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The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the little monsters stay up all night? The Punchline: They were studying for a blood test! |
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What has four legs and goes "Boo"? The Punchline: A cow with a cold! |
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How do you know when a ghost is sad? The Punchline: He says Booooo Hooooo! |
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What do you call a dumb skeleton? The Punchline: A numbskull! |
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What kind of witch turns out the lights? The Punchline: A light witch! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call 3 witches on a broom? The Punchline: A car pool! |
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What animal drops from the clouds? The Punchline: A raindeer! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? The Punchline: No thanks, I'm stuffed! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What has bread on both sides and is afraid of everything? The Punchline: A chicken sandwich! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What stays hot in the fridge? The Punchline: Mustard! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Waiter, do you serve crabs in this restaurant? The Punchline: Yes sir, we serve everyone! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a fly with no wings? The Punchline: A walk! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Where do bakers keep their dough? The Punchline: In the bank! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What is a cannibal's favorite soup? The Punchline: One with a lot of body! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup? The Punchline: Freestyle, I believe! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What did one banana sitting in the sun say to the other banana sitting The Punchline: I don't know about you, but I'm starting to peel! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a surgeon with 8 arms? The Punchline: A doctopus! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do frogs order in restaurants? The Punchline: French flies! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a 20-headed 2-ton monster? The Punchline: Sir.! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? The Punchline: A sand-witch! |