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what is the diffrence between a train and a teacher? The Punchline: a teacher goes spit out your gum and a train goes chew chew   
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The Punchline: Because Chickens Weren't Around In Those Days 
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why did the chicken cross the road? The Punchline: to get to the other side |
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A old woman walks into the doctors office and the nurse calls her back The Punchline:  "Yea it worked fine but I'll never be able to show my face in Mcdonalds again !!!!!" LOL
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y did the chiken cros da rd? The Punchline: 2 get 2 da uver side! |
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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The Punchline: Footprints in the butter
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This is a riddle! Tear one off and scratch my head what once was The Punchline: A match |
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Why did the turkey cross the road The Punchline: cus the chicken was unavailable |
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What did the pot say to the coffee? The Punchline: I get more heat than you.  
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A horse walks into a bar and goes to the bartender "can I have a The Punchline:
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a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. who lands first? The Punchline: the brunette coz the blond has 2 ask 4 directions!!! |
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If u r an American when ur goin to the bathroom, and ur an American wh The Punchline: European!!!!!!!
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will u remember me in a yr? yes. Will u remember me in 2 yrs? yes. wil The Punchline: knock knock who's there? See you've forgotten me already! 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What makes da biggest splash: a dumb blond, a clever blond or Santa Cl The Punchline: A dumb blond coz da others don't exist!!! |
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Y don't Elephants like computers? The Punchline: Coz they are scared of da mouse!!! |
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There wer 2 blond men walkin through da forest wen 1 sez i need a s*^t The Punchline: He #@*%!s back wiv s*^t all over his hands n da uver guy sez wot happend n da s*^tty guy goes hav u ever tryd wipin ur ars wiv 3 quarters, a nickel n a dime? |
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there were two blondes walking in the forest and they saw some tracks. The Punchline: ten minutes later they got hit by a train. |
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There was a young man playing in a field one day, then suddenly he saw The Punchline: He told the old man to hold as much air in as he possibly could, then chucked the old man in and sat on the old man paddling (with his feet) to the island! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
how many irish people does it take to milk a cow? The Punchline: 20 1 person to hold the udders and 19 people to lift the cow up and down
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Why cant a bike stand up by itself? The Punchline: Becuase its too tired |
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