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Name Your Joke
32) carlos 

The Joke or Riddle:
what is the diffrence between a train and a teacher?

The Punchline:
a teacher goes spit out your gum and a train goes chew chew roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin eek!

Brandan Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:08
hahaha! thats pretty good big grin
31) Lance 

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The Punchline:
Because Chickens Weren't Around In Those Days cool
30) jennifer 

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the chicken cross the road?

The Punchline:
to get to the other side
29) anonymous 
Location:
n/a
  ;  )

The Joke or Riddle:
A old woman walks into the doctors office and the nurse calls her back

The Punchline:
confused "Yea it worked fine but I'll never be able to show my face in Mcdonalds again !!!!!" eek! eek! LOL
28) cute_katesy_4evr 
  ; 4.4.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
y did the chiken cros da rd?

The Punchline:
2 get 2 da uver side!
27) TNTom 
Location:
East Tennessee, USA

The Joke or Riddle:
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

The Punchline:
Footprints in the butterbig grinbig grin
26) podge 
Location:
u.k
   1.0.3705)

The Joke or Riddle:
This is a riddle! Tear one off and scratch my head what once was

The Punchline:
A match
25) Podge 
Location:
England(i think)
   1.0.3705)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the turkey cross the road

The Punchline:
cus the chicken was unavailable
24) shameka robinson 
Location:
U.S

The Joke or Riddle:
What did the pot say to the coffee?

The Punchline:
I get more heat than you.
smile wink big grin
23) cor 

The Joke or Riddle:
A horse walks into a bar and goes to the bartender "can I have a

The Punchline:
smile
22) La La 
  ; 4.4.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. who lands first?

The Punchline:
the brunette coz the blond has 2 ask 4 directions!!!
21) Courtney 
  ;  ;

The Joke or Riddle:
If u r an American when ur goin to the bathroom, and ur an American wh

The Punchline:
European!!!!!!! eek! roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin
20) Kitty 
Location:
London
  ; 4.4.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
will u remember me in a yr? yes. Will u remember me in 2 yrs? yes. wil

The Punchline:
knock knock who's there? See you've forgotten me already! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%!
19) Kitty 
Location:
London
  ; 4.4.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
What makes da biggest splash: a dumb blond, a clever blond or Santa Cl

The Punchline:
A dumb blond coz da others don't exist!!!
18) Kitty 
Location:
London
  ; 4.4.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
Y don't Elephants like computers?

The Punchline:
Coz they are scared of da mouse!!!
17) Katesy 
Location:
Croydon
  ; 4.4.2.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
There wer 2 blond men walkin through da forest wen 1 sez i need a s*^t

The Punchline:
He #@*%!s back wiv s*^t all over his hands n da uver guy sez wot happend n da s*^tty guy goes hav u ever tryd wipin ur ars wiv 3 quarters, a nickel n a dime?
16) lauren 
Location:
place place
   Rogers Hi-Speed Int

The Joke or Riddle:
there were two blondes walking in the forest and they saw some tracks.

The Punchline:
ten minutes later they got hit by a train.
15) Hannah 
Location:
ENGLAND!!!! WOOOOO!!!

The Joke or Riddle:
There was a young man playing in a field one day, then suddenly he saw

The Punchline:
He told the old man to hold as much air in as he possibly could, then chucked the old man in and sat on the old man paddling (with his feet) to the island!
14) shane duckworth 
Location:
leeds

The Joke or Riddle:
how many irish people does it take to milk a cow?

The Punchline:
20
1 person to hold the udders and 19 people to lift the cow up and down

Wackedup Tuesday, March 8, 2011 20:05
I'M IRISH AND THAT JOKE IS NOWHERE NEAR FUNNY!!!!!!!!! #@*%!
13) Allison 
   1.0.3705)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why cant a bike stand up by itself?

The Punchline:
Becuase its too tired
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