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392) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

The Punchline:
With a pumpkin patch!
391) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What's black and white and eats like a horse?

The Punchline:
A zebra!
390) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
How do you make an elephant sandwich?

The Punchline:
First you take an enormous loaf of bread!
389) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

The Punchline:
Yes, the hot water killed it!
388) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Waiter, this egg is bad.

The Punchline:
Don't blame me, I only laid the table!
387) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Waiter, this egg is bad.

The Punchline:
Don't blame me, I only laid the table!
386) Mary 
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The Joke or Riddle:
why do zebras have stripes

The Punchline:
becausse they are zebras

?Ashley K. Tuesday, February 22, 2005 16:28
this joke doesn't make any sense!
385) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the potato cry?

The Punchline:
Because the chips were down!
384) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a cow riding a skateboard?

The Punchline:
A cow-tastrophe about to happen!
383) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Waiter, how long will my sausage be?

The Punchline:
About 8 inches!
382) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Waiter, how long will my sausage be?

The Punchline:
381) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What is the difference between pea soup and roast chicken?

The Punchline:
Anyone can roast chicken!
380) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the baby biscuit cry?

The Punchline:
Because his mother was a wafer for so long!
379) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why is a pea small and green?

The Punchline:
If it was large and red, it would be a fire engine!
378) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What ten letter word starts with gas?

The Punchline:
A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E!
377) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why do elephants live in the jungle?

The Punchline:
Because they can't fit inside houses!
376) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
How many apples can you put in an empty box?

The Punchline:
One, after that it's not empty anymore!
375) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What happened to the stupid jelly fish?

The Punchline:
It set!
374) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What's green and red and goes at 120 mph?

The Punchline:
A frog in a blender!
373) Ashley K. 
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

The Punchline:
An animal that talks your head off!
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