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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a footballer with a gorilla? The Punchline: I don't know, but nobody tries to stop it scoring! |
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When is it bad luck to see a black cat? The Punchline: When you're a mouse! |
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Why do runners wear rippled sole shoes? The Punchline: To give the ants a 50-50 chance! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call an elephant in a telephone box? The Punchline: Stuck! |
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What illness do martial artists get? The Punchline: Kung-flu! |
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Why was the boxer known as Pic#@*%!o? The Punchline: Because he spent all his time on the canvas! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
Why is tennis such a noisy game? The Punchline: Because everyone raises a racket! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a man without a spade? The Punchline: Douglas! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do dogs and trees have in common? The Punchline: Bark! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a man with a spade? The Punchline: Doug! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? The Punchline: Lily! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a man with rabbits in his trousers? The Punchline: Warren! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? The Punchline: Russell! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a boy hanging on a wall? The Punchline: Art! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What is white, fluffy and lives in the jungle? The Punchline: A meringue-utan! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
What's red and hangs in an orange tree? The Punchline: A stupid strawberry! |
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The Joke or Riddle:
what did the freak so to the hoe cuold you be mine valentine The Punchline: ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
A box without hinges, key , or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. The Punchline: An Egg |
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The Joke or Riddle:
what do a PS2 and Michael Jackson have in common? The Punchline: they're bot made of plastic and little boys turn them on. ![]() |
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The Joke or Riddle:
2 guys walk into a bar 1 ducks the other 1 says "ow!" The Punchline: |