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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? The Punchline: Boo Berries and I-Scream! |
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What is Dracula's favorite fruit? The Punchline: Nectarines! |
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What's a monster's favorite drink? The Punchline: Ghoul-aid! |
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Where does a ghost go on Saturday nights? The Punchline: Somewhere he can boogie! |
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What did one ghost say to another? The Punchline: Don't spook until you're spooken to! |
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What does a ghost have to get before he can scare anyone? The Punchline: A haunting license! |
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What do you call a monster sleeping in a chandelier? The Punchline: A light sleeper! |
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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance? The Punchline: His ghoul friend! |
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Why didn't the ghost eat liver? The Punchline: He didn't have the stomach for it! |
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What does a ghost do when he gets in a car? The Punchline: Puts his sheet belt on! |
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What did the baby monster say to his babysitter? The Punchline: I want my mummy! |
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Why did Dr. Jekyll cross the road? The Punchline: To get to the other Hyde! |
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What is a ghost's favorite type of friut? The Punchline: Boo berry! |
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What kind of mistake does a ghost make? The Punchline: A boo boo! |
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Why is the Vampire so unpopular? The Punchline: Because he is a pain in the neck! |
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Why did the monster eat the North Pole? The Punchline: He was in the mood for a frozen dinner! |
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YOU ARE SO DUMB…. The Punchline: YOU LOOKED AT THE ORANGE JUICE BOTTLE FOR 20 MINUTES BECAUSE IT SAID "CONCENTRATE" |
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Why did the elephant stare at the alligator? The Punchline: Because he didn't know what it was!
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how do u know when ure a hillbilly The Punchline:    ure jack o lantern has more teeth than u do
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If you have a goat, a yam and a lion that you must take across a river The Punchline: you take the goat to the other end, then take the lion, then bring back the goat, take the yam, then take the goat 
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