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Why don't turkeys get invited to dinner parties? The Punchline: Because they use fowl language! |
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What did Mr. and Mrs. Chicken call their baby? The Punchline: Egg! |
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What's the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The Punchline: You can shut the umbrella up! |
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What kind of tie do pigs wear? The Punchline: A pigsty! |
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What's 50 feet long and jumps every 10 seconds? The Punchline: A dinosaur with hiccups! |
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What do you call a duck with fangs? The Punchline: Count duckula! |
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What do you call a camel with 3 #@*%!s? The Punchline: #@*%!hrey! |
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What did one bowling ball say to the other? The Punchline: Don't stop me, I'm on a roll! |
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Why are dogs like hamburgers? The Punchline: They're both sold by the pound! |
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Why did the boy climb the gl#@*%! wall? The Punchline: To see what was on the other side! |
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Why did the boy break his arm raking leaves? The Punchline: He fell out of the tree! |
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What's big, red and eats rocks? The Punchline: A big red rock eater! |
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What has holes and holds water? The Punchline: A sponge! |
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What runs but doesn't get anywhere? The Punchline: A refrigerator! |
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What kind of cup can't hold water? The Punchline: A cupcake! |
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Which candle burns longer, a red one or a green one? The Punchline: Neither, they both burn shorter! |
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What cup can you never drink out of? The Punchline: A hiccup! |
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What flies around all day but never goes anywhere? The Punchline: A flag! |
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What's a ghost's favorite position in soccer? The Punchline: Ghoul-Keeper! |
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Why do birds fly south? The Punchline: It's too far to walk! |
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