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Name Your Joke
1312) rex  
Location:
america
   ;  GTB6)

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the boy throw the butter in air. he wanted to see a butterfly.

The Punchline:
smile
1311) Michael Pollard  
Location:
Northam W.A Australia

The Joke or Riddle:
If you were locked in a car with a hammer, how would you get out?

The Punchline:
Unlock the doors!
1310) Julianne  
 PPC Mac OS X Mach-O;  8.1.14) 20080404 2.0.0.14

The Joke or Riddle:
A man walked into the phone booth. There was a message saying, \"If this phone doesn't work, please call the number below.\"

The Punchline:
They're saying, if the phone doesn't work, please call the number below. How can you call if the phone doesn't work?!
1309) jennifer gonzalez  
Location:
california
    2.0.50727; .1; .1.3; .0.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the lady through the clock out the window

The Punchline:
she wanted to see time fly
1308) Bryce  
   322; 2.0.50727;  3.0.04506.30; 3.0.04506.648; 3.5.21022; CNN.com; yie8)

The Joke or Riddle:
What's Black and White and Read All Over?

The Punchline:
big grin eek! The NewsPaper big grin eek!
1307) mr.joker 
Location:
lol
  9.0.10) 2009042316 3.0.10

The Joke or Riddle:
Q:what is sad and but does not look sad? A:blue berries knock knock joke knock knock! whos there? boo! boo who? why are you crying? jokes Q:what does an octopus say his aplabets? A: A….….. B….…... Seas!!!!!! Q:what is seen but does not see each other? A:Eyes Q: what is called running but does not run? A: rUNNING nose END OF JOKES AND RIDDLES PLEASE DO NOT COPY. I OWN THIS JOKE FROM MY DAUGHTER! THANK YOU.

The Punchline:
rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1306) Lu  
Location:
China
   322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.648; 3.5.21022)

The Joke or Riddle:
Two words that will open you meny doors…hold and push.

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) thanks
1305) AVI  
Location:
NJ 086019
   ; GTB5)

The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DOES THUNDER WEAR?

The Punchline:
THUNDERWEAR big grin
1304) Jacob Marshall  
    2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729;  yie8)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the sheep bark?

The Punchline:
It was a sheepdog!
1303) nicole s  
Location:
las vegas NV
    322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE I WAS THE CHICKENS DAY OFF!

The Punchline:
big grin big grin big grin big grin
1302) j-book 
Location:
flordia
     2.0.50727;  3.5.30729; 3.0.30618)

The Joke or Riddle:
Joke:what do pigs go in when they get hurt Awnser: hambulance

The Punchline:
smile smile smile big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin
1301) shelby  
Location:
oklahoma
   eMusic DLM/4; 322; 2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
what kind of music does a bunny like?

The Punchline:
hip-hop.
1300) natesha 
Location:
noya

The Joke or Riddle:
a man had a upside down nose when it rained he drowned ha, ha, ha, ha lol

The Punchline:
big grin ha, ha, ha, ha smile razz (stick out tongue)
lol
1299) meghan  
Location:
Ohio

The Joke or Riddle:
Why does the salt never talk?

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) It's in salting you !!!
1298) aspen atkins  
Location:
fountain, colorado
   1.0.3705; 322; Media Center PC 3.1)

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama's so dumb, she threw a rock at the groung and missed! yo mama's so fat, she invented the low-rider!

The Punchline:
umm, i dont have one…its "yo mama" jokes. razz (stick out tongue)
1297) Blake 
Location:
Nanaimo
     2.0.50727;   10.3.75.0; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30618)

The Joke or Riddle:
So a bhuddist walks into a hot dog stand and says…

The Punchline:
Make me one with everyting
1296) shawty 
Location:
nonya
    2.0.50727)

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mama is so fat that she had jenny craig on speed dial.

The Punchline:
lol big grin big grin big grin big grin
1295) sweeetieee 
Location:
i dun exist
    2.0.50727;  3.0.04506)

The Joke or Riddle:
a little boy bought a puzzle from the store, when he opened it, he returned it…..guess whyy??

The Punchline:
HE THOUGHT IT WAZZ BROKENNN…HAHAHAHA N I MADE DIZ JOKE UP.
1294) toby mac fan  
Location:
location, location
    2.0.50727; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30729; Media Center PC 6.0)

The Joke or Riddle:
while i was listening to music, i said to my friend . .. " i like this music and all, . . .

The Punchline:
but i have a one track mind!"

a song is called a track sometimes, and i always listen to the song momentum by toby mac over and over
LOL LOL big grin
1293) 007  
Location:
inside your mind
  9.0.6) 2009011913 3.0.6

The Joke or Riddle:
What do yah call a dog with no legs?

The Punchline:
doesn't matter, he won't come when you call big grin roll eyes (sarcastic)
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