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The Joke or Riddle:
Why is milk the fastest thing in the world? The Punchline: Because it's pasteurized before you see it! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste and a soul t The Punchline: A shoe! |
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What did the piece of wood say to the drill? The Punchline: You bore me! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? The Punchline: Because their kids have to play inside! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What can you serve but never eat? The Punchline: A volleyball! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What's black when clean and white when dirty? The Punchline: A blackboard! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? The Punchline: A hole! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Which room has no windows, no door and no floor? The Punchline: A mushroom! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why is the sky so high? The Punchline: So birds won't bump their heads! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a guy who rolls in the leaves? The Punchline: RRRRussell. ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? The Punchline: Where is popcorn ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What letter saves you from a monster? The Punchline: R - It turns a fiend into a friend. |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why are sausages so bad mannered? The Punchline: They spit in the frying pan! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Did you hear about the ghost who ate all the Christmas decorations? The Punchline: He got tinselitis! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What is Dracula's favorite place in New York? The Punchline: The Vampire State Building! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why did they call the cyclops a playboy? The Punchline: Because he had an eye for the ladies! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What's yellow and stupid? The Punchline: Thick custard! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea? The Punchline: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? The Punchline: Because he's surrounded by nuts! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the jelly wobble? The Punchline: Because it saw the apple turnover! |