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Name Your Joke
1292) GSY 
Location:
Behind You
) ; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506; .1)
The Joke or Riddle:
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a hundred years?

The Punchline:
The Letter M
1291) milly  
Location:
england
PPC Mac OS X 10.4; 9.0.5) 2008120121 3.0.5
The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

The Punchline:
FROSTBITE!!!!!! razz (stick out tongue)
1290) Grant  
Location:
USA
) ; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
A man rides into town on Friday, stays three days, then leaves on Friday. How does he do it?

The Punchline:
big grin His horses' name is Friday!!! big grin
1289) Wheeeeeeee 
Location:
Inside your computer
; 322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30)
The Joke or Riddle:
Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Youre welcome!

The Punchline:
wink razz (stick out tongue) confused eek! cool embarrassment #@*%! razz (stick out tongue) wink big grin big grin smile big grin frown
1288) margee  
Location:
brazil
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506; 3.5.21022)
The Joke or Riddle:
I just heard the invisible man married the invisible woman I bet their baby is not going to be much to look at

The Punchline:
wink lol roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool lol lol lol lol lol lol lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
1287) monaisha rodriguez 
Location:
connecticut
Danger hiptop 4.7; 7.12) 20050920
The Joke or Riddle:
Ur momma is so fat wen she steped on a scale it said "To Be continued"

The Punchline:
cool
1286) LOLO 
Location:
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM####
The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT ALPHABET GOES LIKE THIS QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM???

The Punchline:
THE ONE ON UR KEYBOARD
1285) Christan  
Location:
New Orleans, Louisiana
Intel Mac OS X; ) 23.15.1 3.0.4 523.15
The Joke or Riddle:
What did sonic the hedgehog get for Christmas?

The Punchline:
Five Golden Rings!! smile wink
LOLO Saturday, January 17, 2009 20:17
DIDN'T GET IT AT ALL???
The PCman Saturday, January 17, 2009 20:26
Sonic collects rings in the game. smile razz (stick out tongue) big grin
1284) nicole  
Location:
maryland
; ADVPLUGIN|K114|04|S-1797731338|dial; snprtz|S23959200000224;
The Joke or Riddle:
there is a house it is one floor the walls are blue and the floor is green what color are the stairs?

The Punchline:
It's one floor there are no stairs!!
smile frown big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) cool cool confused #@*%! confused big grin razz (stick out tongue) wink
1283) carolina  
Location:
Santa Rosa
The Joke or Riddle:
What has 4 eyes but can't see?

The Punchline:
Mississippi
1282) ryan burnette  
Location:
usa
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
what does popeye eat on all his food?

The Punchline:
Olive oyl(oil) smile
1281) Shani Rapport 
Location:
Plantation
; 1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 4.0)
The Joke or Riddle:
How much did the reindeer cost?

The Punchline:
Nothing, its on the house!
1280) goofy girl  
Location:
colorado
The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a sheep with no legs

The Punchline:
big grin a cloud….
1279) sraam 
Location:
malaysia
; )
The Joke or Riddle:
what do you call a deer with no eyes?

The Punchline:
answer : no idea
(no-eye-deer)embarrassment cool eek! smile wink razz (stick out tongue) #@*%! confused roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin frown
1278) dec  
Location:
england
Sky Broadband; (R1 1.6); 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506;
The Joke or Riddle:
Your mama is so thick she climbed over a glass wall 2 see wats on other side.

The Punchline:
hi every body
1277) jason  
Location:
chambersburg
Comcast Install 1.0; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama is so fat her but covers three zipcodes.

The Punchline:
big grin razz (stick out tongue) roll eyes (sarcastic) eek! confused :cool #@*%! wink smile frown embarrassment
1276) Tom  
Location:
Merseyside
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506)
The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes???? Do-You-Think-He-saurus!!!

The Punchline:
smile LOL
1275) Steffanie Ross  
Location:
Taree, N.S.W
322; 2.0.50727)
The Joke or Riddle:
Your mum's so fat that when she auditioned for ''The Biggest Loser'' , they said ''Sorry, no professionals''

The Punchline:
Dunno
1274) Max  
Location:
new york
{18A190FC-C31D-41C2-9DCD-5B2F766EDD0D}; 322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; 3.0.04506.648; 10.2.217.0)
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the boy eat his homework? because he thought it was a peice of cake

The Punchline:
hope you like my joke
1273) cojo norris 
Location:
alabamer
; 322; 2.0.50727; Windows-Media-Player/10.00.00.3990)
The Joke or Riddle:
how many days of the week start with the letter T?

The Punchline:
four. tuesday, thursday, today, and tomorrow. roll eyes (sarcastic) eek! roll eyes (sarcastic) razz (stick out tongue)
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