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I have three eyes two are on my root. I have all the time in the wo The Punchline: |
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Knock-knock! Who is there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? The Punchline: ICEBERG! LET US SEE IF WE CAN AVOID IT! |
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Yay! I remembered another one! An irish man, an american and a japene The Punchline: "Jaysus! I'm gettting a fax!" Hee hee hee ![]() |
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Part Two The guy is still standing there and and another guy comes al The Punchline: This Parrot shooting isnt great . . Theres More!!!!!!!!! |
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Ohhh, very nice! Check out this one.its a bit long Two prawns are in The Punchline: You ready for this? "I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again Christian!" ![]() |
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The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of The Punchline: The letter 'E' |
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Why are Blonde's coffins shaped like a triangle? Because every time The Punchline: |
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A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at he The Punchline: ![]() |
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A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the The Punchline: ![]() |
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A group of scientists tried to see how long a pig could go with a cork The Punchline: The guy answered, "You should have seen the monkey try to put the cork back in!!!" ![]() ![]() |
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What do you call a really skinny girl with a yest infection? The Punchline: A quarter pounder with cheese
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I swear officer, she FELT 18 ... The Punchline: |
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A man was driving in a car. The he got shot. How could he, he had all The Punchline: ![]() ![]() |
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The Scott walks out of the pub totally drunk and decides to go and lie The Punchline: "? do't know were u've been laddy but i'm pretty glad to see u've won first prize!!" |
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A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder The Punchline: And the barman said sorry we dont serve food here |
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There is a red bungalo, with a red door, with a red T.V, with a red ki The Punchline: There isn't any it's a bungalo ![]()
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there is three women a jew polish an a black and they new the world wa The Punchline: ![]() |
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An old woman's husband p#@*%!es away adn she is too upset to carry on, The Punchline: Later on that evening she was admitted to hospital with a bullet wound under her knee . . ... ![]() |
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Cookie Joke!!!!!!!! An old married guy found out that he was going to The Punchline: A spatula comes down on his hand! His wife screams at him, "Those are for the funeral!!!" ![]() |
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Three wrinkled old looking guys are sitting on the porch in an old fol The Punchline: "21" ![]() |