
Name | Your Joke | ||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him? The Punchline: He rolls them back to her! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
Why don't skeletons wear shorts? The Punchline: Because they have bony knees! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What do witches put in their hair? The Punchline: Scare spray! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
How do you make a skeleton laugh? The Punchline: Tickle his funny bone! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What do ghosts eat for dinner? The Punchline: Spook-etti! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the duck say to the comedian? The Punchline: You really quack me up! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his dinner? The Punchline: He bolted it! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What does a monster eat after a visit to the dentist? The Punchline: The dentist! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? The Punchline: None, they love the dark! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
Where do ghosts play golf? The Punchline: The golf corpse! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What game do young ghosts love? The Punchline: Hide and shriek! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
Why are elephants grey? The Punchline: So you can tell them apart from canaries! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
How does an alien congratulate someone? The Punchline: He gives them a high six! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
Why did it take the monster 10 months to finish a book? The Punchline: Because he wasn't very hungry! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What are feathers good for? The Punchline: Birds! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
How do monsters like their eggs? The Punchline: Terrified! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What is a witch's favorite cl#@*%! in school? The Punchline: Spelling! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a baby whale? The Punchline: A little squirt! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
What bear goes around scaring other animals? The Punchline: Winnie the Boo! |
||||||
|
The Joke or Riddle:
Where does Frankenstein's wife have her hair done? The Punchline: At an ugly parlor! |