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The Joke or Riddle:
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a hundred years? The Punchline: The Letter M |
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The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? The Punchline: FROSTBITE!!!!!! ![]() |
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A man rides into town on Friday, stays three days, then leaves on Friday. How does he do it? The Punchline: ![]() ![]() |
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Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Youre welcome! The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
I just heard the invisible man married the invisible woman I bet their baby is not going to be much to look at The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Ur momma is so fat wen she steped on a scale it said "To Be continued" The Punchline: ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT ALPHABET GOES LIKE THIS QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM??? The Punchline: THE ONE ON UR KEYBOARD |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What did sonic the hedgehog get for Christmas? The Punchline: Five Golden Rings!! ![]() ![]()
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there is a house it is one floor the walls are blue and the floor is green what color are the stairs? The Punchline: It's one floor there are no stairs!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What has 4 eyes but can't see? The Punchline: Mississippi |
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what does popeye eat on all his food? The Punchline: Olive oyl(oil) ![]() |
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How much did the reindeer cost? The Punchline: Nothing, its on the house! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a sheep with no legs The Punchline: ![]() |
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what do you call a deer with no eyes? The Punchline: answer : no idea (no-eye-deer) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Your mama is so thick she climbed over a glass wall 2 see wats on other side. The Punchline: hi every body |
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yo mama is so fat her but covers three zipcodes. The Punchline: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes???? Do-You-Think-He-saurus!!! The Punchline: ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Your mum's so fat that when she auditioned for ''The Biggest Loser'' , they said ''Sorry, no professionals'' The Punchline: Dunno |
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The Joke or Riddle:
why did the boy eat his homework? because he thought it was a peice of cake The Punchline: hope you like my joke |
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The Joke or Riddle:
how many days of the week start with the letter T? The Punchline: four. tuesday, thursday, today, and tomorrow. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |