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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and wh The Punchline: 
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if there are three box which are missed labled may be like red, white, The Punchline:  
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? The Punchline: Damn |
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a plane is about to crash there are 3 parachutes and 4 people the rock The Punchline: the school boy answers "the most inteligent man in the universe just took my school bag" 
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It was the first day of school and the teacher was going around, askin The Punchline: The girl said "Glad #@*%!" or "Happy Buns" what the hells the difference. |
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Grass is green, coal is black, why don't you go sit on a tack The Punchline: |
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Why did the cactus cross the road? Why did the chicken cross the The Punchline: Because he was stuck to the chicken. To get to the Chick Inn! 
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your mama is like a hardware store 12 cent a srew The Punchline:   
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A man catches a taxis from manchester to LOndon. Because this journey The Punchline: he said A taxis driver in manchester 
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there was once a girl called laura she was in class and the teacher wa The Punchline: and laura went noooo not YOU i am concertrating on the match so can you leave me till the end and the teacher went yes after school and laura went you are a disgrace you are discusting and the teacher went what staying back after school well after lesson and laura went okay (the bell rang)laura stayed back her and the teacher and laura went YES SHE SCORED. |
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why did the crab laugh The Punchline: because the seeweed
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a girl was in sunday school and a teacher asked her what is another na The Punchline: |
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A plane crashes on the border of California and Nevada. Where do you b The Punchline: You dont burry survivors. They survived the plane crash.
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Take that ugly halloween mask, it's not halloween! oh i forgot that's y The Punchline:
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One day, an aeroplane is flying in the sky. Suddenly, the aeroplane is The Punchline: He should drop the refrigerator because it contains the elephant and so is the heaviest! |
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The lion had a birthday party. It is compulsory for all animals to go. The Punchline: It is the elephant because it is still stuck in the refrigerator! |
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How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator in 4 steps? The Punchline: 1. Open the refrigerator door 2. Take out the giraffe 3. Put in the elephant 4. Close the refrigerator door |
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How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator in 3 steps? The Punchline: 1. Open the refrigerator door 2. Put the giraffe in 3. Close the refrigerator door |
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There is a guy who goes to hell. There are three doors to choose a job The Punchline: 10 minutes later one says "alright everyone back on your heads " |
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How do you kill a blonde? The Punchline: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool  
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