the street with a hot 19 year old chick and his doctor saw him and when he returned the following week his doctor said"what were you doing down the street the other day with that woman? " and the 90 year old guy said"I was taking your advice. You said to get a hot mamma. Be cheerful!" and the doctor said "No I didn't! I said youv'e got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

The Punchline:
smile funny
1255) MICHAEL M-------  
Location:
New York City
   322; Windows-Media-Player/10.00.00.3990)

The Joke or Riddle:
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

The Punchline:
smile From its Bark! Mwahahahaha
1254) imi 
Location:
london
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
i tried sniffing COKE..but the ice-cubes got stuck in my nose..!!hahahaha

The Punchline:
frown wink razz (stick out tongue) big grin embarrassment cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! confused
1253) scott  
Location:
england
   ;

The Joke or Riddle:
what you call a one legged chinese man

The Punchline:
tai-wan-shu big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin

a random girl Friday, April 30, 2010 02:54
so fny i 4 got 2 laff #@*%! roll eyes (sarcastic) cool embarrassment embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) wink frown smile eek!
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